Local man gets his dick lit on fire, can Mr. Weed Whack help

[Georgina's Fancy Water]

I...I don't think he can

[Captain Stud Muffin (BLM)]

[Mozenrath]

I don't know what I expected.

This is up there with one of the dumbest spots I've ever seen devised.

[Alice Syndrome]

Oh for god's sake, ALWAYS have a fire extinguisher handy for a fire spot

[pinja]

Local man set on fire - so this is how Kane came to be. 8|

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I’m so happy Indy wrestling is back

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May 15, 2021 13:32:09 GMT -5 @uppitynerd said:

I’m so happy Indy wrestling is back

In Pog form?

[67 more]

I can only hope he had something fire retardant underneath, but I know the answer is probably not

[EoE: Well There's Your Problem]

Thread title makes me want this done as a silent movie, ala “Abyss has created a dangerous pit”.

[Georgina's Fancy Water]

May 15, 2021 13:50:18 GMT -5 EoE: Well There's Your Problem said:

Thread title makes me want this done as a silent movie, ala “Abyss has created a dangerous pit”.

I think about Nigel falling in a hole every time the phrase "can _____ be of any help?" even vaguely comes up. 

[thirteen3]

Runs right into the audience where there is a kid.

Wrestling...yay.

[Ultra Magnus Black]

I question the sanity of anyone willing to become a eunuch for the sake of popping a crowd of what looks like 30-40 people at most. This is undoubtedly the stupidest spot ever devised in wrestling & I feel like even Steve-O & Johnny Knoxville would look at this and think ‘too far’.... I sincerely hope the guy is OK.

[Wieners=$$$]

May 15, 2021 14:33:37 GMT -5 Ultra Magnus Black said:

I question the sanity of anyone willing to become a eunuch for the sake of popping a crowd of what looks like 30-40 people at most. This is undoubtedly the stupidest spot ever devised in wrestling & I feel like even Steve-O & Johnny Knoxville would look at this and think ‘too far’.... I sincerely hope the guy is OK.

The fact that he just lays there and watches for a decent flame... just, why?

You better believe if this idiot came running at me in the crowd with a flaming dick, he's getting kicked in the junk, and I'll stomp that shit out good for him.

[Georgina's Fancy Water]

May 15, 2021 13:47:24 GMT -5 67 more said:

I can only hope he had something fire retardant underneath, but I know the answer is probably not

Probably not indeed 

[Brood Lone Wolf Funker]

Thankfully Tazz was not there to see what happened to this guy's bawls

[KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!!]

Can we stop giving Joey Janela ideas for how to kill himself?

[Allie Kitsune]

This is why the aliens will never come to our planet.

[Can you afford to pay me, Gah]

[The Ichi]

"You don't have the f***ing balls Eric!"

"He's the one that's not gonna have any f***ing balls"

I did enjoy that exchange.

[This Player Hating Mothman]

Damn, so that's what Danzig's been up to lately?