Let's say you're Miss Frizzle

[TWERKIN' MAGGLE]

Let's say you're Miss Frizzle, sociopath sorcerer. You have taken your students on a long bus and crammed yourself down Arnold's throat. As you traverse Arnold's innards, you and your students are attacked by white blood cells because you are a foreign entity inside this child's body. As it turns out, the bus's defenses are not capable of turning back the white blood cells and you are left with two options.

You expand the bus, saving yourself and the children, but undoubtedly exploding Arnold.

Or.

You go down with the ship, dying with the majority of your class, but avoiding the public shame of exploding a child.

What do you do?

[thechase]

Please let this be a moral dilemma
With the Friz? No way.

[Cyno]

The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.

Time to get a cleanup crew to Arnold's house.

[Celexa Bliss 54]

Save the class, at the cost of a Debbie Downer? Sure, why not?

[TWERKIN' MAGGLE]

Bad times for Arnold

[jimmyjackezekiel]

I never liked Arnold, so yeah he's going Katie Kaboom.

[Rumble McSkirmish]

Gee we never had to face moral dilemmas like this at my old school.

[A Platypus Rave]

I am now imagining the students staring wide eyed as the bus is covered in exploded Arnold... only for the silence to broken by a terrible pun from Carlos... and then the world continues as normal >_>

[Paul]

Mar 20, 2021 23:30:31 GMT -5 A Platypus Rave said:

I am now imagining the students staring wide eyed as the bus is covered in exploded Arnold... only for the silence to broken by a terrible pun from Carlos... and then the world continues as normal >_>

Bonus if the teacher hits the button to turn on the bus windshield wipers to clean the mess off the front window so they can see out it again.

[Celexa Bliss 54]

This thread just provided me with the laughs I needed before I start work lol

[Lupin the Third]

Couldn't the bus just outrun the White Blood cells?

Or does that count as a defense?

[TWERKIN' MAGGLE]

Mar 21, 2021 10:39:49 GMT -5 Lupin the Third said:

Couldn't the bus just outrun the White Blood cells?

Or does that count as a defense?

Running's for bitches.

Be a man and explode that Chuckie Finster-like child.

[Cyno]

Ralphie, you've got a piece of Arnold on your cap.

[chazraps]

Imagine sacrificing Arnold with the bus covered in remnants of blood and bone, only for the field trip next week for it to get BAKED INTO A PIE! ON THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS!

[Sir Woodrow]

"Where's Arnold?"

"Oh he went to pieces over our last field trip!"

[Celexa Bliss 54]

Mar 21, 2021 14:11:54 GMT -5 Cyno said:

Ralphie, you've got a piece of Arnold on your cap.

Curiously, they also went inside Ralphie one time. Actually, the first of the books I ever read was them going inside Arnold, while the first episode I ever saw was them going inside Ralphie.

[Cyno]

Mar 20, 2021 23:30:31 GMT -5 A Platypus Rave said:

I am now imagining the students staring wide eyed as the bus is covered in exploded Arnold... only for the silence to broken by a terrible pun from Carlos... and then the world continues as normal >_>

"Arnold had a real blast on our last trip!"

"CAAAAAR-LOOOOS!"

[edgestar]

You're Miss Frizzle

[Lupin the Third]

Mar 21, 2021 14:04:18 GMT -5 TWERKIN' MAGGLE said:

Mar 21, 2021 10:39:49 GMT -5 Lupin the Third said:

Couldn't the bus just outrun the White Blood cells?

Or does that count as a defense?

Running's for bitches.

Be a man and explode that Chuckie Finster-like child.

I shouldn't have laughed as hard as I did to that response.

[TWERKIN' MAGGLE]

Mar 21, 2021 15:39:54 GMT -5 edgestar said:

You're Miss Frizzle

NO U