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Post by The Dark Order Inferno on Jan 17, 2019 11:47:36 GMT -5
Nash isn't a guy with a reputation for being tough, he's someone who came into wrestling after numerous knee injuries, who backed up Shawn primarily by being huge. Punk, for all his issues, was prepared to undergo training and fights that involved him getting punched, kicked, twisted in numerous, painful ways and never backed out, despite being old and riddled with numerous injuries... But with that said, he's not someone with a reputation for being a tough guy either, people are confusing keyfabe laced boasts made by someone trying to hype themselves on the indy scene with the boasts of someone who believes he's a bah gawd tough guy with little to back it up aside from punching people who won't fight back like like Holly or JBL.
Honestly, I'd go with neither, they're both too smart to get into a fistfight in the lockerroom.
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Jan 17, 2019 11:50:50 GMT -5
Kevin Nash?
More like Kevin Smash Punk.
And by smash, I mean fall on top of by accident.
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Post by Squirrel Master on Jan 19, 2019 23:37:07 GMT -5
I've walked around the hood plenty of times; I've seen this stupid fight and I walk right past it. So here's how it goes down: Two guys stand across from each other shouting insults back and forth. A crowd gathers with their cellphones out. Fifteen minutes later when I return, they're all still there and neither Herb has done anything but yell loudly. BRING IT! AINT NUTHIN BUT AIR BETWEEN US! YOU AINT GOT SHIT, SON! STEP TO ME!
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Post by Mid-Carder on Jan 20, 2019 6:57:38 GMT -5
Nash ain't coming back from a CM Punk Twirly Kick straight to his quad. I've never seen this Twirly Kick, thank you for this, it's made my day.
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Jan 20, 2019 7:05:39 GMT -5
In a bar fight? Whoever gets the first shot in (got to give Punk a tiny advantage in that he'd be sober). In a MMA match? Well Nash wouldn't have the first idea what to do but Punk would still find a way to balls it up and tire himself out as he eventually puts down a gormless looking Nash. I think he'd start by hitting Punk. Yeah, one legit shot from Nash, and Punk's dropped.
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Post by honsou on Jan 20, 2019 7:29:14 GMT -5
I think people seriously underestimate how injured Nash is. If he throws a shoot punch even if it doesn't land hes going down crying
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Post by stevec484 on Jan 20, 2019 8:08:53 GMT -5
I would never bet on Punk in any fight after seeing his last two performances
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Jan 20, 2019 11:24:46 GMT -5
I think Nash would drop him with one shot.
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Post by Ronny Rayguns Is All Elite on Jan 20, 2019 20:31:59 GMT -5
If Punk was able to just run circles around Nash and kick at his legs he could probably tire him out.
What would actually happen IF he got Nash on the ground I don't know
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Post by pottsy87 on Jan 21, 2019 0:50:30 GMT -5
I would back Nash 100% of the time.
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Post by Red Impact on Jan 21, 2019 1:26:39 GMT -5
I mean, there are scenarios where I'd see Nash winning, mostly involving just getting a hold of Punk and beating him like a pumpkin. But I don't know too many 60-year-olds making it as pro fighters, and there's a good reason for it. His body is beat down from carrying his frame for as long as he has.
Punk may fight like Twitch playing Street Fighter 2, but 20 years younger is still 20 years younger.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jan 21, 2019 1:44:23 GMT -5
At the same time, it's not as if Punk doesn't have a lot of wear and tear also.
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Post by spagett on Jan 21, 2019 15:29:39 GMT -5
Nash has military training and 100 pounds on him. He would annihilate Punk. Military training that happened almost thirty years ago and a gazillion different quad, hip and knee surgeries, oh and he’s pushing sixty. That's all true but I'd still back him to kick CM Punks ass
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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2019 15:35:20 GMT -5
This is like that one time the Henchmen on the Venture Brothers argued over the winner of a fist fight between Anne Frank and Lizzie Borden.
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Post by Andy Martin on Jan 21, 2019 16:44:04 GMT -5
But how will Nadh handle all of those LEG KICKS~!?! One of Punk’s masterful BJJ strikes to the leg and Nash will crack into a million pieces! /2011 Jo...Joe Rogan?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2019 16:58:04 GMT -5
Go full Rome is Burning and have massively over the top Gladiatorial combat.
Match declared a no contest when both are eaten by tigers appearing from the floor.
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Post by chazraps on Jan 21, 2019 17:17:20 GMT -5
I mean, there are scenarios where I'd see Nash winning, mostly involving just getting a hold of Punk and beating him like a pumpkin. But I don't know too many 60-year-olds making it as pro fighters, and there's a good reason for it. His body is beat down from carrying his frame for as long as he has. Punk may fight like Twitch playing Street Fighter 2, but 20 years younger is still 20 years younger. Which brings us the real question: would Nash or Punk go back in time to kill baby Hitler?
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Post by blissified on Jan 21, 2019 19:24:20 GMT -5
Too bad we never got the Nash vs Warrior fight.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Jan 21, 2019 19:28:28 GMT -5
There aren't many people I'd back Nash against at present.
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Post by Red Impact on Jan 21, 2019 19:51:12 GMT -5
I mean, there are scenarios where I'd see Nash winning, mostly involving just getting a hold of Punk and beating him like a pumpkin. But I don't know too many 60-year-olds making it as pro fighters, and there's a good reason for it. His body is beat down from carrying his frame for as long as he has. Punk may fight like Twitch playing Street Fighter 2, but 20 years younger is still 20 years younger. Which brings us the real question: would Nash or Punk go back in time to kill baby Hitler? Kevin Nash, totally. He just seems like a guy that'd strangle a baby while Punk yelled at it for pooping.
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