Legion
Fry's dog Seymour
Amy Pond's #1 fan
Hail Hydra!
Posts: 22,849
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Post by Legion on Mar 3, 2022 8:19:44 GMT -5
"Please rise while Legion sings you the Soviet National Anthem"
That would still get a boo in any year, not withstanding current events.
I do have a lovely voice though.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Mar 3, 2022 8:26:12 GMT -5
Worlds most boring man gimic doing in ring promos about stamp collections, bird watching, train watching, ironing and all other sorts of boring crap. This would get mega pops from me, man. I'd be counting the breeds of bird you mentioned like Brock's suplexes
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bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
Posts: 78,421
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Post by bob on Mar 3, 2022 10:12:49 GMT -5
Attack a fan favorite and never explain why
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Post by eJm on Mar 3, 2022 10:46:01 GMT -5
Pull a Cody and quit. I’m a top babyface whether the company or the fans want it or not. Look, man, nobody is going to cheer the Sally neck tattoo and dressing up as Dr. Eggman without realizing the context that puts out isn't doing much for you!
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Bo Rida
Fry's dog Seymour
Pulled one over on everyone. Got away with it, this time.
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Post by Bo Rida on Mar 3, 2022 11:15:54 GMT -5
Step 1: Fluke win battle royale for title shot Step 2: Win challenge that gets me to choose stipulation Step 3: Choose Bra and panties match Step 4: Reveal Brock's thonged ass to the world to become champion
Continue exploiting ridiculous match types and precedents still in the rulebook. Talk about how I exposed the beast at every opportunity.
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Post by ISO Mid Thigh Pull on Mar 3, 2022 12:20:19 GMT -5
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Mar 5, 2022 8:48:17 GMT -5
Pull a Cody and quit. I’m a top babyface whether the company or the fans want it or not. Look, man, nobody is going to cheer the Sally neck tattoo and dressing up as Dr. Eggman without realizing the context that puts out isn't doing much for you! Yeah? Well, that’s why Big E is turning serious heel. I need a rival, and I’m the guy who lights up the audience with a big smile and bright colors. To quote Bret Hart, “Don’t like it? Tough shit!”
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Mozenrath
FANatic
Foppery and Whim
Speedy Speed Boy
Posts: 121,101
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Post by Mozenrath on Mar 5, 2022 9:27:30 GMT -5
"I'm the one who keeps telling Veer to go home."
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Post by nihilismizhawt on Mar 5, 2022 12:37:15 GMT -5
Hack into Vince McMahon's bank account and steal all his money. Use the money to open up another company, called Professional Wrestlers Only, where we reject sports entertainment, and only care about skinny wrestlers flipping. I cut promos about how I will hire all the real wrestlers from WWE, and how we will get better ratings and the wrestling journalists will love us.
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Dub H
Crow T. Robot
Captain Pixel: the Game Master
I ❤ Aniki
Posts: 47,870
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Post by Dub H on Mar 6, 2022 16:43:29 GMT -5
Pull a Cody and quit. I’m a top babyface whether the company or the fans want it or not. Pff Bunnie Rabbot was always the real fan favorite anyway
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Post by DrBackflipsHoffman on Mar 6, 2022 16:45:45 GMT -5
shoot boxed funko pops with a 44 magnum and shrug
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