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Post by Triangle Lancer on Jul 4, 2021 9:57:56 GMT -5
If your biggest crowd had your ring stationed on the far island during a Figure Eight School Bus Race...
If your head referee is twice the size of any 2 of the wrestlers on your roster...
If your "big name" is a 20+ year veteran whose big break was being on TNA's "Gut Check"...
If said "big name" does a 20-minute guitar solo because his opponent is stuck in the McDonald's drive-thru line across the street...
You might be an Outlaw Mud Show!
Edit: That last one was from my son, who texted me from the upper part of the bleachers where he sat with his HS friends "Who didn't show up?
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jul 5, 2021 2:03:42 GMT -5
If you see somebody using a garden hose to fill the bottles for the "bottle water" to be sold at the show, then you might be at an Outlaw Mud Show.
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Post by fortknox on Jul 5, 2021 20:48:26 GMT -5
If Riot Control are your main eventers...then you might be an Outlaw Mud Show.
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Jul 26, 2021 3:53:08 GMT -5
If you fed has similar initials to a bigger fed and makes a habit of running the same towns as that bigger fed,just doing it a month later....You might be an Outlaw Mudshow.
If you have TV in most areas of the state but still air a horrible match "To teach that green rookie a lesson"... You might be an Outlaw Mudshow.
If you have 5 people running the fed and none of them know what the others are doing... You might be an Outlaw Mudshow.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Jul 26, 2021 15:12:09 GMT -5
If you advertise a known diddler and then remove him because people complain and you act like its the complainers fault, you might be an outlaw mudshow.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Jul 26, 2021 15:13:00 GMT -5
If you fed has similar initials to a bigger fed and makes a habit of running the same towns as that bigger fed,just doing it a month later....You might be an Outlaw Mudshow. If you have TV in most areas of the state but still air a horrible match "To teach that green rookie a lesson"... You might be an Outlaw Mudshow. If you have 5 people running the fed and none of them know what the others are doing... You might be an Outlaw Mudshow. I feel like there's several awesomely cringey stories I haven't heard before here.
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Aug 8, 2021 21:37:58 GMT -5
If you fed has similar initials to a bigger fed and makes a habit of running the same towns as that bigger fed,just doing it a month later....You might be an Outlaw Mudshow. If you have TV in most areas of the state but still air a horrible match "To teach that green rookie a lesson"... You might be an Outlaw Mudshow. If you have 5 people running the fed and none of them know what the others are doing... You might be an Outlaw Mudshow. I feel like there's several awesomely cringey stories I haven't heard before here. Sorry just saw this. 1.There is a fed that has been around for 6 years,runs the towns outside Hattisberg MS. And a few people that aint working for that fed anymore restarted an old fed that is SWO instead of SWA. And now 2 weeks to a month after SWA runs a town SWO will run it. 2.SWA has tv. A dude Named Red Phoenix had a match that was horrid. One of the worst matches I have seen. He goes and works the next week for another fed. In the locker room starts talking about how SWA wrestling school didnt teach him shit in 2 years. Promoter of this fed texts is buddy in SWA and Red Phoenix is fired from SWA. and to "Teach him a lesson" they aired this shit storm match on their tv show. That they have to pay for the TV time,I think it is 30 minutes every other week,not sure cause I live in the one area of the state that doesnt get the show on TV. I watched it live or on FITE. 3.THe last one is about a fed that ...lets just say they have majorly improved in ring action mostly. But behind the scenes you got like 3 guys that actually own it cause of being family or might as well be family. Then another 3 or 4 that "Officially" own the fed and run it. A board of investors. Buddy hit up one of their shows back in june. Asked 2 of the members of the board of investors and 2 of the legit owners if it was cool if he filmed some matches to upload later on. They said yes. Then a week later one of the owners,who he never talked to,got mad that the matches were online. OK new one. If you are 50,have a huge gut and ran out of breath walking through the curtain and lighted entrance arch YOu might be working an OUTLAW MUDSHOW.
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Aug 17, 2021 0:06:25 GMT -5
OMG
LOok up #HeritageHoax on twitter or FB to fill in the blanks.
But if you book 30 wrestlers for a casino show that is being filmed to air on a major station in the state's capital and on a streaming service. Then 2 hours before doors open tell everyone "Hey the ring truck got t-boned so no ring" oh and "Yea dem video guys all got da Covid". So your roster scrambles gets a ring on it's way and gathers up all the iphones and tablets the guys have to film with. The roster becomes the ring crew and is putting the ring together at 6pm when the doors open. Oh yea also promoter never put out a poster or flyer.... SO 100 people total show up....Then the topper on this Shindie Sundae is the promoter ran out the back and hauled ass,appears to be out of state,before the show was over SO NO ONE GOT PAID!
YOU MIGHT BE AN OUTLAW MUDSHOW!!
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Post by Big BosskMan on Aug 17, 2021 7:22:50 GMT -5
If you continue to run events with a roster of less than 10 people (who alternate in and out by wearing masks) in front of an audience of a dozen in the same backyard where Dollar Tree nWo Wolfpac Sting's knees a'splode last year, you very much are an outlaw mud show.
(No joke, this is for real and they're planning another "show" this weekend)
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Post by nisidhe on Aug 17, 2021 15:57:01 GMT -5
I don't know the ring names but I bet both guys are named Trent Nope was Nick Mason Experience vs James Dalton. Nick Mason Experience sounds like a Pink Floyd side project...seriously.
