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Post by CeilingFan on Jan 26, 2022 11:08:01 GMT -5
Doudrop beats Becky Lynch cleanly.
Lashley beats Lesnar. Lesnar then enters at Number 30 and wins the Men's Rumble!
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Post by eJm on Jan 26, 2022 11:08:25 GMT -5
Royal Rumble 2015 Part Two!
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Jan 26, 2022 11:26:36 GMT -5
Royal Rumble 2015 Part Two! Roman Reigns enters the Rumble and wins.
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Post by Wieners=$$$ on Jan 26, 2022 11:32:42 GMT -5
Final 2 are Vince and HHH.
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Post by Zombie Mod is not a ghoul. on Jan 26, 2022 11:38:30 GMT -5
Brock enters #1 and f5's every single entrant out in seconds for both rumble matches, when asked why he was in both rumbles "to make sure I won" is the only answer he gives before challenging for the 24/7 & nxt championships at mania.
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Post by sportatorium on Jan 26, 2022 12:21:46 GMT -5
Alberto Del Rio returns & works with Sheamus to eliminate everyone else. They both hit the floor at the same time and Adam Pearce comes out to announce that they will wrestle a best of 7 series starting immediately. The first six matches are booked 50/50 as 10 minute TV matches & the seventh goes to a double countout. Pearce comes back out & announces that another best of 7 will start immediately...
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Post by CeilingFan on Jan 26, 2022 12:28:26 GMT -5
Charlotte eliminates Bianca Belair to win the Rumble.
She then announces Ronda Rousey as her WrestleMania opponent.
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Post by The Rick Jericho on Jan 26, 2022 12:38:35 GMT -5
Ronda wins.
Challenges Brock Lesnar.
Ronda Rousey vs. Brock Lesnar for the WWE Championship at Wrestlemania.
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Post by chronocross on Jan 26, 2022 12:53:54 GMT -5
Madcap Moss and Happy Corbin are co-winners when they both hit the floor at the same time, they both get title shots at Mania against Roman Reigns and Brock Lesnar.
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Post by MrElijah on Jan 26, 2022 12:59:46 GMT -5
-Dudrop lays down for Becky. Afterwards she talks about how did she make all the people with "Yhe Stroke" happy, then Mickie James runs in and El Kabongs her that she has ALL the Stroke "right here", referring to her crotch.
-MVP & Bobby threatens to not follow any scripts and say Lesnar will be beaten back to Bellator.
-Alpha Academy beats RKBro in an excellent match.
-Edge and Beth forfeit the match......to have a foursome with Miz and Mizs and Maryse. An later cut during the Rumble with Beth wearing a strap on and the Miz wearing a ballgag.
-Pinfalls are allowed to eliminate people in the Men's Rumble. Johnny Knoxville wins.
-Io Shirai wins the Women's Rumble and is awarded the Knockout and SDL Women's World Championships. Pat on commentary says that wrestling has a Women's champion that needs no doctorate.
-Roman and Seth have an excellent match that ends in a double pin. On Raw It's announced that they're Co-Universal Champions. Knoxville announced he's cashing in his WM Title shot face them both that night and thanks to Big E, pins Roman to win the Universal Championship.
-Lashley wins the smash mouth WWE Title match but then awards the belt to MVP and now he's the new World Champion!
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Post by john84 on Jan 26, 2022 13:10:38 GMT -5
- Piper v Becky - Two make their entrance, both start squaring up when Becky pokes her in the chest and Piper takes that massive Kevin Nash esc bump and Becky covers her for the three leaving with the title.
- Roman and Seth are about to square up when they pause in the middle of the ring, laugh and do the SHIELD shake to reform SHIELD for the 10000th time.
- Hulk Hogan returns and wins the Rumble
- Edge/Phoenix and Miz/Maryse is in full swing, Miz has Edge in the figure-4-lock when red ''blood'' pours from the ceiling and Edge is ''motionless'' and Beth becomes ''motionless'' when some of it gets onto her but Miz and Maryse are fine as they cover Edge and Phoenix for the win.
