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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Feb 21, 2019 2:14:42 GMT -5
Wow, Vegas should have taken that free 3 near the end. Close game! Anything can happen in the FAN football league!
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Post by Lupin the Third on Feb 22, 2019 21:28:32 GMT -5
And here's Week 2 for the FANF.
New Jersey Crusaders at Columbus Chill
West Virginia Woodcutters at Bluegrass Bears
Tea Wasters United at Shadizar Spiders
Las Vegas Cardsharks at Dakota Dynamo
Missoula Renegades at Butte Holes (Battle for Montana)
Redmond Plumbers at Los Angeles Stars
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Post by Lupin the Third on Feb 24, 2019 22:29:32 GMT -5
"Hello again, sports fans, and welcome to Week 2 of FAN FOOTBALL. I'm the reanimated corpse of Howard Cosell, and tonight, we have the first half of Week 2 in the books!"
New Jersey Crusaders @ Columbus Chill
Jersey is able to strike first, putting up 3 points after a punt from the Chill. Columbus tries to get back in it, but the QB is picked off! The Crusaders march down a short field and into the endzone, going up 10-0. Columbus starts another drive to end the first quarter. As the second quarter begins, the drive continues, until the Chill find the endzone! New Jersey starts another drive, and Columbus gets a pick! They move down field, but the drive stalls, and they settle for 3, tying it up, 10-10. Jersey starts with the ball again, but they fumble it back to the Chill! The Chill use it to get another 3 points on the board, going up 13-10 late in the first half. The Crusaders start another drive, but have to punt it back to the Chill. The Chill get a late drive going, but put up a field goal as time expires, going up 16-10.
New Jersey starts the second half with the ball. They get a drive going, but it stalls out, and they get the field goal, now down 16-13. Columbus adds another field goal as well, and the quarter ends with the Chill leading, 19-13. New Jersey moves the ball to start the fourth quarter, and they get into the endzone, taking the lead back, 20-19. The Chill march right back down field, and score on a long pass play! They go for two, but don’t get it, now up 25-20. New Jersey tries to get a drive going, but they are forced to punt. The Chill get a couple first downs to make the Crusaders use their timeouts, and run out the Clock.
Columbus Chill 25 New Jersey Crusaders 20
West Virginia Woodcutters @ Bluegrass Bears
The Woodcutters look to build off the first week win, while the Bears look to get into the win column. It’s a tough defensive struggle in the first half, as the first points come late in the second quarter off a field goal by the Woodcutters. And after a tough first half, it’s 3-0 West Virginia.
West Virginia starts with the ball, but it’s picked off by the Bears. They move down field, and are able to get three on the drive, tying it up, 3-3. West Virginia marches down field again, answering with a touchdown to go up 10-3. The defensive struggle continues, but the Bears move down field early in the fourth. They get down to the goal line, but are stopped on fourth and goal! Bluegrass gets another shot after a punt, marching down field. But late in the game, the Bears QB fumbles the ball, and the Woodcutters get it back!! The Woodcutters kill a little time, but the Bears get it back late again. With only a few seconds left, the Bears QB heaves it deep on a prayer, but it comes down short and incomplete.
West Virginia Woodcutters 10 Bluegrass Bears 3
Tea Wasters United @ Shadizar Spiders
The United waste no time, tossing a 74 yard touchdown pass to begin the game on 3rd down. Shadizar tries to come back, but are picked off by the United. But the United falter after the pick, and punt it away. It’s a defensive struggle, until the Spiders get a sack, and the QB fumbles, and Shadizar recovers! The Spiders answer quickly, hitting a 19-yard touchdown pass. After one, it’s 7-7. The Spiders strike first in the second with another touchdown. The United try to respond, but only get three. Late in the first half, the Spiders get another score, going up 21-10. And that’s the score at the half.
The Spiders start off with the ball in the 2nd half, and they go to their power runner, picking up some big runs. But the Spiders fumble deep in United territory, and the United get it back! The United QB goes deep on 3rd down, and hits his man in stride for an 88-yard TD pass! They go for two, and get it! After another punt by the Spiders, the United QB goes deep, and hits his receiver again for a 59-yard TD Pass!! And the United lead, 25-21! The Spiders march down field again, and score late in the 3rd to go up 28-25! In the fourth, the United soar down the field again, and set up a touchdown run, going up 32-28. The United get it back after a punt, and use up a bit of clock, getting another 3 points, and going up 35-28. The Spiders work down field, but on 4th down, the QB is sacked, and fumbles the ball!! The United pick it up, and run it back for the score to seal it!! And the Spiders fumble on the kickoff return to basically end it.
