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Post by fg on Dec 22, 2019 23:20:01 GMT -5
One commercial I saw when I lived in Northern NJ was I think for a technical college in New York City. I remember seeing this in the early 2000s. I can’t remember the name of the college. The pitch man for the commercial was in front of people taking calls like he’s at a telethon. (They showed a video of guy saying: “If you want to do it, do it.”) the pitchman says they will only be taking calls until the end of this program. What was insane about this? One time, I recorded an episode of the Honeymooners from WPIX during the overnight hours and this ad aired. Yeah, we were supposed to believe that they were people calling this college during the overnight hours in lieu of sleep.
There is one ad that airs down here in Florida about a car dealership. The guy’s name is Billy Fuscillo. Him and his coworkers always make heavy use of the word HUGE. Billy would say: It’s going to be HUGE ( Southwest Florida/Tampa) HUGE-JA.”
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Post by koreycaskets on Dec 22, 2019 23:25:45 GMT -5
The Black Metal KFC commercial was pretty crazy. Apperently we only had it in Canada.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Dec 22, 2019 23:25:49 GMT -5
Pick just about any Schweig-Engel commercial, an old/long gone furniture store in 1980/1990s St. Louis.
Also, forget claymation LeBron James, this is the greatest Sprite commercial ever.
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Post by Cyno on Dec 22, 2019 23:26:59 GMT -5
There's a commercial that airs for a mail order teddy bear based on a certain public figure. It's so absurd I'm not sure if it's meant to be satire or not.
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Post by mcmahonfan85 on Dec 23, 2019 0:39:52 GMT -5
I once saw an ad in front of a video I was streaming that was so bat shit crazy I was not only compelled to watch all 4-5 badly produced minutes of it, but I've been searching for it ever since just to show people, but sadly have had no luck. it was for an online course to train armed security for churches in the event of a mass shooting.
a large portion of the ad was dedicated to watching a "mass shooter" in the parking completely load a magazine for an AR-15 with rounds as well as a shotgun before putting on a tactical vest and grabbing his guns and heading in to kill everyone. i thought that was the climax of the ad, nothing could top it...then it cut to the inside of the "church" (which they filmed in what I'm pretty sure is the upstairs hallway of their house), and watched as the shooter calmly went down the line opening the doors, sticking his gun in the room, and "shooting" everyone inside as they screamed and panicked (which sounded like they just ripped the audio of people screaming as the ship sank in "Titanic")
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Dec 23, 2019 0:42:54 GMT -5
There's a commercial that airs for a mail order teddy bear based on a certain public figure. It's so absurd I'm not sure if it's meant to be satire or not. I'm glad i'm not the only one that saw that I saw it like last year, rewinded the TV, recorded the shit, rewinded it again and took a picture and then sent it to me cousin and posted it on IG |
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Post by mcmahonfan85 on Dec 23, 2019 0:44:15 GMT -5
There's a commercial that airs for a mail order teddy bear based on a certain public figure. It's so absurd I'm not sure if it's meant to be satire or not. I've seen that one a few times and still can't figure out if they are being sincere or joking. |
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Post by arrogantmodel on Dec 23, 2019 0:54:49 GMT -5
I remember watching South Park, when an ad for "Boys Gone Wild" came on. I honestly thought it was a fake commercial on the show like Alabama Man or the Mr. Hankey stuff. But nope, it was a real commercial for a real dvd of drunk douchebags getting drunk, and I'm assuming whipping their dicks out.
I've also only seen it that one time.
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Post by Thunderbolt on Dec 23, 2019 0:56:50 GMT -5
Mine isn't anywhere near as nuts as the previous ones, just goofy. It is(was?) a custom van shop in Los Angeles(?) run by this dude who has a wee little bit of muscle on him. Well this goofball has himself filmed in short sleeves, with one arm blatantly flexing his tricep and the other pointing out the vans with his bicep flexed hard on that side. He's not remotely huuuuge or anything, just "fit" and looks like a total douchebag.
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Post by ayumidah on Dec 23, 2019 1:41:03 GMT -5
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Post by agent817 on Dec 23, 2019 1:47:38 GMT -5
One of those phone sex ads from back in the day; I think it was the We-Are-18 ad. I remember this one girl said "Let 18 be your lucky neighbor" in a very baby-sounding voice. It was crazy. The girl was hot, but when I heard her say that, some of that hotness dropped a tad.
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Post by Cyno on Dec 23, 2019 2:58:44 GMT -5
Also, the Flex Seal commercial with the guy yelling "I JUST SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF!" was hilarious the first time I saw it.
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Dec 23, 2019 3:06:40 GMT -5
Any excuse:
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Post by Ronny Rayguns Is All Elite on Dec 23, 2019 4:54:36 GMT -5
It's insane that Quiznos thought looking at some creepy, mutant rats would make people want to eat their sandwiches.
I used to gag every time this commercial came on TV, I was not mad when they went out of business
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Dec 23, 2019 11:50:28 GMT -5
The Sprite ad with Sting beating up a kid.
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Dec 23, 2019 18:58:39 GMT -5
It's insane that Quiznos thought looking at some creepy, mutant rats would make people want to eat their sandwiches. I used to gag every time this commercial came on TV, I was not mad when they went out of business I was a big rathergood.com fan before the Quiznos commercials started, so I was thrilled. |
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Post by Porky's Butthole on Dec 23, 2019 19:02:30 GMT -5
Crazy. Bruce's. Liquor.
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Post by thegame415 on Dec 24, 2019 12:25:22 GMT -5
You should check out Chadtronic's cursed commercials on YouTube.
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Post by fg on Dec 24, 2019 21:58:35 GMT -5
As far as my post goes at the top of the threat, I mentioned there was a commercial that supposedly was live. does anyone know what the name of this organization is? I tried YouTube with no success.
Here’s what I typed.
“One commercial I saw when I lived in Northern NJ was I think for a technical college in New York City. I remember seeing this in the early 2000s. I can’t remember the name of the college. The pitch man for the commercial was in front of people taking calls like he’s at a telethon. (They showed a video of guy saying: “If you want to do it, do it.”) the pitchman says they will only be taking calls until the end of this program. What was insane about this? One time, I recorded an episode of the Honeymooners from WPIX during the overnight hours and this ad aired. Yeah, we were supposed to believe that they were people calling this college during the overnight hours in lieu of sleep.”
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Post by Hobby Drifter on Dec 25, 2019 6:40:02 GMT -5
I’m in Japan, so... SURVIVE! Cup Noodle is probably my Pick. youtu.be/q_iDfoy1v5gPossibly one of the hemorrhoid commercials. Or the ones for adult diapers with actresses who appear to be under 40. |
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