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Post by genericusername on May 14, 2019 16:01:01 GMT -5
When are they both going to start spitting mist at their opponents? Be difficult to spit mist while wearing a Kabuki Mask.
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Post by Saiyanic Panic on May 14, 2019 16:02:09 GMT -5
Holy smokes. Why not go for the gusto and call them geishas, pal?
Shoot, at least try for “Kunoichi” if you’re gonna pull that card.
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Post by Deleted on May 14, 2019 16:08:28 GMT -5
yay racism
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Post by HMARK Center on May 14, 2019 16:09:57 GMT -5
This is a missed opportunity to book Sgt. Kabukimann.
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Post by Prince Petty on May 14, 2019 16:11:42 GMT -5
The WWE's new name: The Casually Racist Carny Experience.
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Post by MrElijah on May 14, 2019 16:14:37 GMT -5
Here's some names: -J-Brit Corporation (they're managed by a Brit) -Eurasian Empire -Eurasian Talent Trading -Knight's Sabers -L.E.G.I.O.N -Pacific Express -The James Gang
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Post by Doctor No on May 14, 2019 16:17:49 GMT -5
“The mith-terious Kabuki Warriors. The Dream approves bey-bey.”
Fingers crossed they can finally get the awesome old Orient Express theme now too
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on May 14, 2019 16:19:07 GMT -5
The Tsunami Mamas
Kamakaze Karaoke Kninjas
Rappongi 3K but a girl version
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Post by BigAl on May 14, 2019 16:27:07 GMT -5
and they wonder why Kenny Omega did not sign with them and now how many Japanese wrestlers are going to avoid them like a plague now.
So obvious that WWE people don't even do any research had they . they would have known that Jinder should be speaking not Punjabi to his "fans in India since that's only 10% of the population that speaks a language plus they should have done their research know that most people in India cannot afford the ticket seats that they were asking for as that is the annual income for most. This company really lives in a bubble where they think the universe is our universe.
Poor asuka and kairi they're doomed
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Post by Chainsaw on May 14, 2019 16:41:47 GMT -5
VINCE: DRAGON LADY, KABUKI IS YOUR THING RIGHT? Asuka: Noh. Vince: THE HELL IT ISN'T! YER THE KABUKI WARRIORS NOW, PAL!
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Post by Spider2024 on May 14, 2019 16:41:47 GMT -5
Rappongi 3K but a girl version But who could be their Rocky Romero style hypewoman? Can Paige spit rhymes?
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Post by r. on May 14, 2019 16:44:51 GMT -5
Why not 'The Karate chops' Have em come down with wooden sandals wearing red robes with dragons printed on it.
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Post by Lt. Palumbo on May 14, 2019 16:45:37 GMT -5
*twitter reacts*
"Ok, fine guys, they call themselves The Panda Express now but their finisher is the Kabuki Warriors"
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Post by BigAl on May 14, 2019 16:53:32 GMT -5
Does this mean that both going to lose their iconic theme and get a generic racist Oriental theme as their entrance now
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Post by Deleted on May 14, 2019 17:01:52 GMT -5
Does this mean that both going to lose their iconic theme and get a generic racist Oriental theme as their entrance now Probably. This is the company that gives every Hispanic wrestler Mexican sounding entrance music. Hell, for the longest time they gave black men hip hop themes, white men rock themes, and women pop themes. This company is so behind the times it's beyond ridiculous.
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on May 14, 2019 17:03:17 GMT -5
That's fine, next week it'll be Kabuki Experience before they settle on Kabuki Raiders. Their tandem tag finisher, however, will be known as The Kabuki Experience.
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Post by Allie Kitsune on May 14, 2019 17:11:51 GMT -5
Is it really that? Jesus. Nothing about them is related to Kabuki. Hell, Asuka's mask is a freakin' Noh mask, which comes from an older and much different form of Japanese theater. I should really stop being surprised by WWE's casual racism towards its Japanese workers but yet here I am. It's a stretch, but Mauro has been calling one of Kairi's moves the "Flying Kabuki Elbow" (different from the "In-Sane Elbow") since she started in NXT. Thin gruel, of course, but there's the only thing they've got to hold onto.
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Post by TOK Hehe'd Around & Found Out on May 14, 2019 17:12:17 GMT -5
I'm genuinely relieved that they aren't being called The Geisha Experience
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on May 14, 2019 17:57:24 GMT -5
I'm genuinely relieved that they aren't being called The Geisha Experience This is only marginally better. Like just one tier better on the “acceptable casually racist tag team names” tier list.
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Post by Deleted on May 14, 2019 18:14:00 GMT -5
I'm genuinely relieved that they aren't being called The Geisha Experience This is only marginally better. Like just one tier better on the “acceptable casually racist tag team names” tier list. It's basically if Sheamus and Balor were paired up as the Potato Experience.
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