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Post by Mister Pigwell on Dec 13, 2018 21:48:19 GMT -5
As transcribed by myself from this week's AoW with Colt Cabana:
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Post by Deleted on Dec 13, 2018 21:50:43 GMT -5
When The Shield first debuted, their sole purpose should've been to make sure none of the other wrestlers sneezed.
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Post by romanstylesiii on Dec 13, 2018 21:53:01 GMT -5
Has he ever been in public?
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Post by Rican on Dec 13, 2018 21:53:58 GMT -5
Vince only went into the family business because his first love of miming didn't work out. It all makes sense now.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Dec 13, 2018 21:54:59 GMT -5
The invisible shield is probably Vince’s comfort solution to everything.
Somebody sneezes? Invisible shield. Out of steak wraps and snowcones? Invisible shield. Internet’s angry about the TV again? Invisible shield. Ratings in the crapper? Invisible shield. International incident in the location of your next major show? Invisible shield.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 13, 2018 21:57:09 GMT -5
Vince only went into the family business because his first love of miming didn't work out. It all makes sense now. "Goddammit, pal, I would've been a great mime!" I can easily picture him saying that in gorilla.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 13, 2018 21:58:58 GMT -5
You know, with all the money WWE is losing what they should be doing is pitching a sitcom based on Vince and his weird quirks. That would last at least 7 seasons on a major network.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Dec 13, 2018 21:59:43 GMT -5
Vince only went into the family business because his first love of miming didn't work out. It all makes sense now. "Goddammit, pal, I would've been a great mime!" I can easily picture him saying that in gorilla. I think Myme Tyme was the beta gimmick for Shad and JTG, until he got talked out of putting two African-Americans into literal whiteface.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 13, 2018 22:04:30 GMT -5
You know, with all the money WWE is losing what they should be doing is pitching a sitcom based on Vince and his weird quicks. That would last at least 7 seasons on a major Network. It be a mix between Camp WWE, Storytime and that web series about his ass.
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Dec 13, 2018 22:05:09 GMT -5
"Now I'm safe"
Are... are you real?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 13, 2018 22:20:48 GMT -5
Vince Mcmahon is one weird dude.
Imagine taking sneezes seriously.
Dude would probably have a heart attack if anyone dared to yawn in his presence.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 13, 2018 22:25:07 GMT -5
Vince was abused as a kid, right? Maybe I'm looking too deep into it, but I wonder if the weird safety shield thing could've been something he came up with in childhood.
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Dec 13, 2018 22:27:22 GMT -5
When you think a Vince story couldn't get any more crazy their is always a new layer
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Post by Deleted on Dec 13, 2018 22:45:25 GMT -5
You know, with all the money WWE is losing what they should be doing is pitching a sitcom based on Vince and his weird quicks. That would last at least 7 seasons on a major Network. It be a mix between Camp WWE, Storytime and that web series about his ass. *Triple H walks into Vince's office and Vince is standing on his desk holding sheets of paper* "Dad, what's going on?" "Paul, I had a dream that if I stood on my desk for 5 minutes the greatest Raw script ever would appear in the papers that I'm holding right now." *Triple H takes the papers and looks through them* "This is empty dad. Nothing's here." "You sure? Then why do I see the words appearing on them as we speak? Just now I see the words "Lesnar hits Balor and all the other 205 wrestlers each with an F5 as he's cheered by men and women and children cry happiness." You sure you don't see that?" "No dad...nothing's here." *Vince takes out a bottle of water that says "Holy Water" on it* "My dream also said that the devil's children won't be able to read it." *Vince quickly sprays the water into his mouth and then spits it into the air like Triple H's apron pose as it rains down on Triple H* "DIE LUCIFER SPAWN DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Post by DZ: WF Legacy on Dec 13, 2018 22:53:53 GMT -5
Vince Mcmahon is one weird dude. Imagine taking sneezes seriously. Dude would probably have a heart attack if anyone dared to yawn in his presence. God help whoever has to watch Raw next to him.
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Post by Perd on Dec 13, 2018 23:15:50 GMT -5
What a weirdo. Stick his face in Big Show’s sweaty ass? Cool. Sneeze around him? Invisible shield.
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Post by ayumidah on Dec 13, 2018 23:38:04 GMT -5
Oh Vince.
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Post by Venti on Dec 13, 2018 23:40:41 GMT -5
The way I read it, it just sounds like Vince is being funny on purpose.
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Post by MolotovMocktail on Dec 13, 2018 23:43:04 GMT -5
When The Shield first debuted, their sole purpose should've been to make sure none of the other wrestlers sneezed. Isn’t that Ambrose’s gimmick now?
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Post by nickcave on Dec 13, 2018 23:44:45 GMT -5
Vince was abused as a kid, right? Maybe I'm looking too deep into it, but I wonder if the weird safety shield thing could've been something he came up with in childhood. I guarantee his desire to always be in control comes out of that, when you’re in chaotic situations like that you want to make sure you’re never put there again. You unlearn a lot of these things in therapy but I can’t see Vince doing that.
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