Allie Kitsune
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Aug 16, 2018 17:15:54 GMT -5
What is the most trash movie you've ever watched in the theater? The Spirit off the top of my head I knew this shit was going to be trash so I went to see it by myself and it was still more ass than I expected
I actually liked The Spirit. For some really stupid reasons that I'm not going to get into here, because it's just something that won't make any sense unless you personally knew me at the time.
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Allie Kitsune
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Aug 16, 2018 17:17:52 GMT -5
I got that beat: I saw 'Southland Tales' That movie could have been better if it had a f***ing direction I don't think anybody can tell you what shit was about
It was about Seann William Scott being Two Pimps. And Pimps don't commit suicide.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 16, 2018 17:28:48 GMT -5
Dumb and Dumberer. There were 5 people in the theater and not a one laughed.
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Post by Duke Cameron on Aug 16, 2018 17:35:03 GMT -5
Jetsons: The Movie
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Aug 16, 2018 18:36:50 GMT -5
Take your pick from Marley & Me, Quantum of Solace, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, Transformers: Dark of the Moon, or Batman v Superman.
All of those were date night movies. Note to self: stop letting my dates pick the movies.
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Post by Fade on Aug 16, 2018 18:49:49 GMT -5
That movie could have been better if it had a f***ing direction I don't think anybody can tell you what shit was about
It was about Seann William Scott being Two Pimps. And Pimps don't commit suicide. Say what you will about Southland Tales' discombobulated ass, I love that line.
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Post by BrodietheSlayer on Aug 16, 2018 18:55:48 GMT -5
That movie could have been better if it had a f***ing direction I don't think anybody can tell you what shit was about
It was about Seann William Scott being Two Pimps. And Pimps don't commit suicide. Yeah, Southland Tales is admittingly a mess, but it's a brilliant mess, with some really fine performances by actors that never got/get the chance/s to turn in performances like that. I still maintain that ST had The Rock's best actual acting work. I also loved the fact that many of the supporting cast was former SNL/80's sitcom/pop culture actors that got to do some pretty cool stuff in that movie. In short, I'm a fan. Hell, I'm a bigger fan of Southland Tales than I am Donnie Darko, which is often considered to be Richard Kelly's masterpiece.
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Post by SkullTrauma on Aug 16, 2018 19:02:20 GMT -5
Mr. Nanny.
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Post by Widow's Peak on Aug 16, 2018 19:48:06 GMT -5
I saw Silent Hill at the drive-in as the last film of a triple feature. Everyone wanted to leave except the driver, who made us stay until the end credits.
Ugh.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 16, 2018 20:46:07 GMT -5
My pick was #2. And it was.
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Aug 16, 2018 20:51:53 GMT -5
Transformers 4
Long, boring, crap and so much obnoxious product placement.
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Post by Natural Born Farmer on Aug 16, 2018 21:04:36 GMT -5
Hancock. The first half is so good, then they flush the whole thing down the toilet. Legit thought about making a thread about this several times. Movie is fantastic up until about the time they show CT has powers too, and then it goes downhill exponentially. One of the best premises to ever get a big budget and then completely fall apart in the execution.
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Post by The Ichi on Aug 16, 2018 21:19:57 GMT -5
The Devil Inside. A found footage horror movie during that gimmicks peak. Demonic possession movies are never good (minus The Exorcist obviously), and this is as bad as it gets.
It literally doesn't have an ending and instead plugs a website.
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Post by El Cokehead del Knife Fight on Aug 16, 2018 21:47:07 GMT -5
My younger sister and I saw Epic Movie in cinemas.
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Aug 16, 2018 22:23:04 GMT -5
Hancock. The first half is so good, then they flush the whole thing down the toilet. Legit thought about making a thread about this several times. Movie is fantastic up until about the time they show CT has powers too, and then it goes downhill exponentially. One of the best premises to ever get a big budget and then completely fall apart in the execution. Yep. Even the studio knew it, because they blatantly marketed it as "what if Superman was a bum with no manners", which was a brilliant idea. But once Hancock reforms and starts wearing some early 2000's black leather superhero outfit, the premise just dies, as does the movie.
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Post by ookkie on Aug 16, 2018 22:27:13 GMT -5
So, while I agree that Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen was excruciating... I have to go with Mortal Kombat: Annihilation. When your favourite character from the first film dies in the first few minutes, you start to really understand why several actors didn't return for that film.
Good god, I think I need therapy just recalling that...experience.
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Post by Bishblast on Aug 16, 2018 22:38:37 GMT -5
Master of Disguise or Simply Irresistible.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Aug 16, 2018 22:40:37 GMT -5
So, while I agree that Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen was excruciating... I have to go with Mortal Kombat: Annihilation. When your favourite character from the first film dies in the first few minutes, you start to really understand why several actors didn't return for that film. Good god, I think I need therapy just recalling that...experience. Meanwhile, New Line Cinema's reaction to anybody who actually paid money to see that... "movie":
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Post by ookkie on Aug 16, 2018 23:05:27 GMT -5
So, while I agree that Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen was excruciating... I have to go with Mortal Kombat: Annihilation. When your favourite character from the first film dies in the first few minutes, you start to really understand why several actors didn't return for that film. Good god, I think I need therapy just recalling that...experience. Meanwhile, New Line Cinema's reaction to anybody who actually paid money to see that... "movie": It was the first movie I truly considered walking out of.
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Post by 2 time pro bowler Fred Dryer on Aug 16, 2018 23:19:02 GMT -5
Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever. I remember nothing about the plot, only that there were roughly 5 people in the theater, and 3 of them were me and my two buddies.
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