agent817
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Post by agent817 on Aug 16, 2018 23:40:25 GMT -5
It was about Seann William Scott being Two Pimps. And Pimps don't commit suicide. Yeah, Southland Tales is admittingly a mess, but it's a brilliant mess, with some really fine performances by actors that never got/get the chance/s to turn in performances like that. I still maintain that ST had The Rock's best actual acting work. I also loved the fact that many of the supporting cast was former SNL/80's sitcom/pop culture actors that got to do some pretty cool stuff in that movie. In short, I'm a fan. Hell, I'm a bigger fan of Southland Tales than I am Donnie Darko, which is often considered to be Richard Kelly's masterpiece. Never saw it, but I am willing to give it a go. I have a thing about "bad" movies. I even heard that Mandy Moore played The Rock's wife in the film. If that's not an odd pairing in a movie, I don't know what it is.
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Perd
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Post by Perd on Aug 16, 2018 23:46:43 GMT -5
I saw Battlefield Earth in the theather. But the movie that made me think “this is the worst thing I’ve ever seen” was Be Cool. God, I hated that movie.
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Post by BrodietheSlayer on Aug 17, 2018 1:32:13 GMT -5
Yeah, Southland Tales is admittingly a mess, but it's a brilliant mess, with some really fine performances by actors that never got/get the chance/s to turn in performances like that. I still maintain that ST had The Rock's best actual acting work. I also loved the fact that many of the supporting cast was former SNL/80's sitcom/pop culture actors that got to do some pretty cool stuff in that movie. In short, I'm a fan. Hell, I'm a bigger fan of Southland Tales than I am Donnie Darko, which is often considered to be Richard Kelly's masterpiece. Never saw it, but I am willing to give it a go. I have a thing about "bad" movies. I even heard that Mandy Moore played The Rock's wife in the film. If that's not an odd pairing in a movie, I don't know what it is. It's a bizarre movie to be sure. Don't even try to figure out the plot as a whole, just enjoy the performances of the cast. Richard Kelly kind of loads it up with notable pop culture figures from the 80's and 90's; many of whom one would never imagine being in a movie like this (like Jon Lovitz playing a psycho cop, for example ), but they do a great job with their roles. Kelly got great performances out of his cast for this, from the Rock on down.
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The Unconquered Sun
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Aug 17, 2018 1:37:15 GMT -5
I want to say 1988’s Feds, but we only lasted 20 mintues before we left and snuck in to see Die Hard.
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Post by celticjobber on Aug 17, 2018 2:43:07 GMT -5
Probably Godzilla (1998 version). But I don't hate it as much as most people seem to.
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Post by grungesmurf on Aug 17, 2018 3:12:03 GMT -5
Pirates 3
Seemed like it would never end! On top of waiting in line for hours to buy a ticket.
Ugh!! Only went because I was visiting a friend and she really wanted to go.
Normally I can fall asleep in theaters because for some reason air conditioning makes me drowsy. Not this time 🤬🤬
How this series become popular I’ll never know.
Again the only good thing Johnny Depp has ever done is 21 jump street
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Post by arrogantmodel on Aug 17, 2018 4:40:41 GMT -5
What Lies Beneath: Fell asleep twice during this.
The Ring: Just f***ing dumb.
Spanglish: My girlfriend's mom said it was good, so she wanted to see it. As we were leaving the theater, she leans over and says, "I'm sorry." Haha.
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ayumidah
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Post by ayumidah on Aug 17, 2018 4:44:58 GMT -5
My father made me watch Scary Movie 4 with him. I always hated those movies, it was almost a relief when there was a tornado warning in the middle of it and they made us go to a safer theater in the middle of the building, haha.
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SmashTV
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Post by SmashTV on Aug 17, 2018 6:27:03 GMT -5
A choice of three:
The Mangler, starring Robert Englund and Ted Levine, which is based on a Stephen King short story about a possessed industrial steam press that kills people. It was as bad as it sounds but redeems itself by giving me fond memories of my friends and I crapping on it throughout the film. How we didn't get beaten up after by fellow cinema goers I don't know.
Super Mario Bros - enough said, though my friends had the nerve to complain when I said 'THAT WAS S***!' the second the credits rolled.
Dungeons and Dragons - I saw this with a friend who thought it would be a film version of the cartoon. I knew it wouldn't be, I knew it would be crap and told him so the second the lights dimmed. I remember nothing about it other than the guy who played Jimmy Olsen in The New Adventures of Superman was the main lead, and Jeremy Irons was possibly in it too.
