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Post by tagteammatchplaya on Jan 27, 2022 10:44:42 GMT -5
Madcap Moss and Happy Corbin are co-winners when they both hit the floor at the same time, they both get title shots at Mania against Roman Reigns and Brock Lesnar. He said Terrible Manner, not Awesome Manner
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Post by Finish Uncle Muffin’s Story on Jan 27, 2022 11:22:35 GMT -5
I'm just going to book the actual match in a shitty way I could see WWE trying to pull off.
#1 - Big E #2 - Kofi Kingston
Big E and Kofi have a nod of respect before going after each other and having a competitive few minutes against each other.
3...2...1...
#3 - King Xavier!
Everyone in the crowd is freaking out because they're realizing they are finally getting the New Day Triple Threat. They have a minute of kind of dramatic looks but no real action.
#4 - The one, the only...Omos.
Omos enters the ring and quickly dispatches Big E, then Kofi, then Xavier without The New Day ever touching. Pat McAfee reaches climax.
Omos then proceeds to quickly eliminate the next 6 participants - Drew McIntyre, AJ Styles, Edge, Kevin Owens, Riddle and Randy Orton
3...2..1...
#11 - BROCK LESNAR! After losing his WWE Title in dubious fashion earlier in the evening to Bobby Lashley, the Beast is here!
Brock Lesnar and Omos then go on an epic tear eliminating a ton of folks -- Rey Mysterio, Angelo Dawkins, Damian Priest, Montez Ford, GUNTHER, Bron Breakker, Ricochet, Carmelo Hayes, Rick Boogz, Dominik Mysterio, Sheamus, Bobby Roode, Dolph Ziggler, Otis, Gable, Cesaro, Finn Balor and Shinsuke Nakamura all gone. At moments where it looks like we'll get a big Brock/Omos showdown, people interfere.
With just one participant left to go in the bout, Omos is dumped over the top without fanfare by Brock Lesnar.
Who is left to face Brock? 3...2...1
THE BIG DOG! ROMAN REIGNS IS ENTERING THE ROYAL RUMBLE! DESPITE DEFEATING SETH ROLLINS EARLIER TONIGHT, HE'S HERE TO TRY AND STOP BROCK LESNAR!
Brock quickly dumps Roman, points at the WrestleMania sign. Brock Lesnar Guy puts his hands on his heads to get on camera like the stupid douche he is and we're all set for the big WrestleMania 31 34 38 main event!
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Post by CeilingFan on Jan 30, 2022 0:19:42 GMT -5
Lashley beats Lesnar. Lesnar then enters at Number 30 and wins the Men's Rumble! I’d actually say this is the most likely scenario going into Saturday IT HAPPENED!
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Post by fw91 on Jan 30, 2022 0:21:07 GMT -5
I’d actually say this is the most likely scenario going into Saturday IT HAPPENED! I don’t want to say “we told you so,” but we told you so! Brock did it with a tear in his eye!
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Jan 30, 2022 0:21:45 GMT -5
Looks like we didnt need to Fantasy Book it to be terrible... they just did it themselves
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Post by Tiger Millionaire on Jan 30, 2022 0:21:51 GMT -5
Can I just copy and paste the entire show in this thread?
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Post by Tiffany Stratton's Daddy on Jan 30, 2022 17:20:12 GMT -5
Lashley beats Lesnar. Lesnar then enters at Number 30 and wins the Men's Rumble! LOL
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jan 30, 2022 17:27:36 GMT -5
Lashley beats Lesnar. Lesnar then enters at Number 30 and wins the Men's Rumble! Oh dear.
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Post by CeilingFan on Jan 30, 2022 17:28:50 GMT -5
Lashley beats Lesnar. Lesnar then enters at Number 30 and wins the Men's Rumble! LOL if only I could predict the numbers for Powerball.....
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