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Post by I'm Team Bayley and Indi on Jun 10, 2020 7:18:08 GMT -5
"Okay, Marry, F***, Kill: Alvin, Simon, Theodore?" "...is this something that you think fans would-" "Just answer the damn question!" that's a ridiculous question the answer is obviously marry Simon, f*** Alvin, kill Theodore
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Post by Deleted on Jun 10, 2020 7:25:22 GMT -5
"Okay, Marry, F***, Kill: Alvin, Simon, Theodore?" "...is this something that you think fans would-" "Just answer the damn question!" that's a ridiculous question the answer is obviously marry Simon, f*** Alvin, kill Theodore Who wants to hear Alvin's voice during sex? I would kill him and f*** Theodore. You're right about marrying Simon though, he would probably make a lot of money and treat you good.
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Post by Shy Guy on Jun 10, 2020 7:47:19 GMT -5
that's a ridiculous question the answer is obviously marry Simon, f*** Alvin, kill Theodore Who wants to hear Alvin's voice during sex? I would kill him and f*** Theodore. You're right about marrying Simon though, he would probably make a lot of money and treat you good. My co-worker sent me this exact MFK a few months ago.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Jun 10, 2020 8:13:29 GMT -5
Did anything funny happen during your first sexual experience
"Well I had sex with a mime. He got trapped inside a box.
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Post by camphor #BLM on Jun 10, 2020 8:27:16 GMT -5
I like the joke theme of subverting these questions.
Q: "Did anything funny happen during your first sexual experience?"
A: "I don't know, but I know that during John Laurinaitis's first sexual experience, the Jerk Store called and said they were runnin' out of my Fitness Model magazines!"
[/it's a smart joke and it will find a smart audience]
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Post by jason1980s on Jun 10, 2020 8:54:34 GMT -5
Just one more thing that shows that if WWE were thought of to be a real business like a retail store, big box hardware store, restaurant, grocery store that they would be out of business long ago. I'm sure the ladies were uncomfortable as hell with those questions but had to depend on the potential money from a contract. No way questions like that are appropriate for a job interview.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Jun 10, 2020 9:36:09 GMT -5
"Okay, Marry, F***, Kill: Alvin, Simon, Theodore?" "...is this something that you think fans would-" "Just answer the damn question!" 'Dammit if they don't want to f*** Theodore send them back to OVW.'
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Post by Kyle Butler on Jun 10, 2020 13:01:29 GMT -5
One important point I think might have some people confused: these aren't audition questions. These were published on WWE.com featuring the chosen contestants after the process had been finished. A Google search pulls up some intentionaly-bocked WWE.com links, but this one is still up and shows at the top where it says "WWE.com has caught up with all eight Diva Search Contestants and asked them 20 questions." These weren't screening questions, this was a website feature for the already-picked women meant to hype people up the week before the contest officially started. EDIT: This one is particularly f***ing gross WWE.com: If you could, what would you change about your body? J.T. Tinney: I'd make my butt bigger. “J.T. Titty!”
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Post by Pushed to the Moon on Jun 10, 2020 13:06:47 GMT -5
I want Cole to ask these to Brock in a serious sit down interview.
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Post by thegame415 on Jun 10, 2020 13:50:11 GMT -5
Must've been for a homework assignment.
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Post by adamclark52 on Jun 10, 2020 18:18:43 GMT -5
Who the hell is Erica Cheviller?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 11, 2020 5:59:38 GMT -5
Did anything funny happen during your first sexual experience "Well I had sex with a mime. He got trapped inside a box. If a mime acts like he's putting on an invisible condom, is it still safe sex?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Jun 11, 2020 6:11:53 GMT -5
I'm just going to go ahead and imagine that ALL WWE employees were asked these questions during their job applications. WWE.com: Where is your favorite place to have sex? Glen Jacobs: Definitely not in a funeral parlor if that's what you're suggesting! WWE.com: Did anything funny happen during your first sexual experience? Glen Jacobs: Look, I swear she was alive when we started, okay!? I just spit my drink everywhere. Well done
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jun 11, 2020 15:06:12 GMT -5
Did anything funny happen during your first sexual experience?
Maryse: "Ze guy couldn't get ze condom wrapper open so we used Saran wrap instead"
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jun 11, 2020 15:11:52 GMT -5
I want Cole to ask these to Brock in a serious sit down interview. I think it would go like this for Cole:
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Jun 12, 2020 15:34:51 GMT -5
I want Cole to ask these to Brock in a serious sit down interview. I think it would go like this for Cole: Fixed.
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Jun 12, 2020 19:10:27 GMT -5
Did anything funny happen during your first sexual experience? Maryse: "Ze guy couldn't get ze condom wrapper open so we used Saran wrap instead" Roses are red Violets are blue If you don’t have a condom Saran Wrap will do.
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