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Post by Hit Girl on May 21, 2019 16:42:50 GMT -5
Cersei would have got suspicious if "Jamie" showed up and was only five feet tall.
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Post by Fundertaker on May 21, 2019 17:09:44 GMT -5
Cersei would have got suspicious if "Jamie" showed up and was only five feet tall. Faceless Man "magic" also changes their height, as demonstrated by both Naario showing up in the Waif's face and Arya herself as the maid when she killed Walder Frey.
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Post by Chiral on May 21, 2019 17:11:17 GMT -5
Man was the last dialogue of the series seriously some lame brothel jokes? Was Dany mentioned at all after the first 30 minutes?
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Post by Hit Girl on May 21, 2019 17:14:48 GMT -5
Man was the last dialogue of the series seriously some lame brothel jokes? Was Dany mentioned at all after the first 30 minutes? Life goes on. They still had to tend to the relatively mundane business of governing, and with people like Bronn and Tyrion on the council, lewd jokes are inevitable. As for Daeny, I could understand how they would never want to speak about her ever again. The bigger concern was where her bad ass dragon had gone, and they did address that.
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Post by Brian Suntan on May 21, 2019 17:30:07 GMT -5
Man was the last dialogue of the series seriously some lame brothel jokes? Was Dany mentioned at all after the first 30 minutes? Life goes on. They still had to tend to the relatively mundane business of governing, and with people like Bronn and Tyrion on the council, lewd jokes are inevitable. As for Daeny, I could understand how they would never want to speak about her ever again. The bigger concern was where her bad ass dragon had gone, and they did address that. I get that's what happened... but was it really the best way to wrap up a decade of Dany being one of the most prominent characters on the show? It took about an hour of screen time for her to go from the heroic Queen, to crazy tyrant, to Daednerys, to being whisked away and largely forgotten about.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on May 21, 2019 17:32:38 GMT -5
That Faceless man stuff was some real Scooby Doo shit, I never liked it.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on May 21, 2019 17:39:12 GMT -5
Life goes on. They still had to tend to the relatively mundane business of governing, and with people like Bronn and Tyrion on the council, lewd jokes are inevitable. As for Daeny, I could understand how they would never want to speak about her ever again. The bigger concern was where her bad ass dragon had gone, and they did address that. I get that's what happened... but was it really the best way to wrap up a decade of Dany being one of the most prominent characters on the show? It took about an hour of screen time for her to go from the heroic Queen, to crazy tyrant, to Daednerys, to being whisked away and largely forgotten about. Yeah, her turning into her dad deserved a way slower burn, but D&D wrote this season like a man changing a flat tire on the freeway: get it over with ASAP.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on May 21, 2019 18:30:30 GMT -5
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on May 21, 2019 18:31:14 GMT -5
I just realized that only Drogon saw Jon kill Dany, and he flew away with her anyway. Jon should have just said she went to the store and would be back any minute. After a few months, he should say, 'man, that line at Walmart is something else, I tell you...' He’s Jon f***ing Snow. If he ate the last Oreo, he’d send a raven to immediately inform you and then feel guilty and mope around for a year. Dude would’ve immediately told everyone what he did
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Post by The Summer of Muskrat XVII on May 21, 2019 18:51:39 GMT -5
He’s Jon f***ing Snow. If he ate the last Oreo, he’d send a raven to immediately inform you and then feel guilty and mope around for a year. Dude would’ve immediately told everyone what he did F***ing hell. It’s been a couple days, had already forgot that Drogon left with all the evidence except for a bit of bloody snow. And those f***ers sure didn’t have DNA testing then EDIT: Motherf***in’ Maury could’ve cut this entire series down to like a week long special. Robert Barratheon, you are NOT the father!
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Post by The Summer of Muskrat XVII on May 21, 2019 18:55:49 GMT -5
Also, how much did King Robert hate Cersei that he could f*** every chick in Westeros and have a child but struggled to get it up and f*** Cersei?
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on May 21, 2019 19:06:10 GMT -5
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on May 21, 2019 19:36:28 GMT -5
I get that's what happened... but was it really the best way to wrap up a decade of Dany being one of the most prominent characters on the show? It took about an hour of screen time for her to go from the heroic Queen, to crazy tyrant, to Daednerys, to being whisked away and largely forgotten about. Yeah, her turning into her dad deserved a way slower burn, but D&D wrote this season like a man changing a flat tire on the freeway: get it over with ASAP. Her becoming the mad queen could have been the season itself. Jon fighting his feelings to not betray her while everyone else is on his ass like stop being a bitch At the very least it deserved a few episodes to stew.
