Mike Kanellis lasted less than one minute.

[Oh Cry Me a Screwball]

And then he repeated that performance against Zack Ryder.

Man, how pitiful must you be to get squashed by ZACK RYDER of all people? In his hometown, no less. Usually they bury the guy extra hard when he is home, but here he actually got to pop his hometown crowd on TV for a change.

Also, Maria wanted to wrestle Zack while pregnant. For some reason.

[Perd]

At this point, Drake Maverick would gladly take lasting less than a minute.

[Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]]

Mike Rome with the extra burial of it all was incredible

[Deleted]

they only wanted Maria so they're going to humiliate him

[TWERKIN' MAGGLE]

Why is Mike Rome so mean?

[Non Banjoble Tokens]

Totally been there man.

Wait, this is about wrestling?

[EoE: Well There's Your Problem]

Dammit, making fun of Mike Kanellis is OUR job.

[Oh Cry Me a Screwball]

Jul 16, 2019 0:36:42 GMT -5 EoE: Well There's Your Problem said:

Dammit, making fun of Mike Kanellis is OUR job.

Now now, making fun of Mike Kanellis just like Balor Club. It's for EVERYONE, especially his wife.

[Welfare Willis]

I'm not sure how to take this angle. On one hand, he's on Raw and getting tv time. On the other hand they're almost calling the guy a cuck and losing to Zack Ryder. Only thing I can guess where this leads is to Mike snapping and turning babyface while Marie goes on maternity leave, but geez it's just brutal.

[honsou]

I guess they want to make sure in 5 years when his contract runs out that it will be impossible for him to get a job outside of WWE

[Joe Neglia]

Mike "Lasts Longer than Dolph Ziggler" Kanellis

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Jul 16, 2019 0:36:42 GMT -5 EoE: Well There's Your Problem said:

Dammit, making fun of Mike Kanellis is OUR job.

I know, but when we make fun of Mike "Brush exactly two minutes twice daily" Kanellis, it's more for his general blandness. This cuckold business comes off far more malicious and mean-spirited given that A) lower card (not midcard) storylines rarely progress into meaningful outcomes for the wrestler involved in WWE, and B) given both are heels, what is the aim?

[The 1Watcher Experience]

That’s what Maria said.

[cabbageboy]

Why sign the guy if this is the idea you have for him? It's not like Mike Bennett is going to lead AEW or ROH to some sort of boom period, so if you think he sucks just get rid of him and he can go somewhere else where he can at least just be the marginal wrestler that he is instead of a total joke.

[Dub H]

Is there any point to this besides humiliating Kanellis?

[Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]]

When Maria demeaned him again and walked away to "HERE TO THE GREATEST GREATEST LOVE I'VE EVER KNOOOOOWN!!" at least that was unintentionally really funny

[Finish Uncle Muffin’s Story]

And yet he somehow impregnated Maria. Dude must have some super powerful stuff.

[nisidhe]

This entire angle is deeply off-putting to me. It presents pregnant women as manipulative, emotionally unstable and narcissistic, and perhaps deserving of reprisals, when the majority of domestic violence against women occurs begins during the woman's first pregnancy.

I really don't see the humour in it; it's so incredibly poorly written and so offensive that I'm convinced that Vince is writing all of this by himself. The sooner the Bennetts are shipped off to _Main Event_ and forgotten, the better.

[Dub H]

Jul 16, 2019 9:27:33 GMT -5 nisidhe said:

This entire angle is deeply off-putting to me. It presents pregnant women as manipulative, emotionally unstable and narcissistic, and perhaps deserving of reprisals, when the majority of domestic violence against women occurs begins during the woman's first pregnancy.

I really don't see the humour in it; it's so incredibly poorly written and so offensive that I'm convinced that Vince is writing all of this by himself. The sooner the Bennetts are shipped off to _Main Event_ and forgotten, the better.

I think you are looking into something that is not there.

But stilk yeh there is no humor on it,it is just abuse.

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Jul 16, 2019 9:18:32 GMT -5 Finish Uncle Muffin’s Story said:

And yet he somehow impregnated Maria. Dude must have some super powerful stuff.

I want to post gifs from that Larry Cohen movie but I also don't want to be banned because wowzers there's no good context that doesn't get me banned.