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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Jul 24, 2018 4:13:20 GMT -5
Tonight, live from Evansville...
*The pale British chick that somehow runs the show picks a summer playdate for the southern boy!
*A trio of breakfast food enthusiasts fight a gang of international punk-hobos!
*The Irishwoman makes a lot of puns, before competing against a princess for a chance to fight that same princess again next month for her crown jewels!
*A super-polar snake-man looks for more holes to poke his finger in!
*A hairy man picks a fight with a reality TV star over comments about a headache he had two years ago!
All that, and a Japanese immigrant punches somebody in the plums (but which one?), TONIGHT on SmackDown! Followed by a show featuring people segregated from everyone else by their mass that's actually kind of good!
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Post by Spider2024 on Jul 24, 2018 5:24:29 GMT -5
Looking forward to the 2-hour Miz & Maryse pre-show tonight.  |
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Post by Celexa Bliss 54 on Jul 24, 2018 7:30:35 GMT -5
Lol the preview makes our fake sport with grown men rolling around in their underwear sound dumb!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 24, 2018 7:34:26 GMT -5
Who wants to bet they won't mention Evansville tonight?
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Jul 24, 2018 9:16:02 GMT -5
Tonight, live from Evansville... *The pale British chick that somehow runs the show picks a summer playdate for the southern boy! *A trio of breakfast food enthusiasts fight a gang of international punk-hobos! *The Irishwoman makes a lot of puns, before competing against a princess for a chance to fight that same princess again next month for her crown jewels! *A super-polar snake-man looks for more holes to poke his finger in! *A hairy man picks a fight with a reality TV star over comments about a headache he had two years ago! All that, and a Japanese immigrant punches somebody in the plums (but which one?), TONIGHT on SmackDown! Followed by a show featuring people segregated from everyone else by their mass that's actually kind of good! Or, if you'd like, you can tune in after SDL to the premiere of the reality TV star going back to his roots in his new reality TV show. |
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Jul 24, 2018 9:21:48 GMT -5
Tonight, live from Evansville... *The pale British chick that somehow runs the show picks a summer playdate for the southern boy! *A trio of breakfast food enthusiasts fight a gang of international punk-hobos! *The Irishwoman makes a lot of puns, before competing against a princess for a chance to fight that same princess again next month for her crown jewels! *A super-polar snake-man looks for more holes to poke his finger in! *A hairy man picks a fight with a reality TV star over comments about a headache he had two years ago! All that, and a Japanese immigrant punches somebody in the plums (but which one?), TONIGHT on SmackDown! Followed by a show featuring people segregated from everyone else by their mass that's actually kind of good! Or, if you'd like, you can tune in after SDL to the premiere of the reality TV star going back to his roots in his new reality TV show. I ain’t scoring points for no reality show, though. And the 205 Live guys need the love more than The Miz does. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 24, 2018 10:47:16 GMT -5
Who wants to bet they won't mention Evansville tonight? I wish Shane would show up tonight just to ask Evansville what's up. |
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Jul 24, 2018 18:03:33 GMT -5
Looks like Rusev vs. Almas is scheduled too.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 24, 2018 18:22:38 GMT -5
Looks like Rusev vs. Almas is scheduled too. God bless Paige. |
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Post by MrElijah on Jul 24, 2018 18:35:42 GMT -5
Looks like Rusev vs. Almas is scheduled too. Now the ultimate questions can be asked: Is Rusev Day stronger than Tranquillo? Is Aiden a cabron? Lana vs. Vega, who's hotter? |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 24, 2018 18:40:12 GMT -5
Looks like Rusev vs. Almas is scheduled too. Now the ultimate questions can be asked: Is Rusev Day stronger than Tranquillo? Is Aiden a cabron? Lana vs. Vega, who's hotter? It's going to end in the five of them swinging, isn't it? |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 24, 2018 18:41:20 GMT -5
Someone out there is writing Zelana fan fiction right now and it's not me, I swear!!
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Post by Spider2024 on Jul 24, 2018 18:43:18 GMT -5
Someone out there is writing Zelana fan fiction right now and it's not me, I swear!! ...ok it might be me. |
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Post by Hypnosis on Jul 24, 2018 18:59:17 GMT -5
Smackdown, sponsored by Red Lobster. I wonder if that commercial's going to play during a New Day match again? |
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Post by jagilki on Jul 24, 2018 19:00:30 GMT -5
OMG GUIZ! MIZ and MRS. TONIGHT! I AM SO EXCITE!
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Post by Hypnosis on Jul 24, 2018 19:01:07 GMT -5
A limo. Who could it be?
Miz and Maryse!
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Post by The Kevstaaa on Jul 24, 2018 19:01:11 GMT -5
THAT'S THE MIZ
AND MARYSE
AND MONROE
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Post by Deleted on Jul 24, 2018 19:01:14 GMT -5
Miz and Mrs. needs to be cancelled before it airs.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Jul 24, 2018 19:01:24 GMT -5
Monroe Sky's WWE debut!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 24, 2018 19:01:26 GMT -5
*limo pulls up, Shane rolls down the window*
"What's up Evansville?"
*limo drives off*
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