Tea Wasters United 42 Shadizar Spiders 28
I think in that third game, the momentum basically shifted after that fumble. In the first half, the Spiders basically controlled the game. But the second half, they were outscored 32-7.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2019 22:32:44 GMT -5
While I'm glad the Crusaders are keeping it close, I'm not liking these losses. Let's get it together!
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Post by Lupin the Third on Feb 24, 2019 22:35:47 GMT -5
While I'm glad the Crusaders are keeping it close, I'm not liking these losses. Let's get it together! That was another one that turnovers were a big factor early. Columbus had 2 takeaways that lead to 6 points. Otherwise, New Jersey was in control early on.
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Post by Lupin the Third on Feb 26, 2019 23:45:32 GMT -5
And now the second half of Week 2!
Las Vegas Cardsharks @ Dakota Dynamo (Conflict of Interest Bowl)
Las Vegas punts on their first drive, and the Dynamo move downfield. It looks like the Cardsharks get it back after a fumble by the receiver, but the Dynamo Head Coach challenges the ruling, and it’s OVERTURNED!! But they can’t get in the endzone, and settle for 3. After one, it’s 3-0, Dynamo. The Cardsharks move down the field to start the second quarter, and they get in the endzone halfway through the quarter! Dakota tries to come back, but the QB fumbles, and the Cardsharks recover! They take advantage of the short field and find the endzone, going up 14-3. The Dynamo try to answer, but have to punt. However, luck falls to them, as the Cardsharks muff the punt, and the Dynamo recover! They make a quick strike at the end of the half, and are now down 14-10.
The Dynamo start the second half with the ball, and their running back makes a big play, running 40 yards for the first down! The drive stalls, and they settle for 3. After getting the ball back, the Dynamo marches downfield, but are picked off in the endzone!! After 3, it’s 14-13 Cardsharks. Las Vegas marches downfield, but can only get a field goal, and are up 17-13. The Dynamo move down field, but they’re picked off again, and the Cardsharks run it back 78 yards for a touchdown!! The Dynamo march down field, but can only get three, and are now down, 24-16. The Dynamo get it back, but have to use their timeouts in doing so. They march down field, but are picked off again, and that’s all she wrote. 5 turnovers for the Dynamo doomed them in this one, with 3 interceptions.
Las Vegas Cardsharks 24 Dakota Dynamo 16
Missoula Renegades @ Butte Holes (Battle for Montana)
Both teams look to rebound from a tough Week 1 loss. Another tough defensive first quarter, and the Renegades lead by 3, 3-0, after one. The Renegades get it back after a punt, but can only get another 3, leading 6-0. The Renegades get it back again, putting up another field goal. After a pick, the Renegades look to add more, but are picked off themselves, and Butte runs it back 80-yards for a pick 6! Missoula marches down field again, but can only get a field as time expires, and leads into halftime, 12-7.
The 3rd quarter is another back and forth struggle, but Missoula gets another score late, and goes up 19-7 after 3. Butte marches down field in the fourth, but are stopped on 4th and 1. Missoula gets another field goal, going up 22-7, halfway through the fourth. But Butte comes right back, scoring on an 81-yard TD pass, and are down, 22-14. Butte tries to get a drive going after getting the ball back after a punt, but go 3 and out as well. They punt it back to Missoula, who marches down field and burns the clock. They kick a field goal as time expires, just to add insult.
Missoula Renegades 25 Butte Holes 14
Redmond Plumbers @ Los Angeles Stars
Redmond strikes first, getting field goal and going up 3-0. LA tries to build momentum and rebound, but the QB is picked off, and it’s run back for a 20 yard pick 6!! LA tries to shake that off, but they’re picked off again!! Redmond goes for the throat early, and gets in the endzone again after a 7-yard TD run, going up 17-0 halfway through the first! The Stars finally get a drive going, and start the second quarter close to paydirt. But the Plumbers pick them off again!! Redmond moves the ball, but stalls a mid field, and punt it away. The Stars try to bounce back, but are PICKED OFF AGAIN!! That’s four picks in the first half alone! Redmond makes a quick drive out of it, and finds the endzone again, going up 24-0. 3 of the 4 interceptions have turned into touchdowns. LA finally gets on the board late in the half with a long touchdown pass, now down 24-7. After another punt, the Stars get the ball back, and march quickly down field. But they can’t get in the endzone, and settle for 3. LA gets back into it, only down 24-10 at the half.
