Hell Fire And Almost Mayor Kane! Wins Primary

[They Adam Bradley]

Just saw, Kane wins mayor of Knox County by literally less than 20 votes. Congrats toe Glenn Jacobs!!! Think this will end his WWE career?

[Deleted]

Correction on that. He isn’t the mayor yet. He only won the priimary to be one of the candidates.

[thelonewolf527]

Kane's not the mayor, he won the primary.

[Deleted]

Kane will lose and be back local Manning all over WWE tv before we know it.

[They Adam Bradley]

Ah my bad! Well good first step

[JTG Fan]

Pretty embarrassing. At least Jesse Ventura ran as an independent and had more to offer than fried-over Ayn Rand garbage.

[DASH 243✅]

Good for him

[Nickybojelais]

Not really a surprise. When a 7 foot monster surrounded by flames and wearing a mask knocks on your door asking who are you going to vote for, who else are you going to vote for?

[Lupin the Third]

May 1, 2018 21:49:17 GMT -5 Nickybojelais said:

Not really a surprise. When a 7 foot monster surrounded by flames and wearing a mask knocks on your door asking who are you going to vote for, who else are you going to vote for?

*opens the door, seeing Kane stand there*

"Hi, I'm Glenn Jacobs, but you know me as my other name, Kane. Over the years, I've tried to murder my brother The Undertaker multiple times, tied the son of the owner of a wrestling promotion to a turnbuckle and electrocuted his testicles, and was in one of the worst storylines in professional wrestling. But now? I want to help Tombstone the budget and chokeslam your taxes to hell."

*stands there thinking about.*

Makes sense to me. You'll get my vote in the upcoming election.

*taps a sip from his mug.*

Mmm, that's a good cup of Joe.

[Deleted]

Damn that's amazing lol. 17 votes? Wow lol.

[Perd]

I thought Kane would be a Demoncrat.

[TWERKIN' MAGGLE]

May 1, 2018 22:15:24 GMT -5 Perd said:

I thought Kane would be a Demoncrat.

Boo, get out of this house. You know what you did.

[Perd]

May 1, 2018 22:21:08 GMT -5 TWERKIN' MAGGLE said:

May 1, 2018 22:15:24 GMT -5 Perd said:

I thought Kane would be a Demoncrat.

Boo, get out of this house. You know what you did.

[Giul T.]

Note that with a margin that close, there will likely be a recount. Congratulations on his primary win, regardless

[They Adam Bradley]

I read the other option who he will run against only got like 4,000 votes. Look like hes set up pretty good

[Starshine]

Good evening, folks. My name is Todd Grisham. I'm happy to announce we have finished counting the ballots and can say with certainty the candidate who will move into the Primaries is...

[badkarma]

May 1, 2018 22:15:24 GMT -5 Perd said:

I thought Kane would be a Demoncrat.

He's been wearing red for about two decades straight. What made you think he'd go blue for politics?

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Upon closer inspection, the winner was actually Mason Ryan

[Shark]

I always thought he was Libertarian.

[The Thread Barbi]

Are we sure it's the original Kane?

Not Luke Gallows?