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on May 21, 2019 19:41:03 GMT -5
Maisie Williams: “I just wanted to be on set with Lena again, she’s good fun,” Williams added. “And I wanted Arya to kill Cersei even if it means [Arya] dies too. Even up to the point when Cersei’s with Jaime I thought [while reading the script], ‘He’s going to whip off his face [and reveal its Arya]’ and they’re both going to die. I thought that’s what Arya’s drive has been.” That would've been cool. I think everyone expected Arya to die this season doing something crazy Good for her that they had her recapture a bit of her humanity with her real big moment being killing the NK. Tho a part of me wanted her to just do some crazy shit like try to kill Dany on top of her dragon Hell, they could have had her sacrifice herself to kill the NK as that was really the end of big things for her. Hound says f*** all this and goes to kill his brother and it added more stakes to the whole battle
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Post by Cyno on May 21, 2019 22:47:29 GMT -5
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Post by ritt works hard fo da chickens on May 21, 2019 23:12:13 GMT -5
Also, how much did King Robert hate Cersei that he could f*** every chick in Westeros and have a child but struggled to get it up and f*** Cersei? He didn't struggle with her, she just made sure he was drunk and finished him with her mouth, it was explained I think in show and book. I believe she miscarried one kid that was his and could not bear the idea of bringing a kid of his into the world so she just let Jamie bat cleanup and told Robert they were his.
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Post by Hit Girl on May 21, 2019 23:19:16 GMT -5
Cersei would have got suspicious if "Jamie" showed up and was only five feet tall. Faceless Man "magic" also changes their height, as demonstrated by both Naario showing up in the Waif's face and Arya herself as the maid when she killed Walder Frey. Hopefully Cersei wasn't horny when "Jamie" showed up, otherwise Arya would have needed the Faceless Men to give her a magic dick too. Life goes on. They still had to tend to the relatively mundane business of governing, and with people like Bronn and Tyrion on the council, lewd jokes are inevitable. As for Daeny, I could understand how they would never want to speak about her ever again. The bigger concern was where her bad ass dragon had gone, and they did address that. I get that's what happened... but was it really the best way to wrap up a decade of Dany being one of the most prominent characters on the show? It took about an hour of screen time for her to go from the heroic Queen, to crazy tyrant, to Daednerys, to being whisked away and largely forgotten about. I figured the deaths of her close campanions, her discovery of duplicity from her allies, and the death of her dragons pushed her to the edge, and she just snapped. Also, how much did King Robert hate Cersei that he could f*** every chick in Westeros and have a child but struggled to get it up and f*** Cersei? He was usually shitfaced. By the time he got to their bedroom he could have been sleeping with a maid disguised as Cersei and probabbly wouldn't have noticed.
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Post by ritt works hard fo da chickens on May 21, 2019 23:28:22 GMT -5
Speaking of Jamie, I kinda roll my eyes at the Bran is a dick crowd, but I think Jamie is the best proof of that. Jamie arrives in Winterfell, gets the grilling from everyone and is reluctantly allowed to live and even to stay and help. He finally addresses Bran and acknowledges that if Bran spoke up he was dead. Bran says he couldn't do that Jamie still had a role to play. So what did Jamie do? He knighted Brienne, did nothing in the battle, got threatened by Bronn, and took Brienne's virginity. If anyone of those things were his primary reason Bran could have spoke up after that but he didn't. He let Jamie ride south to get captured, which made Tyrion betray Dany. Which may have contributed to her break which encouraged Jon to kill her which lead to Bran on the throne.
Also while I am overthinking things why the f*** in a rushed season where they had to skip shit like a reaction shot to Dany's death from any non cgi character, did we need not one but two, TWO scenes involving having the tough tomboy fighter girls lose their virginity? Was that to assure us they weren't lesbians or something? Man F that writing.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on May 22, 2019 0:32:14 GMT -5
Tho a part of me wanted her to just do some crazy shit like try to kill Dany on top of her dragon I have a better, more crazier and thus more awesome, idea. Have Arya... disguise herself as the dragon. Dany would be up in the sky flying her dragon, and Arya would be like "surprise, this ain't your dragon" and they both fall down from the sky.
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on May 22, 2019 0:34:26 GMT -5
Speaking of Jamie, I kinda roll my eyes at the Bran is a dick crowd, but I think Jamie is the best proof of that. Jamie arrives in Winterfell, gets the grilling from everyone and is reluctantly allowed to live and even to stay and help. He finally addresses Bran and acknowledges that if Bran spoke up he was dead. Bran says he couldn't do that Jamie still had a role to play. So what did Jamie do? He knighted Brienne, did nothing in the battle, got threatened by Bronn, and took Brienne's virginity. If anyone of those things were his primary reason Bran could have spoke up after that but he didn't. He let Jamie ride south to get captured, which made Tyrion betray Dany. Which may have contributed to her break which encouraged Jon to kill her which lead to Bran on the throne. Also while I am overthinking things why the f*** in a rushed season where they had to skip shit like a reaction shot to Dany's death from any non cgi character, did we need not one but two, TWO scenes involving having the tough tomboy fighter girls lose their virginity? Was that to assure us they weren't lesbians or something? Man F that writing. All I got from that is Bran is a dick Also you're thinking way too hard on that 2nd part
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