Redmond starts off with the ball in the second half, but they are forced to punt after a short drive. The Stars get it back, and move downfield, and get in the endzone again! After being down 24-0, the Stars have come back to being down 24-17! After another punt, the Stars march down field again, looking to tie it up. But the QB gets picked off again, and the Plumbers run it back 89 yards for a pick six as time expires in the 3rd!! Redmond goes up 31-17 into the fourth quarter! The Stars get it back, but they’re PICKED OFF AGAIN!! And it’s ran back 30 yards for ANOTHER pick six! LA finally gets a drive going, as the QB hits a receiver deep. They finally get in the endzone again, now down 38-24. Redmond adds another touchdown, and now lead, 45-24. LA comes back and gets in the endzone again, down 45-31 late. They go for an onside kick and recover it!! They march quickly down field, but are stopped on fourth down near the endzone. The Stars get it back after stopping the Plumbers on defense. The Stars throw a Hail Mary and GET IT!! They are down by 7 with only 2 seconds left. They try another onside kick, but don’t get it, and time runs out.
Redmond Plumbers 45 Los Angeles Stars 38
Six Interceptions for Stars QB Quandre Armstrong. But he still threw for 539 yards and 4 touchdowns. But of those 6 interceptions, 5 of those ended being 35 points for the Plumbers.
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Post by DragonMasterP on Feb 27, 2019 0:00:35 GMT -5
Six Interceptions for Stars QB Quandre Armstrong. But he still threw for 539 yards and 4 touchdowns. But of those 6 interceptions, 5 of those ended being 35 points for the Plumbers. I'm surprised, with a name like that, how could he be everything but dynamite?
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Feb 27, 2019 11:31:13 GMT -5
Wow. Wow!!!! All those pick 6s!
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Post by Lupin the Third on Feb 27, 2019 14:02:59 GMT -5
Wow. Wow!!!! All those pick 6s! If you think about it, he had 7 total TD passes. It's just 3 of them went to the other team.
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Post by Lupin the Third on Feb 27, 2019 16:09:52 GMT -5
I went back and looked. The Stars' starting QB has 8 INTs in the first two games.
Things could get ugly in the City of Angels.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Feb 27, 2019 16:55:22 GMT -5
I went back and looked. The Stars' starting QB has 8 INTs in the first two games. Things could get ugly in the City of Angels. Yeah, the offense is going crazy, but those picks will catch up sooner or later.
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Post by Square on Feb 27, 2019 19:51:25 GMT -5
Dear God the Tea Wasters QB has got a cannon for an arm. What's his name?
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Post by Lupin the Third on Feb 28, 2019 17:02:33 GMT -5
Dear God the Tea Wasters QB has got a cannon for an arm. What's his name? I'll look it up when I play Week 3's games.
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Post by Lupin the Third on Mar 1, 2019 19:59:08 GMT -5
And here's the Week 3 lineup:
Tea Wasters United at West Virginia Woodcutters
Bluegrass Bears at Columbus Chill
Shadizar Spiders at New Jersey Crusaders
Dakota Dynamo at Redmond Plumbers
Las Vegas Cardsharks at Missoula Renegades
Los Angeles Stars at Butte Holes
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Post by Deleted on Mar 1, 2019 23:41:11 GMT -5
Crusaders have to turn this around!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 2, 2019 0:34:37 GMT -5
For Season Two, I'll throw my hat into the ring.
Team City - Anchorage, AK Team Name (Keep it PG) - Anchorage Polars Fan Section Name (Again, keep it PG) - The Ice Box Team Colors - White and Blue - like icy Blue, if taken, Black and Blue Team Play Style (Air it Out, Balanced, Cupcake, Smashmouth, Strong Defense, Strong Offense) - Smashmouth Stadium (Open Stadium or Dome, Grass or Turf) - Dome and Turf
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Post by Lupin the Third on Mar 3, 2019 22:16:15 GMT -5
And here we are with Week 3 of FAN FOOTBALL!! Let's get the first half of the week underway!
Tea Wasters United @ West Virginia Woodcutters
The battle of the Undefeateds commence, as one team will end the week 3-0. The United start off strong, as they pick off the Woodcutters on the first play, and run it back 21 yards for a pick six! 10 seconds in, and the United lead, 7-0. The Woodcutters respond by marching down field, but are stopped at the 5-yard line, and have to take 3. After one, it’s 7-3 United. In the second, the Woodcutters march down field and get in the endzone, taking a 10-7 lead. After that, it’s a defensive struggle, as we head to the half with the score 10-7 still.
