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Post by Natural Born Farmer on Jan 19, 2021 20:23:57 GMT -5
Whoa! With how little dude seems to enjoy talking about anything not strictly related to his career, this sounds like a must read.
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ASYLUMHAUSEN
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Jan 19, 2021 20:43:31 GMT -5
If the cover isn’t that picture of him from Barnett’s thing where he’s in his fear with the bottle of Jack while workin on a heater I’m gonna be disappointed
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Post by Loser troll. Please ban me on Jan 19, 2021 23:48:45 GMT -5
Chapter 14: How I tamed the local population of raccoons.
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Post by Super Duper Dragunov on Jan 20, 2021 8:33:28 GMT -5
Opening chapter is presumably titled 'My mom loved pussy and drugs and that was the only thing we had in common' hey, my Mom too!
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Fade
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Post by Fade on Jan 20, 2021 11:09:25 GMT -5
If the cover isn’t that picture of him from Barnett’s thing where he’s in his fear with the bottle of Jack while workin on a heater I’m gonna be disappointed It’s recent but this is so god damn iconic I’d legit like it as the cover. Also not against this Chapter 14: How I tamed the local population of raccoons. Jon Moxley or: How I learned to stop worrying and share my meat with the raccoons.
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Jan 20, 2021 11:26:00 GMT -5
Smoking Mox with a bottle of Jack is the book's "About The Author" picture.
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Lupin the Third
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Post by Lupin the Third on Jan 20, 2021 11:35:55 GMT -5
I want a chapter about his wonderful relationship with his wife Renee. Title it "Love is like a German Suplex."
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Post by MrElijah on Jan 20, 2021 13:34:23 GMT -5
Chapter 12: Shooter, Suzuki & Strong Style.
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Post by Cyno on Jan 20, 2021 14:27:55 GMT -5
There needs to be at least one mention of the Titty Master sign.
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Post by edgestar on Jan 20, 2021 15:42:29 GMT -5
Smoking Mox with a bottle of Jack is the book's "About The Author" picture. "About The Foreword Writer": She has both the unisex and women's "unstable" Dean Ambrose shirts, and since she likes cooking, she will be getting Renee's cookbook. And putting their kid through college.
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Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Jan 20, 2021 15:52:56 GMT -5
I really hope there's a chapter about that time he got drunk while in a Bear Suit and ranted about how little Mike Quackebush paid talent.
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Post by GuyOfOwnage on Jan 20, 2021 16:33:53 GMT -5
Honestly, he's always just struck me as an introvert and kind of socially awkward in one-on-one situations. But miserable? Nah, he loves his fans.
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Post by jason1980s on Jan 21, 2021 10:56:02 GMT -5
He's going through the motions in those last two pictures. Maybe not miserable but definitely not being over friendly. My definition of a miserable person is his face in almost any free fan photo op you see and even in some paid.
He's going through the motions because he's being paid to. If a paying customer were at a retail store or job and saw someone stone faced like he looks in many of the photos I've seen they would probably take their business elsewhere, avoid that employee in the future or even complain to a manager. But Dean keeps getting cheered because the fans are such big fans of his, they let it go.
On the google image search of "Dean Ambrose photo with fan" I did find quite a few and granted some look like random meets at free places and those seem to be his unhappiest but the paid signing photos don't exactly make him look like he loves the fans.
I'll give him credit for doing the free photos but he looks like he'd rather be anywhere else. Lastly, here is a portion of an interview done with gamespot.com where he says "I hate having my picture taken in general. And if I’m not allowing it… and it’s just gotten worse over time. I don’t understand pictures at airports. And I hate the word selfie. Any man that uses it needs to reevaluate a lot of their life." Really a nice guy there. I'm sure a lot of these men bought his merchandise and were actually big fans and luckily for them they may never know what he thinks of them. The only wrestlers who look unfriendlier in photo about than Ambrose from what I've seen are Brodus Clay and Alberto Del Rio.
