Jimmy Jacobs on Vince/sneezing quirk, using a pretend shield

[benstudd]

He really is like Howard Hughes in his ivory tower.

[Cvslfc123]

I like to think that Tripe H deliberately sneezes in front of Vince to piss him off.

[OVO 40 hunched over like he 80]

The fact that this crazy f*** is a billionaire proves that life isn’t fair.

[Venti]

To be fair, Paul Heyman told a story about how he was pitching an angle to Vince, and Vince was really into it. Then McMahon let out a loud sneeze, and from that point on was super tuned out from what Heyman was telling him.
When Paul asked what's wrong, he simply told him "I sneezed. I hate sneezing."
So there's probably truth to the rumors.

I still think the invisible shield is just him messing with people.

[Deleted]

That crazy old bastard will always have a special place in my heart lmfaooo you can’t make this shit up

[MAGGLE]

I always have my cringe shield on while reading these Vince stories.



Also while watching Raw.

[2coldMack is even more baffled]

Dec 14, 2018 3:30:47 GMT -5 arrogantmodel said:

Yeah, I kind of don't buy this one. He freaks out about sneeze germs, but he apparently loves toilet humor. What about coughs? He loved Droz puking, so he's all over the place. Which actually makes sense when it comes to Vince.

The thing is, there's nothing inherently funny about sneezing though. It's not my thing, but I GET how toilet humor is a thing that some people find funny, but sneezing doesn't really play into that.

[chazraps]

Dec 14, 2018 3:30:47 GMT -5 arrogantmodel said:

Yeah, I kind of don't buy this one. He freaks out about sneeze germs, but he apparently loves toilet humor. What about coughs? He loved Droz puking, so he's all over the place. Which actually makes sense when it comes to Vince.

I mean, sneezing comes out of your NOSE. There's a difference.

[A Platypus Rave]

Dec 14, 2018 0:38:21 GMT -5 EoE: Well There's Your Problem said:

Dec 14, 2018 0:37:44 GMT -5 Perd said:

I’m bored and an idiot, so I came up with some of Vince’s least favorite employees:

Kleenexus
Machoo Man Randy Savage
Sneezel
Allergic Flair
Basneezta
Tyler Sneeze
Handkerchief Jay Strongbow
Tissue Morrus

Mucus Cor Von?
Scotty 2 Snotty?

THE BOOGERMAN... and he's comin' to ACHOO!

[sportatorium]

They absolutely need to have Corbin win to become permanent GM, Vince showing up Monday to congratulate him & Corbin sneezing on Vince & losing everything.