- Ronda returns as number one and eliminates everybody, yes everybody, to win the Rumble and points to the sign like 10000 times
- Alpha Academy v RKBRO - Orton turns on Riddle before match by RKoing him and leaving, smashing the scooter up as he goes and shaving during a backstage interview
- Io enters the rumble with a name change, Poppy Sailor! and is eliminated within seconds by the all-conquering Ronda
- Lashley beats Brock but then lies down and Heyman becomes your new WWE Champion!
- Alberto Del Rio returns and wins the U.S. Championship again
- Boa makes an appearance and wins the I.C. Championship
- I think that's the worst booking I can think of for Rumble for now
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Post by dbrussel on Jan 26, 2022 13:18:35 GMT -5
Alberto Del Rio returns & works with Sheamus to eliminate everyone else. They both hit the floor at the same time and Adam Pearce comes out to announce that they will wrestle a best of 7 series starting immediately. The first six matches are booked 50/50 as 10 minute TV matches & the seventh goes to a double countout. Pearce comes back out & announces that another best of 7 will start immediately... Bro... I need to know if Adam Pearce tore his quads here or not
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Post by Push R Truth on Jan 26, 2022 13:20:54 GMT -5
Rey Mystero comes out at 30 after the crowd has been lustfully chanting for somebody else.
That was some powerful heel heat. I'm not sure how I'd book a Rumble to get hate like that today. Not sure the crowd gives enough of a shit right now about anybody to make that level of heat.
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Post by thehottag on Jan 26, 2022 13:23:24 GMT -5
Reigns retains his title in a 10 second squash.
In the men's Rumble, numbers 28 & 29 eliminate each other, leaving the ring empty. As the clock counts down, number 30 is revealed to be.. Roman Reigns, who wins by default. Reigns then challenges himself at Wrestlemania.
Stephanie McMahon comes out at number 1, eliminates every opponent immediately, & goes the distance. Commentators gush over how she invented feminism & women as a whole.
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Post by sabretooth on Jan 26, 2022 13:25:59 GMT -5
Ed Leslie enters as each of his characters, with full entrance.
Then ummm, Bill Superstah Dundee wins the thing.
The end.
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Post by john84 on Jan 26, 2022 13:26:44 GMT -5
Just thought of another one.
Charlotte is in a title match for the SmackDown Women's Championship and is dominating Bianca when she is distracted by Alexa, whilst she, the referee being knocked out a few minutes earlier, is distracted by Alexa, Bianca sneaks up with a Cattle Prod and uses it on her three times before handing it back to Alexa and kneeling before Alexa before pinning Charlotte with referee conveniently waking up enough to do the three-count and Bianca is your new SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S CHAMPION!
The lights go out and Alexa and Bianca disappear with an unconscious Charlotte being left with a Lily mask on her face.
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Post by Spider2024 on Jan 26, 2022 13:27:32 GMT -5
Final 2 are Vince and HHH. "TWO Rumble winners who are also former World Champions! What a moment, Pat!"
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Post by Hypnosis on Jan 26, 2022 13:37:00 GMT -5
Miz and Maryse beat Edge and Beth Phoenix after Maryse hits Beth with a brick again.
Men's Rumble is won by Johnny Knoxville, who challenges Reigns at WrestleMania.
Women's Rumble is won by Charlotte. Rousey comes out, and a Mania title match with her and Charlotte is confirmed.
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Post by BRV on Jan 26, 2022 14:17:04 GMT -5
Lashley beats Lesnar. Lesnar then enters at Number 30 and wins the Men's Rumble! I think it’s an entirely realistic scenario that, even if he wins his match with Lashley, Brock Lesnar is entering at 30 and winning the Rumble to set up a title-for-title match with Roman Reigns at WrestleMania. There’s no odds-on favorite to win the Rumble, Lesnar has been randomly inserted into matches and won them for no discernible reason (Money in the Bank 2019), and they haven’t properly blown off the feud between Lesnar and Reigns following the postponed match at Day 1. It’s a horrible booking decision, but it’s the one I’m entering the Rumble thinking is not only realistic, but is likely.
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Post by Wieners=$$$ on Jan 26, 2022 14:19:50 GMT -5
Final 2 are Vince and HHH. "TWO Rumble winners who are also former World Champions! What a moment, Pat!" They'd go meta with it and claim how Vince took HHH's baby away. How Vince thinks HHH failed him. This is HHH's chance at redemption for NXT.
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