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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Jan 22, 2020 10:47:07 GMT -5
Rowan, as you know, is a stinkin' genius.
What most of you don't know though, is that Rowan is a Jimmy Neutron level genius.
Rowan has developed shrinking technology in real life with the help of actors Brandon Routh and Michael Douglas.
Together, these three mad scientists have shrunk the IIconics down to teeny tiny little sizes and are currently teaching them how to control kaiju with their dulcet tones.
Of course, this isn't exactly aligning with their wills, which is why they attack Rowan every time he sticks his hands in the cage.
If you don't believe me, just wait until Mothra shows up and ruins the Rumble.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 22, 2020 11:56:21 GMT -5
This post (and probably this thread to follow) is very silly, very silly indeed.
And thank you for it. This is the content I'm here for.
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Jan 22, 2020 12:20:59 GMT -5
Which Mothra, Marty or Mariposa?
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Jan 22, 2020 12:47:46 GMT -5
This post (and probably this thread to follow) is very silly, very silly indeed.
And thank you for it. This is the content I'm here for. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 22, 2020 12:51:07 GMT -5
Billie Kayge?
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Jan 22, 2020 13:14:42 GMT -5
Dis guy gets it. That's why you're the X-Pac of the TWERKIN' Kliq. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 22, 2020 13:15:18 GMT -5
Dis guy gets it. That's why you're the X-Pac of the TWERKIN' Kliq. Well, I definitely have X-Pac heat! |
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Jan 22, 2020 13:17:00 GMT -5
Dis guy gets it. That's why you're the X-Pac of the TWERKIN' Kliq. Well, I definitely have X-Pac heat! I was going for 'still can cut the mustard'. But I mean if you want to self-deprecate, I can't stop you. |
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Jan 23, 2020 16:05:18 GMT -5
an even SMALLER cage.
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Post by Wieners=$$$ on Jan 23, 2020 18:34:10 GMT -5
If you don't believe me, just wait until Mothra shows up and ruins the Rumble. Ruin? Or made better? |
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Post by Dub H on Jan 23, 2020 18:39:43 GMT -5
IT WAS ME ROWAN.
IT WAS ME ALL ALONG
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Jan 23, 2020 18:41:45 GMT -5
I donât see anyone else explaining why Billie Kay and Peyton Royce arenât on TV.
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Post by Wieners=$$$ on Jan 23, 2020 18:43:53 GMT -5
I donât see anyone else explaining why Billie Kay and Peyton Royce arenât on TV. Maybe they're reverse vampires? |
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Jan 23, 2020 19:07:49 GMT -5
I donât see anyone else explaining why Billie Kay and Peyton Royce arenât on TV. Maybe they're reverse vampires? I didn't sign up to write WWE's version of The Vampire Diaries. But if I did, I would definitely recast Lana with Nina Dobrev. |
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Post by ayumidah on Jan 23, 2020 19:08:34 GMT -5
No wonder Mojo was so terrified. I absolutely buy that this is the look of someone who would bite the face off of a jobber  |
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Post by Perfect Timing on Jan 23, 2020 21:11:56 GMT -5
You know the cage is what's going to cause his elimination in the Rumble match. I'd say best time to reveal it would be sunday.
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Post by freeze Austin on Jan 24, 2020 12:59:26 GMT -5
SWERVE: Viagra in a cage.
Because he is also sexing Lana. That's why everyone is freaking out when they get a peak at what's inside, the terrifying thought of horny Rowan with a new gimmick, Sexual Red Velvet.
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Post by Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie on Jan 24, 2020 17:59:16 GMT -5
HANG ON
no one here is a FLASH GORDON fan?!?
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Post by JoDaNa1281 on Jan 24, 2020 19:55:50 GMT -5
RAGE!!!!!
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Post by Citizen Snips on Jan 25, 2020 8:36:01 GMT -5
I donât see anyone else explaining why Billie Kay and Peyton Royce arenât on TV. Maybe they're reverse vampires? You fool, can't you see it's a massive government conspiracy? Or have they gotten to you too.... |
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