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Post by bibboid on Aug 17, 2018 11:29:40 GMT -5
P.S I Love You Good f***ing god. Good call. You shouldn’t walk out of a romantic comedy feeling angry but this movie just pissed me off with its stupidity Babylon A.D. - a mediocre movie turned to crap when the producers ran out of money. Rather than figure out how to wrap up all the loose ends they just stuck in a short ‘and they lived happily ever after’ ending on and sent the movie to the theaters. But the worst by far still has to be..... Two of a Kind - An attempt to cash in on the popularity of John Travolta and Olivia Newton John in the mid 80’s. It was a crappy love story about angels betting the devil that they can reform a career criminal. It had a really great cast, but the writing and directing were just a nightmare. It disappeared from the theaters really quickly and I have never met another person who has seen it. My girlfriend at the time loved it and we saw it in the theater twice. The second time we were the only people in the theater.
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Post by Natural Born Farmer on Aug 17, 2018 12:45:46 GMT -5
I saw Silent Hill at the drive-in as the last film of a triple feature. Everyone wanted to leave except the driver, who made us stay until the end credits. Ugh. really? Huh. I can see it not being everyone’s cup of tea, but the visuals alone are very engaging.
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agent817
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Post by agent817 on Aug 17, 2018 12:53:43 GMT -5
I will admit that I saw this in theaters. I left the theater wondering "What the hell did I just watch?" Not so much upset and hating myself for paying to see it (Though that was a mistake), but more like I thought it was a very weird movie that I saw.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Aug 17, 2018 13:27:21 GMT -5
Toss up; either King Kong or Expendables 3.
I know I fell asleep during King Kong for sure... it was just... cool visuals, but so slow and so long. And just boring. Superman Returns was the same way, but just slightly better.
Expendables 3 I was expecting the all star cast, but then got a lot of 'newer' stars, and was disappointed. Felt like it just drug on too.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Aug 17, 2018 13:37:31 GMT -5
Toss up; either King Kong or Expendables 3. I know I fell asleep during King Kong for sure... it was just... cool visuals, but so slow and so long. And just boring. Superman Returns was the same way, but just slightly better. Expendables 3 I was expecting the all star cast, but then got a lot of 'newer' stars, and was disappointed. Felt like it just drug on too. Yeah, Expendables 3 was just awful...
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Aug 17, 2018 14:02:36 GMT -5
Toss up; either King Kong or Expendables 3. I know I fell asleep during King Kong for sure... it was just... cool visuals, but so slow and so long. And just boring. Superman Returns was the same way, but just slightly better. Expendables 3 I was expecting the all star cast, but then got a lot of 'newer' stars, and was disappointed. Felt like it just drug on too. Relevant *language*
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Wieners=$$$
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Post by Wieners=$$$ on Aug 17, 2018 14:58:19 GMT -5
Probably "Passion of the Christ." Fell asleep half-way through. Oh, I misread the title as "Most Trashed." Eh, I stand by my answer.
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Post by abjordans on Aug 17, 2018 17:29:24 GMT -5
Definitely The Delivery Man starting Vince Vaughn. Don’t know why the hell I chose to see that i theatres.
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Post by xCompackx on Aug 17, 2018 20:16:13 GMT -5
Norm of the North. ...Yeah.
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mystermystery
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Post by mystermystery on Aug 17, 2018 23:58:55 GMT -5
Van Helsing. Automatic crossbows and essentially vampire eggs. Nah, man. Half the movie is swinging on robes and most of the time, I heard the couple in the balcony "quietly" mark off a part of their bucket list.
King Kong. It was a birthday present/movie. It actually killed the tradition.
*Bulletproof Monk. There were three of us and a grand total of three in attendance. I asterisk it because, while critically disliked, I kind of liked it. Could've been the whole "THIS THEATER IS MINE!" aspect of watching it, though.
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button literally put me to sleep, thankfully awaken by a war scene. It's a rare time that it felt like torture waiting for a film to end. I had a free ticket and my friends outvoted me on that one.
Also, I see some people's answers and I'm like "Dang...I liked that one." Oh well.
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Post by andrew8798 on Aug 18, 2018 0:05:44 GMT -5
The Second MK movie I thought for sure They was going to bring Cage back at the end
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