FHgrad99
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Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Dec 20, 2020 17:00:22 GMT -5
If your "special guest referee" for the main event is the assistant manager of the Jiffy Lube next door, then you might be an Outlaw Mud Show.
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ERON
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Post by ERON on Dec 20, 2020 21:37:47 GMT -5
If your event poster shows the Undertaker front-and-center amongst your roster of local no-names, with "THE UNDERTAKER" in huge letters beneath the photo topped by tiny, barely-perceptible text reading "Get Your Picture Taken With A Life-Size Cutout Of..." you might be an outlaw mud show.
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Post by Ronny Rayguns Is All Elite on Dec 22, 2020 8:43:50 GMT -5
I need to find a show doing this. Indy shows in Alaska tend to have the guns for sale next to the wrestler’s gimmick table. Jeez it's a good thing Kayfabe is dead, other wise that could go left REAL quick
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FHgrad99
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Post by FHgrad99 on Dec 23, 2020 0:00:52 GMT -5
If you have a "Fans Bring the Weapons Match" and over 50% of the weapons are some sort of sex toy with sharp objects attached to them, then you might be an Outlaw Mud Show.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Dec 23, 2020 0:09:24 GMT -5
Indy shows in Alaska tend to have the guns for sale next to the wrestler’s gimmick table. Jeez it's a good thing Kayfabe is dead, other wise that could go left REAL quick I actually found the tweet that corroborates this.
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Dang!
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Post by Dang! on Dec 23, 2020 4:49:20 GMT -5
If you book 70yo old legends with severe health issues during a pandemic, then you might be an Outlaw Mud Show.
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Post by devilfish on Jun 27, 2021 18:51:44 GMT -5
If you have a ten bell salute to Randy Savage highlighted by a man saying "ding" ten times, you might be an outlaw mud show. Been to a few shows lacking a ring bell. Seen people clang a wrench against the ringpost. Have someone over the speaker go DING DING Get the crowd to chant DING DING Just say screw it and not bother having a bell or bell like sound at all. I remember going to one in the show where their ring bell was just a hotel tap the bell that they put a microphone in front of
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Post by Andee9001 on Jun 27, 2021 19:22:58 GMT -5
If the heating gets turned off leading to an apology from the booker where he says he is "sweating like a rapist" at a family friendly advertised event you might be at an Outlaw Mud Show.
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Post by jimmyjackezekiel on Jun 27, 2021 20:52:48 GMT -5
They have wrestling shows in Alaska?
I mean I don't hear a lot of old timers talking about working the Alaskan territory wrestling in Moose Lodges in front of 15 drunk people.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Jun 27, 2021 21:30:45 GMT -5
They have wrestling shows in Alaska? I mean I don't hear a lot of old timers talking about working the Alaskan territory wrestling in Moose Lodges in front of 15 drunk people. WrestlePro has been running shows up there, and a lot of decent names will take the bookings in order to cross off the elusive Alaska on their state list.
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Post by jimmyjackezekiel on Jun 27, 2021 22:14:19 GMT -5
They have wrestling shows in Alaska? I mean I don't hear a lot of old timers talking about working the Alaskan territory wrestling in Moose Lodges in front of 15 drunk people. WrestlePro has been running shows up there, and a lot of decent names will take the bookings in order to cross off the elusive Alaska on their state list. Oh. That's pretty cool of them.
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Rave
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Post by Rave on Jun 27, 2021 23:54:25 GMT -5
Considering the northern Manitoba " Death Tour" still happens, I'm not surprised that there's a promotion running in Alaska as well.
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Post by burdette25159 on Jun 28, 2021 2:40:45 GMT -5
If one of the local wrestlers on the card's gimmick is the Asylum Mockbuster equivalent of Sanji from One Piece, You might be an Outlaw Mud Show!
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Jun 28, 2021 4:20:36 GMT -5
Considering the northern Manitoba " Death Tour" still happens, I'm not surprised that there's a promotion running in Alaska as well. The best tidbits from this: Edge: Almost drove a crew van into a football-field sized hole in the ice of a lake. Christian: Was one of the seven wrestlers with Copeland in the van Matt Hart: Turned 23 but came no closer to death (Why they felt the need to list this I have no clue...) Scott Norton: Went into shock when the bus he was on got stuck in the snow. and my personal favorite Don Callis: WAS BOOKED TO WRESTLE A MURDERER!!!!
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Rave
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Post by Rave on Jun 28, 2021 5:21:28 GMT -5
Considering the northern Manitoba " Death Tour" still happens, I'm not surprised that there's a promotion running in Alaska as well. The best tidbits from this: Edge: Almost drove a crew van into a football-field sized hole in the ice of a lake. Christian: Was one of the seven wrestlers with Copeland in the van Matt Hart: Turned 23 but came no closer to death (Why they felt the need to list this I have no clue...) Scott Norton: Went into shock when the bus he was on got stuck in the snow. and my personal favorite Don Callis: WAS BOOKED TO WRESTLE A MURDERER!!!! Lance Storm wrote several blog entries years ago about going on Death Tour, they're hysterical.
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Post by jimmyjackezekiel on Jun 28, 2021 16:41:20 GMT -5
If one of the local wrestlers on the card's gimmick is the Asylum Mockbuster equivalent of Sanji from One Piece, You might be an Outlaw Mud Show! On a related note if your turnbuckle pads are replaced with anime body pillows. You might be an Outlaw Mud Show.
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Ultimo Gallos
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Jun 28, 2021 18:07:44 GMT -5
If your shows tickets are only sold at Bubbas Bait/Gas/Beauty Salon out on Highway 84.....You Might be an Outlaw Mudshow...
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FHgrad99
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jul 3, 2021 18:01:11 GMT -5
If your "Promotional Posters" feature numerous typos and were written in crayon, then you might be an Outlaw Mud Show.
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Post by jimmyjackezekiel on Jul 3, 2021 19:06:11 GMT -5
If all your wrestlers are barefoot because no one can afford boots. You might be an Outlaw Mud Show.
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ToyfareMark
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Post by ToyfareMark on Jul 4, 2021 7:42:26 GMT -5
If the biggest, most critiically acclaimed match in your companies history is featured on the World Famous Flea Market. You might be an outlaw mud show.
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