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Post by Bobeddy on Jan 21, 2021 11:35:25 GMT -5
"I hate having my picture taken in general. And if I’m not allowing it… and it’s just gotten worse over time. I don’t understand pictures at airports. And I hate the word selfie. Any man that uses it needs to reevaluate a lot of their life." Really a nice guy there. I'm sure a lot of these men bought his merchandise and were actually big fans and luckily for them they may never know what he thinks of them. The only wrestlers who look unfriendlier in photo about than Ambrose from what I've seen are Brodus Clay and Alberto Del Rio. If the guy hates having his picture taken he's under no obligation to have it take unless he's at some sort of contracted paid event. I've seen Jake the Snake at a Denny's, Shawn Michaels at an airport and Kevin Owens at a theme park. I'm massive fans of all those guys, watched them for years and bought their merch but I didn't feel the need to 'politely' hover around them like I could see others doing waiting to swoop in and ask for a pic. If I was to do anything I'd stop, say hello and thank them for all the enjoyment they've given me. Then if they offered a photo then sure maybe, but otherwise no way would I ever presume to ask. I wouldn't ask a stranger on the street could I get a photo with them and ultimately that's what wrestlers are to fans, strangers.
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Post by JIMBOB on Jan 21, 2021 14:22:47 GMT -5
The title should be “From Dumpsters to Dynamite”. 🙂
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Post by Celexa Bliss 54 on Jan 29, 2021 19:20:50 GMT -5
He's calling it "How To Make Friends and Influence Raccoons", right?
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Post by SAJ Forth on Jan 30, 2021 15:43:40 GMT -5
Will buy this. But am wondering if he'll reveal the exact line Vince wanted him to say in the Rollins feud.
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Post by schiavonecuckscole on Jan 30, 2021 18:11:42 GMT -5
Is drawing pictures on the walls of your cardboard box really considered Writing A Book?
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Post by y4j1981 on Jan 30, 2021 19:02:12 GMT -5
He's going through the motions in those last two pictures. Maybe not miserable but definitely not being over friendly. My definition of a miserable person is his face in almost any free fan photo op you see and even in some paid. He's going through the motions because he's being paid to. If a paying customer were at a retail store or job and saw someone stone faced like he looks in many of the photos I've seen they would probably take their business elsewhere, avoid that employee in the future or even complain to a manager. But Dean keeps getting cheered because the fans are such big fans of his, they let it go. On the google image search of "Dean Ambrose photo with fan" I did find quite a few and granted some look like random meets at free places and those seem to be his unhappiest but the paid signing photos don't exactly make him look like he loves the fans. I'll give him credit for doing the free photos but he looks like he'd rather be anywhere else. Lastly, here is a portion of an interview done with gamespot.com where he says "I hate having my picture taken in general. And if I’m not allowing it… and it’s just gotten worse over time. I don’t understand pictures at airports. And I hate the word selfie. Any man that uses it needs to reevaluate a lot of their life." Really a nice guy there. I'm sure a lot of these men bought his merchandise and were actually big fans and luckily for them they may never know what he thinks of them. The only wrestlers who look unfriendlier in photo about than Ambrose from what I've seen are Brodus Clay and Alberto Del Rio. I kinda understood somewhat in your earlier post but this one just confused me. He says "I hate having my picture taken in general." and thats a problem? You say he seems to be 'going through the motions in his pictures'. Well...yea! However I dont see it I think thats just how your looking at it. But if he doesn't like his photo taken of course some are going to be awkward. But I am really having a hard time understanding why thats an issue where you would dislike a guy for it. People use to say Johnny Carson would through parties at his house but would just stand in the corner alone with everyone there. Some people can be very open and charismatic on TV or such but can still be social awkward in groups or everyday life
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Post by bob on Jan 30, 2021 21:07:36 GMT -5
Chapter 1: How To Live in a Dumpster with an Army of Rabid Racoons
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