Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
Posts: 39,293
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Post by Push R Truth on Mar 1, 2022 9:21:08 GMT -5
Use my promo time to shill NFTs
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Post by sabretooth on Mar 1, 2022 9:24:37 GMT -5
Change my name to Boo-urns.
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Post by genericusername on Mar 1, 2022 9:31:30 GMT -5
Use my promo time to shill NFTs You sick, twisted monster.
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Post by sportatorium on Mar 1, 2022 14:49:20 GMT -5
I'd wear a gas mask, Bane jacket & get an inoculation on live TV while talking about YOU PEOPLE.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Mar 1, 2022 19:02:59 GMT -5
THE LOCAL SPORTS TEAM SUCKS!
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Dub H
Crow T. Robot
Captain Pixel: the Game Master
I ❤ Aniki
Posts: 47,870
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Post by Dub H on Mar 1, 2022 19:44:35 GMT -5
I commit horrible acts of violence, then make fake apology videos with obvious crocodile tears about how I'm 100% sorry for what I did, and that I promise to be a better person. Im honestly surprised this hasnt been a big story or character in wrestling
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Post by Jumpin' Jesse Walsh on Mar 1, 2022 19:53:52 GMT -5
Loosen the caps on the salt and pepper shakers in catering.
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Mar 1, 2022 20:07:28 GMT -5
Call fans "crybabies" who are running "suck holes".
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Post by The Rick Jericho on Mar 1, 2022 21:17:23 GMT -5
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Post by Ash Kingston on Mar 1, 2022 23:59:57 GMT -5
Take five minutes to come out to the ring, moving as slowly as possible.
Get in the ring for a promo.
Say three words.
Leave just as slowly.
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Post by sunnytaker on Mar 2, 2022 12:43:55 GMT -5
nick khan is my uncle and he fired everyone you liked so he could afford to pay me. (goes out and has a botchtasic 1/10th star match with AJ styles)
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Mar 2, 2022 17:06:21 GMT -5
Every week come out and ask if they wanna see the butt dance
Threatening to do it every week
Never do it
After six months I win my first match by DQ in seconds when the other wrestler finds me so annoying he would rather blast me with a chair and lose
This DQ gets me in the Rumble, where I am eliminated by another heel as I am about to do the dance
I proceed to act like a babyface who this other heel wronged by robbing the fans of the dance, cutting fire promos to dismal reactions
I then lose at Mania in seconds to one of Hunter's younger kids and move to the commentary desk where I rephrase and repeat everything Michael Cole says
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thehottag
Don Corleone
We're here for one reason only: fame, fortune, & the World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Champions!
Posts: 1,668
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Post by thehottag on Mar 2, 2022 17:59:56 GMT -5
Loosen the caps on the salt and pepper shakers in catering. Not gonna lie, I'd boo the hell out of you. I work with someone who leaves all the coffee/tea/sugar lids unscrewed every single day, & it drives me mental.
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Post by genericusername on Mar 2, 2022 18:20:29 GMT -5
nick khan is my uncle and he fired everyone you liked so he could afford to pay me. (goes out and has a botchtasic 1/10th star match with AJ styles) So Erik Watts, but intentionally.
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Deleted Member
Posts: 0
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Post by Deleted on Mar 2, 2022 18:26:44 GMT -5
nick khan is my uncle and he fired everyone you liked so he could afford to pay me. (goes out and has a botchtasic 1/10th star match with AJ styles) Actually I'll do you one better. Say Tony Khan is your uncle and you'll be the biggest heel.
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
Posts: 41,935
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Mar 2, 2022 18:57:03 GMT -5
I’m a Canadian and live in Canada.
All my work is done. I’m a heel.
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Post by ppl591 on Mar 2, 2022 19:08:47 GMT -5
Storytime youtuber. Exaggerate ever story I tell in a promo like Hulk Hogan. But you can easily reference the footage from what I'm talking about.
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CMWaters
Ozymandius
Rolled a Seven, Beat the Ads.
Bald and busy
Posts: 63,082
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Post by CMWaters on Mar 2, 2022 19:12:34 GMT -5
Give a rounding speech making it seem I'm talking up a popular wrestler...
...only to say "To the TRUE genius of everything WWE: KEVIN DUNN!"
It'll look like 80s Puerto Rico wrestling mixed with Bash at the Beach 96 when it's all said and done.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Mar 3, 2022 4:49:36 GMT -5
Pull a Cody and quit.
I’m a top babyface whether the company or the fans want it or not.
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4real
Wade Wilson
Posts: 27,819
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Post by 4real on Mar 3, 2022 5:15:50 GMT -5
Worlds most boring man gimic doing in ring promos about stamp collections, bird watching, train watching, ironing and all other sorts of boring crap.
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