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Post by saneiac on Jan 26, 2022 14:33:14 GMT -5
Final 2 are Vince and HHH. After the two go back and forth for 40 minutes, HHH attacks Vince with his sledge hammer. Vince counters by attacking HHH with his egg. The referee announces that they are both disqualified, and the Rumble has no winner this year. |
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Post by john84 on Jan 26, 2022 14:42:17 GMT -5
Final 2 are Vince and HHH. After the two go back and forth for 40 minutes, HHH attacks Vince with his sledge hammer. Vince counters by attacking HHH with his egg. The referee announces that they are both disqualified, and the Rumble has no winner this year. And XPac comes out with a mic with a look on his face that says ''mind blown'' and proclaims ''HOW THE f*** DO YOU HAVE A NON WINNER AT A ROYAL RUMBLE?'' |
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Post by Wieners=$$$ on Jan 26, 2022 14:44:39 GMT -5
Final 2 are Vince and HHH. After the two go back and forth for 40 minutes, HHH attacks Vince with his sledge hammer. Vince counters by attacking HHH with his egg. The referee announces that they are both disqualified, and the Rumble has no winner this year. EDIT Uh, I mean, never mind! Nothing to see here. Tune in when WWE, in conjunction with the Saudi Arabian government, presents a Premium Live Event Elimination Chamber where these two titans, Goldberg, Michaels, a returning Undertaker and what the hell, Ric Flair, are all locked in the Chamber, to decide who main events night one of Wrestlemania! |
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Post by thehottag on Jan 26, 2022 14:50:48 GMT -5
They'd go meta with it and claim how Vince took HHH's baby away. How Vince thinks HHH failed him. This is HHH's chance at redemption for NXT. Then Vince wins. |
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jan 26, 2022 16:03:50 GMT -5
The Warlord enters the men's Rumble and wins. Warlord vs. Brock Lesnar at Wrestlemania
Joe Gacy enters the women's Rumble and wins it. Joe Gacy vs. Becky Lynch at Wrestlemania.
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Post by Vampiro138 on Jan 26, 2022 16:21:12 GMT -5
both rumbles do the spot of the ring is empty so whoever draws number 30 is instantly the winner, they just need to step into the ring, however, they do a injury angle where on their way to the ring they trip and break something, and the ref holds up the X sign, so both rumbles end in a no contest...Also the mens Rumble starts with R Truth drawing number 1 and throwing the ring announcer over the top rope caus he thinks he drew a higher number and thought the ring announcer was in the match.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 26, 2022 16:40:45 GMT -5
Charlotte Flair wins.
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Post by carp (SPC, Itoh Respect Army) on Jan 26, 2022 16:45:16 GMT -5
Why? They'll just do it for us.
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Post by chazraps on Jan 26, 2022 16:46:25 GMT -5
The entire show is just the number 30 in white in front of a black background for four hours, with the audio solely being of the fans in attendance anticipating wrestling getting restless at no wrestling, promos or entertainment of any sort happening without explanation and then the volume of the crowd gradually getting softer until the silence from everyone leaving.
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Post by Wieners=$$$ on Jan 26, 2022 16:49:27 GMT -5
2022 Women's Royal Rumble: Fan Participation
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Post by saneiac on Jan 26, 2022 18:41:15 GMT -5
Naomi wins the women's Rumble, only for Sonya to arrive and announce that there is a 31st entrant FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER! A unidentifiable masked woman in heavy voluminous robes enters the ring. Naomi runs at her and attempts a cross body, the woman ducks, and Naomi flies over the top rope. The mystery woman is the winner! She does not unmask at the Rumble, leaving the announce team to speculate who she is for the rest of the night.
By the time Monday Night RAW begins, Vince has changed his mind and decided he doesn't like this storyline. She doesn't appear on RAW, and none of this is ever mentioned again.
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Post by john84 on Jan 26, 2022 18:44:36 GMT -5
Rumble starts and instead of having a one-on-one match for his Universal title, Roman has to face 20 opponents one-by-one in a gauntlet style match. He spears each of them one-by-one, not even bothering to pin some of them as he retains his title in less than 5 minutes.
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Post by fw91 on Jan 26, 2022 19:36:53 GMT -5
Lashley beats Lesnar. Lesnar then enters at Number 30 and wins the Men's Rumble! I’d actually say this is the most likely scenario going into Saturday |
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Post by RadcapRadsley on Jan 26, 2022 19:43:42 GMT -5
WWE are all in on NXT 2.0 dominance to salvage Vince's decisions but instead of Bron Breaker and Gunther f2 it's the Creed Brothers, and on the womens side it's a Toxic Attraction f3 but instead of Mandy winning the Marty Janetty of the trio Jacy Jayne is the winner.
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Post by XaviersSS2015hair on Jan 26, 2022 21:39:55 GMT -5
"Book the 2022 Royal Rumble in a terrible manner!"
Don't worry, WWE will!
If it's one thing I've learned from watching WWE the last 15 years or so is, WWE will ALWAYS do what NOBODY but Vince and his flunkies want to see.
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Jan 26, 2022 21:59:03 GMT -5
Curtis Axel enters from underneath the ring after the last man exits the ring and is declared the winner since he never was technically eliminated from the 2015 rumble….
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Post by facethatrunstheplace on Jan 26, 2022 22:09:19 GMT -5
Final 2 are Vince and HHH. Final 3 are The Great Khali, Omos, and Commander Azeez. |
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Post by Wieners=$$$ on Jan 26, 2022 22:18:06 GMT -5
Final 2 are Vince and HHH. Final 3 are The Great Khali, Omos, and Commander Azeez. PAT: I haven't heard an audible groan that loud since I said "I do," Cole. |
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Post by CubsFan71 on Jan 26, 2022 23:50:47 GMT -5
Alberto Del Rio returns & works with Sheamus to eliminate everyone else. They both hit the floor at the same time and Adam Pearce comes out to announce that they will wrestle a best of 7 series starting immediately. The first six matches are booked 50/50 as 10 minute TV matches & the seventh goes to a double countout. Pearce comes back out & announces that another best of 7 will start immediately... Bro... I need to know if Adam Pearce tore his quads here or not Somehow Pearce will tear Vince’s quads. Also I couldn’t book the rumble any worse than it’ll already be booked |
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Post by CeilingFan on Jan 27, 2022 5:29:14 GMT -5
Miz and Maryse beat Edge and Beth Phoenix after Maryse hits Beth with a brick again. Men's Rumble is won by Johnny Knoxville, who challenges Reigns at WrestleMania. Women's Rumble is won by Charlotte. Rousey comes out, and a Mania title match with her and Charlotte is confirmed. That is terrible, but I love it! |
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