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Aug 17, 2021 16:13:50 GMT -5
Nope was Nick Mason Experience vs James Dalton. Nick Mason Experience sounds like a Pink Floyd side project...seriously. It really does. Was your standard 2010 thru 2012ish late teens guy that came out ot Down with the Sickness.
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Post by Rave on Aug 18, 2021 0:43:27 GMT -5
If you continue to run events with a roster of less than 10 people (who alternate in and out by wearing masks) in front of an audience of a dozen in the same backyard where Dollar Tree nWo Wolfpac Sting's knees a'splode last year, you very much are an outlaw mud show. (No joke, this is for real and they're planning another "show" this weekend) The real life version of an EWR backyard promotion, holy crap. OMG LOok up #HeritageHoax on twitter or FB to fill in the blanks. But if you book 30 wrestlers for a casino show that is being filmed to air on a major station in the state's capital and on a streaming service. Then 2 hours before doors open tell everyone "Hey the ring truck got t-boned so no ring" oh and "Yea dem video guys all got da Covid". So your roster scrambles gets a ring on it's way and gathers up all the iphones and tablets the guys have to film with. The roster becomes the ring crew and is putting the ring together at 6pm when the doors open. Oh yea also promoter never put out a poster or flyer.... SO 100 people total show up....Then the topper on this Shindie Sundae is the promoter ran out the back and hauled ass,appears to be out of state,before the show was over SO NO ONE GOT PAID! YOU MIGHT BE AN OUTLAW MUDSHOW!! I'm having flashbacks to camping Greg Iron's twitter when Hardcore Roadtrip imploded. Shindie promoters gotta shindie promoter even during a pandemic. Plus there's a Venmo set up, linked here.
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Aug 18, 2021 2:33:27 GMT -5
If you’re booking Trevor Murdoch and Damien Sandow in 2019 then you might be an outlaw mudshow Boy did the NWA make this age well! Lmfao.
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Post by Rave on Aug 18, 2021 2:41:51 GMT -5
If you’re booking Trevor Murdoch and Damien Sandow in 2019 then you might be an outlaw mudshow Nearly two years later... If you're booking Tyrus in 2021 then you might be an outlaw mudshow.
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Post by Limity (BLM) on Aug 18, 2021 5:01:43 GMT -5
If you continue to run events with a roster of less than 10 people (who alternate in and out by wearing masks) in front of an audience of a dozen in the same backyard where Dollar Tree nWo Wolfpac Sting's knees a'splode last year, you very much are an outlaw mud show. (No joke, this is for real and they're planning another "show" this weekend) The Sting part made me laugh. Poor guy.
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Post by Big BosskMan on Aug 18, 2021 6:11:44 GMT -5
If you continue to run events with a roster of less than 10 people (who alternate in and out by wearing masks) in front of an audience of a dozen in the same backyard where Dollar Tree nWo Wolfpac Sting's knees a'splode last year, you very much are an outlaw mud show. (No joke, this is for real and they're planning another "show" this weekend) The Sting part made me laugh. Poor guy. The worst part of it is the guy who got that horrific injury is friends with the guys who put on these "events." I don't know how they can seriously, with a clear conscience, continue to mud show it up while their boy is recovering. I've not seen any further health updates on him, only that the GoFundMe that was set up fell woefully short of its goal. And this weekend, they're having a "fans bring the weapons" show. Other events they have previously posted on social media show an assortment of light tubes, barb wire contraptions, chair shots and more.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Sept 18, 2021 8:37:33 GMT -5
Couldn't make this up if I tried. Hardcore Roadtrip in Canada at the end of April in 2014, mere days after Extreme Rising or whatever the hell that was called also imploded. Promoter faked a heart attack and bailed. Nobody was paid. The scumbag didn't even arrange transportation for any of the talent to get home, effectively stranding anyone that came in from the U.S. to wrestle. Fans were volunteering to drive them to the border. I remember haunting Greg Iron's social media that night just to keep up on what was going on. SMASH Wrestling later stepped up and paid the talent. They're good people. Wow, I missed this 2+ years ago when you posted and several more after the actual event. But I found this on YouTube (language warning): youtu.be/XAXzc_rVeYsIt’s the roster shooting about the situation…in-ring immediately after the last show.
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Post by Can you afford to pay me, Gah on Sept 18, 2021 9:17:41 GMT -5
Well since this got bumped again may as well add some more for fun.
If 90% of your wrestlers gimmicks and attires all come from walking into a spirit of Halloween store. You maybe at a outlaw Mud show. If your show is featured the wrestlers coming out of a Uhaul truck in the middle of a parking lot and on random field in the middle of nowhere. You maybe an outlaw Mud show. If the Main Event of the card features two guys that appear you found at a truck stop buffet, you maybe at an outlaw Mud Show. If the ring announcer is doing all the introductions from a walmart Karaoke machine. You maybe at an OUtlaw Mud Show. If the promotion requiring you to bring you own lawn chairs to sit, you maybe at an Outlaw Mud show. If the safely mats around the ring are the ABC foam puzzle Mats from a toy store you maybe at an Oulaw Mud Show. If the title belts are all toy WWE belts you find in the toy aisle but only with Your company's name written in marker on a peace of paper tapped to the belt. You maybe at an Outlaw Mud show.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Sept 18, 2021 10:02:45 GMT -5
if you book Ric Flair after the other night, you might be an outlaw mudshow.
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Post by Can you afford to pay me, Gah on Sept 18, 2021 21:58:46 GMT -5
If the wrestling ring mat has more patches than the actual mat, You might be an outlaw mudshow. If idea of a lighting for your show is using Christmas lights, you might be an outlaw Mudshow.
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