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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jan 9, 2021 12:37:10 GMT -5
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jan 9, 2021 17:58:37 GMT -5
Almost went with Fantasy Island because f*** Blumhouse oh so very much, but went Mulan because f*** everything about and around that film oh so very much.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 9, 2021 18:12:30 GMT -5
I went with Dolittle based off of actual film consistence. Granted, I haven't seen most of these and yeah, I probably would've voted for Mulan based off of the outcry that the movie had caused, but the award should be for the actual movie and not the dumpster fire around it. And wooo boy, Dolittle looks like it just had NOTHING of value whatsoever. This is what RDJ goes for coming off of Tony F***IN' Stark and Avengers Endgame? A family picture with CGI talking animals?
Val said it best to him in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (language warning here)
Sorry, went off the rails there. Continue.
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Post by bob on Jan 9, 2021 18:17:36 GMT -5
I'm going with Corona Zombies because it's a disgusting cash grab and incredibly disrespectful to everyone who has suffered from COVID-19 or worse from the pandemic
Charles Brand everyone else involved in that film should be ashamed of themselves
there's also a sequel out to this pile of trash
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jan 9, 2021 18:33:46 GMT -5
I'm going with Corona Zombies because it's a disgusting cash grab and incredibly disrespectful to everyone who has suffered from COVID-19 or worse from the pandemic Charles Brand everyone else involved in that film should be ashamed of themselves there's also a sequel out to this pile of trash Oh I know there is a sequel and while not worse, not worth nominating. |
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Post by Duke Cameron on Jan 10, 2021 15:56:34 GMT -5
To be fair to The New Mutants, The Demon Bear was a significant villain in the The New Mutants comic.
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Post by Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie on Jan 10, 2021 16:14:47 GMT -5
thankfully the only one i saw was ... DOOLITTLE
and even with the monstrous amount of dubbing
it wasn't that bad
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jan 10, 2021 21:25:34 GMT -5
To be fair to The New Mutants, The Demon Bear was a significant villain in the The New Mutants comic. Oh I know, it's just how bad the Demon Bear was executed |
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Post by Push R Truth on Jan 11, 2021 9:17:16 GMT -5
Almost went with Fantasy Island because f*** Blumhouse oh so very much, but went Mulan because f*** everything about and around that film oh so very much. I had to vote for Mulan because even when you see all the shitty things behind the scenes there is one massive glaring issue on the screen: Mulan only succeeded because MAGIC. Not because of her bravery, or intelligence or resilience. Nope, Mulan only wins because magic so f@!# you. It feels like it purposely cuts the knees out from under the entire premise of the story. |
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Post by Tenshigure on Jan 11, 2021 9:41:26 GMT -5
In the spirit of the name of the award, I HAD to cast for Artemis Fowl. Holy SHIT is that crap the exact opposite of everything that makes that series as beloved as it is.
Worse, even if you've never read the books before and just watched the movie, it's still just bad as a standalone feature. But man, at least the Super Mario Brothers movie had charm to it; this straight-up butchered characters for no reason whatsoever.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jan 13, 2021 12:06:30 GMT -5
2 and a half days left
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Jan 13, 2021 12:08:25 GMT -5
They remade Castle Freak!! I don't want to know how bad or good that may have been. I voted Elvis because why not  |
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