In the third, after a punt by the United, they get it back after a turnover. The United take advantage of the short field, and get the score. After another punt, the RB for the United shakes off a tackle, and goes 54 yards for the score! The United jump out to a 21-10 lead now. The Woodcutters march down field, and find the endzone late in the third! They go for two and get it! After 3, the United lead the Woodcutters, 21-18. The United march down field, but can only get three, and lead 24-18 halfway through the fourth. The Woodcutters march down field late, and with 42 seconds left, they find the endzone! They kick the PAT, and now lead 25-24!! The United look to drive, but are picked off on the first play, and the Woodcutters take it back for a pick 6!! They now lead 32-24!! The United come right back with a deep throw, and they get it down to the redzone!! But at the one yard line, the QB is picked off!! And that is all she wrote.
West Virginia Woodcutters 32 Tea Wasters United 24
United QB Melvin Kincade had a decent start to the season, but this was not his best game, throwing 2 picks, one for a pick 6.
Bluegrass Bears @ Columbus Chill
A tough defensive struggle to start, as the only points are scored late in the first by the Chill, going up 7-0 after one. The defensive struggle continues into the second, as neither team is close to the end zone. But the Bears go for the home run, and get it, tying it up 7-7!! They continue to battle, and Bluegrass gets it back late. The QB hits his man deep, and now they’re into Chill territory. The Bears make it near the endzone, but kick a field goal as time expires, leading 10-7 at the half.
The Bears strike first in the second half, taking it down field and in the endzone, going up 17-7 midway through the third. After another defensive struggle, the Chill march downfield going into the fourth, but can only get 3, and are now down, 17-10, with 7 minutes to go in the game. The Bears move downfield to eat up clock, and get another 3 to go up 20-10. The Chill march down field, but are picked off deep in Bears territory. The Bears eat more clock, but can only punt it back to the Chill. They get the ball back, move down field, but are stopped on fourth down.
Bluegrass Bears 20 Columbus Chill 10
Shadizar Spiders @ New Jersey Crusaders
Shadizar strikes first on the opening drive, going up 7-0 after a long touchdown drive. New Jersey tries to get back in it, but they have to punt it away. The Spiders get it back, and start a decent drive, but stall out. They go to punt, but IT’S A FAKE!! The punter hits a wide open tight end, and nearly gets a touchdown! After one, it’s 7-0. The Spiders almost get in to start the second quarter, but can only get 3 points, going up 10-0. The Crusaders march down field, but can only get 3, and are down 10-3 late in the first half. The Crusaders get it back, but stall and attempt a 56-yard Field Goal attempt, that goes wide right! The Spiders hit a receiver open, and he gets down in the redzone! They get down near the endzone, and run it in from 4 yards out! The Crusaders quick strike down field, and try to get a Hail Mary into the endzone, but it drops to the ground, and the Spiders lead at the half, 17-3.
The Crusaders get the ball to start the second half, and march down field again, getting into the endzone, going down 17-10. Shadizar gets a drive going, eating up the third quarter, and scoring late, going up 24-10. New Jersey starts the fourth with a quick drive, getting in the endzone, and now down 24-17. The Crusaders get it back after stopping the Spiders, but the drive stalls again, and they get 3, now only down 24-20. The Spiders get the ball, and march down field, eating clock. But they stall out, and kick another field goal, going up 27-20. The Crusaders strike fast, and they get in the endzone!! With 1:29 to go, the score is all tied up, 27-27. The Spiders march downfield, but stall out, and instead of trying to go for the lead, they punt it deep. And the Crusaders run out the rest of the clock, and we go to OVERTIME!!
The Crusaders win the toss, and get the ball to start OT. Can the Crusaders finally get that first win? The drive starts, but they stall out, and punt it away. The Spiders get it back, but go 3 and out as well! The Crusaders return the punt, and get it on the 49 of the Spiders! The first play is a pass down to the 28 yard line. The Crusaders then hand it off to the running back, who breaks a couple tackles, and MARCHES INTO THE ENDZONE FOR THE TOUCHDOWN!!
New Jersey Crusaders 33 Shadizar Spiders 27
For the second week in a row, the Spiders blow a double digit lead at halftime. But the big story is Crusaders RB Juliaus Piggee, as he carried the ball 26 times for 152 yards, and 2 TDs, while having 2 receptions for 39 yards, and leading the Crusaders to their first win.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 3, 2019 22:19:31 GMT -5
Finally!
Glad that "This Little" Piggee went to market!
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Post by Big Bad Brad on Mar 3, 2019 22:38:37 GMT -5
I finally won one
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Post by DragonMasterP on Mar 4, 2019 15:14:20 GMT -5
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