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Post by Georgina's Fancy Water on Dec 14, 2018 0:01:06 GMT -5
It's hard holding in a 3 hour sneeze, leave him alone
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Post by Perd on Dec 14, 2018 0:37:44 GMT -5
I’m bored and an idiot, so I came up with some of Vince’s least favorite employees:
Kleenexus Machoo Man Randy Savage Sneezel Allergic Flair Basneezta Tyler Sneeze Handkerchief Jay Strongbow Tissue Morrus
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Dec 14, 2018 0:38:21 GMT -5
I’m bored and an idiot, so I came up with some of Vince’s least favorite employees: Kleenexus Machoo Man Randy Savage Sneezel Allergic Flair Basneezta Tyler Sneeze Handkerchief Jay Strongbow Tissue Morrus Mucus Cor Von? Scotty 2 Snotty?
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Post by chazraps on Dec 14, 2018 0:40:15 GMT -5
Vince was abused as a kid, right? Maybe I'm looking too deep into it, but I wonder if the weird safety shield thing could've been something he came up with in childhood. I don't know if it's necessarily abuse, but based on personal experience it does sound similar to untreated OCD.
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Post by lionheart21 on Dec 14, 2018 0:45:48 GMT -5
You know, with all the money WWE is losing what they should be doing is pitching a sitcom based on Vince and his weird quirks. That would last at least 7 seasons on a major network. Just have a camera follow him around on his day-to-day life
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Post by This Player Hating Mothman on Dec 14, 2018 1:12:32 GMT -5
How do you even respond to that in a social situation? How do you possibly watch a seventy year-old man putting up an invisible shield to ward off sneeze gems and then continue the flow of conversation without experiencing an utter mental shut down as you stand there in utter confusion and disbelief?
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Dec 14, 2018 1:25:02 GMT -5
How do you even respond to that in a social situation? How do you possibly watch a seventy year-old man putting up an invisible shield to ward off sneeze gems and then continue the flow of conversation without experiencing an utter mental shut down as you stand there in utter confusion and disbelief? You think about the money.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Dec 14, 2018 1:26:18 GMT -5
I can't help but see Vince doing this and looking like a wizard LARPer.
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Dec 14, 2018 1:31:07 GMT -5
I can't help but see Vince doing this and looking like a wizard LARPer. Imagine explaining the concept of LARPing to Vince McMahon.
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 14, 2018 1:46:01 GMT -5
I have to wonder if this is Vince hearing about the rumor and playing with that notion, but it's Vince. Who the hell would know when he's serious or not?
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Post by DSR on Dec 14, 2018 3:16:48 GMT -5
I’m bored and an idiot, so I came up with some of Vince’s least favorite employees: Kleenexus Machoo Man Randy Savage Sneezel Allergic Flair Basneezta Tyler Sneeze Handkerchief Jay Strongbow Tissue Morrus Mucus Cor Von? Scotty 2 Snotty? I now want a set of WWE/Garbage Pail Kids trading cards.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Dec 14, 2018 3:22:10 GMT -5
I have to wonder if this is Vince hearing about the rumor and playing with that notion, but it's Vince. Who the hell would know when he's serious or not? I'll be honest I can see Vince amusing himself this way. Like sitting in his office laughing to himself that he convinced people he didn't know what a burrito was.
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Post by Georgina's Fancy Water on Dec 14, 2018 3:27:49 GMT -5
Vince was abused as a kid, right? Maybe I'm looking too deep into it, but I wonder if the weird safety shield thing could've been something he came up with in childhood. I don't know if it's necessarily abuse, but based on personal experience it does sound similar to untreated OCD. That's extremely true. Like, there's such a misunderstanding about what OCD *actually* is and I feel like there always will be. shit that got heavy
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Post by arrogantmodel on Dec 14, 2018 3:30:47 GMT -5
Yeah, I kind of don't buy this one. He freaks out about sneeze germs, but he apparently loves toilet humor. What about coughs? He loved Droz puking, so he's all over the place. Which actually makes sense when it comes to Vince.
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 14, 2018 4:20:52 GMT -5
I have to wonder if this is Vince hearing about the rumor and playing with that notion, but it's Vince. Who the hell would know when he's serious or not? I'll be honest I can see Vince amusing himself this way. Like sitting in his office laughing to himself that he convinced people he didn't know what a burrito was. I remember Foley telling a story in one of his books that he told Vince he could use time off, over the phone, and Vince paused as if he was reading a schedule and told him he could have a weekend off in two months. After a pause, he started laughing and told him he could take off as much time as he needed. I'm going by memory, though, so I might be getting the details wrong. That's the gist of it, though. He's got a sense of humor, it's just... odd.
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Post by arrogantmodel on Dec 14, 2018 4:41:49 GMT -5
I'll be honest I can see Vince amusing himself this way. Like sitting in his office laughing to himself that he convinced people he didn't know what a burrito was. I remember Foley telling a story in one of his books that he told Vince he could use time off, over the phone, and Vince paused as if he was reading a schedule and told him he could have a weekend off in two months. After a pause, he started laughing and told him he could take off as much time as he needed. I'm going by memory, though, so I might be getting the details wrong. That's the gist of it, though. He's got a sense of humor, it's just... odd. I remember this. I think Mick wanted/needed surgery or something on top of needing to just recover from a brutal schedule.
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Dec 14, 2018 5:44:54 GMT -5
I’m bored and an idiot, so I came up with some of Vince’s least favorite employees: Kleenexus Machoo Man Randy Savage Sneezel Allergic Flair Basneezta Tyler Sneeze Handkerchief Jay Strongbow Tissue Morrus The Hanky Tonk Man
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Post by HMARK Center on Dec 14, 2018 7:04:26 GMT -5
I’m bored and an idiot, so I came up with some of Vince’s least favorite employees: Kleenexus Machoo Man Randy Savage Sneezel Allergic Flair Basneezta Tyler Sneeze Handkerchief Jay Strongbow Tissue Morrus Mucus Cor Von? Scotty 2 Snotty? Bastion Booger ...wait.
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Dec 14, 2018 7:29:19 GMT -5
I have to wonder if this is Vince hearing about the rumor and playing with that notion, but it's Vince. Who the hell would know when he's serious or not? I'll be honest I can see Vince amusing himself this way. Like sitting in his office laughing to himself that he convinced people he didn't know what a burrito was. To be fair, not every wrap is a burrito.
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Post by Macho Pichu on Dec 14, 2018 7:43:37 GMT -5
You missed the bit where Cabana joked about pitching a heel gimmick that sneezes all the time.
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