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Post by Michael Coello on Dec 9, 2006 15:32:38 GMT -5
Under no circumstances should you ever hold a Hilary Duff CD in your hands for any amount of time.
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Post by Dr. Marzvon Zombie M.D. on Dec 9, 2006 15:34:17 GMT -5
If you watch american idol past the people sounding like crap stage then you must be shot on the spor.
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Post by Chris Decker-The Wild Rover on Dec 9, 2006 15:34:21 GMT -5
Under no circumstances should you ever hold a Hilary Duff CD in your hands for any amount of time, unless its for your own self love FIXED |
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Post by Bhester on Dec 9, 2006 21:38:10 GMT -5
Every other one of these is funny (I'm sure somebody will understand what I'm subtley trying to say)
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Post by Chuckie Finster on Dec 9, 2006 22:24:40 GMT -5
Real men drink take shots not drink fruity drinks!!! Unless your on a tropical beach.....and it's beintg served by a busty waitress......and preferably it being free. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 9, 2006 22:26:37 GMT -5
Don't shop at preppy stores unless you have a girlfriend you are hanging out with. If you're just with guys, DON'T DO IT!
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Post by samachine on Dec 9, 2006 22:26:41 GMT -5
No one should ever steal a man's alcohol from that man's cooler...this is the only law that suffers the penalty of death.
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Post by Mattification on Dec 9, 2006 22:33:31 GMT -5
Not sure if it's been posted anywhere, but here's a personal one: It's not permissible to use the word "cute" in description of a woman you want to have sex with. "Cute" only applies to kids and baby animals. I think you just made me a paedophile. |
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Post by Mayonnaise on Dec 9, 2006 23:02:09 GMT -5
You must wait one year before dating your best friend's Ex. However if she is hot, the wait is one week. Never ask a friend to move with buying/or making him: - Gas
- Beer
- Lunch (and one other meal if time requires)
Also, you my never ask more than twice a year and there must be a 6 month wait time. If stair are involved then the limit is once year. No man shall own a dog that is smaller than his forearm. |
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Post by Mattification on Dec 9, 2006 23:19:48 GMT -5
You must wait one year before dating your best friend's Ex. However if she is hot, the wait is one week. Never ask a friend to move with buying/or making him: - Gas
- Beer
- Lunch (and one other meal if time requires)
Also, you my never ask more than twice a year and there must be a 6 month wait time. If stair are involved then the limit is once year. No man shall own a dog that is smaller than his forearm. I don`t understand this. I get the bit about the ex and the dog but the bit in the middle doesn`t make sense. There appears to be words missing or something. Or maybe I`m just too tired. |
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Post by Brickstone Kid on Dec 9, 2006 23:43:27 GMT -5
No creating stupid threads about lame Miller Lite commercials.
Man Law?
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Post by Andrew is Good on Dec 9, 2006 23:51:13 GMT -5
No Hair Longer Than Your Ears MAN LAW!! Lol, oh crap. |
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Post by Mad Johnny Maxx on Dec 10, 2006 4:02:44 GMT -5
If you've known a guy for over 24 hours...you can't have sex with his sister. MAN LAW.................which I have broken.  |
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Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Dec 10, 2006 5:27:01 GMT -5
It's an unfortunate man law, but it's a real one........
Once dressed in a uniform, it's perfectly acceptable to pat another man's ass.
Don't ask me why, it's just that way.
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Post by Mayonnaise on Dec 10, 2006 5:29:46 GMT -5
It's an unfortunate man law, but it's a real one........ Once dressed in a uniform, it's perfectly acceptable to pat another man's ass. Don't ask me why, it's just that way. Wait, can we limit this to sports uniforms? I don't need to see the police or scout masters slapping each other on the ass. |
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Dec 10, 2006 5:30:55 GMT -5
Yeah, sorry, it's pretty much limited to sports uniforms. The only exception is, the coach is allowed to pat players on the ass. The coach is not required to be dressed as a player.
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Dec 10, 2006 5:59:38 GMT -5
No pet that you ever own can ever, under any circumstances, have the prefices "Mr.", "Miss", "Ms.", or "Mrs.".
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Cranjis McBasketball
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Dec 10, 2006 6:01:13 GMT -5
What if I name him Mr. Beef Jerky and he's a cow? Ok, she's a cow.....he'd be a bull. Ok, how about Mrs. Beef Jerky?
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Dec 10, 2006 6:02:59 GMT -5
No pet, under any circumstances.
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Post by mcclanahan on Dec 10, 2006 6:14:18 GMT -5
[glow=red,5,300]what about my kitten Mr. Puppy[/glow]
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