Jonathan Michaels
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on May 4, 2020 18:36:46 GMT -5
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Post by Zombie Mod on May 4, 2020 18:42:16 GMT -5
but how will he run in that movie?
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Post by Deleted on May 4, 2020 18:44:50 GMT -5
Um Mr Cruise...guessing you have not thought this one through.
Unless this is a movie about a bouncy castle then please go on.
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Post by Fade on May 4, 2020 18:47:31 GMT -5
Zany as it sounds, feels like the novelty of being shot in space would draw.
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Post by wildojinx on May 4, 2020 18:48:26 GMT -5
So we're getting closer and closer to Vince McMahon's dream of having Wrestlemania on the moon.
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Post by Perd on May 4, 2020 18:48:35 GMT -5
Anything to get closer to Lord Xenu.
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Post by James Fabiano on May 4, 2020 18:54:31 GMT -5
And on a day when we learned that Nicolas Cage will play Joe Exotic, and Gary Busey is hosting a new series!
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on May 4, 2020 19:42:09 GMT -5
That crazy bastard will do it.
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Post by Sponsored by Groose Wipes on May 4, 2020 19:55:51 GMT -5
He just wants to shoot a movie to the one place not corrupted by capitalism.
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on May 4, 2020 19:56:13 GMT -5
I feel like every few years we hear that Elon Musk is going to send some A-Listers into space and I don't think he's sent one yet.
So do it, coward. You won't. Send Tom Cruise into space, chicken.
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Post by Push R Truth on May 4, 2020 21:16:47 GMT -5
The first full movie in space is going to be a porno. Probably already exists on the ISS.
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Post by jimmyjackezekiel on May 4, 2020 21:39:21 GMT -5
Tom Cruise wants to do a lot of things.
Mostly gu- *Gets slapped with a giant sign reading DEFAMATION LAWSUIT!*
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Post by jimmyjackezekiel on May 4, 2020 21:45:48 GMT -5
but how will he run in that movie? In space. No one can hear your repressed thoughts. |
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Post by schizo on May 4, 2020 21:48:39 GMT -5
f***ing do it!
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Jonathan Michaels
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on May 4, 2020 22:13:42 GMT -5
Tom Cruise wants to do a lot of things. Mostly gu- *Gets slapped with a giant sign reading DEFAMATION LAWSUIT!* Man, if Cruise really was gay, wouldn’t SOMEONE have bragged about sleeping with him by now? |
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Post by badkarma on May 4, 2020 22:50:32 GMT -5
but how will he run in that movie? Simple, he'll just run out of air. |
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Post by Celexa Bliss 54 on May 4, 2020 23:09:45 GMT -5
Am I really the first person to mention the ending of 201? Cause that's where this is going, folks.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on May 5, 2020 8:11:11 GMT -5
Tom Cruise wants to do a lot of things. Mostly gu- *Gets slapped with a giant sign reading DEFAMATION LAWSUIT!* Man, if Cruise really was gay, wouldn’t SOMEONE have bragged about sleeping with him by now? As litigious as Scientology is, they'd be sued into oblivion. |
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Post by Deleted on May 5, 2020 8:15:27 GMT -5
What a coincidence - I've always wanted to see Tom Cruise shoot out of a cannon & into space.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on May 5, 2020 8:31:45 GMT -5
Eh I still like Cruise the movie star. He pretty consistently makes entertaining movies (some misses but way more hits), him being nutty in real life doesn't much affect that.
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