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Post by Deleted on Feb 28, 2022 23:26:08 GMT -5
Say you're a wrestler in WWE. Vince says it's time to turn you into the biggest heel in the company. He, surprisingly, let's you decide how to do it. What do you to? Mind you you gotta get these fans to hate ya. Pick whatever way you want, whoever you wanna use with it. It's your choice. Let's go.
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Post by Lizuka #BLM on Feb 28, 2022 23:29:38 GMT -5
Try desperately hard to drum up sympathy for myself with what are entirely rich and successful person problems, like talk about how much work my accountant has to do or how tiring carrying around my belt on my shoulder all the time can get. Be relatively novel and extremely timely.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Feb 28, 2022 23:31:10 GMT -5
“Bruce Prichard is my best friend!”
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Post by Deleted on Feb 28, 2022 23:35:35 GMT -5
Get on the mic and go, "VEER is NEVER coming!"
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Post by GuyOfOwnage on Feb 28, 2022 23:35:36 GMT -5
I'd have to make sure that I was one of the most over babyface acts in the company going into the turn, and then have the turn itself make absolutely zero sense, drawing utterly apathetic reactions from live crowds. That's a recipe for success, isn't it?
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Nosnorb
El Dandy
Nachos and Fraggle Rock are TIMELESS.
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Post by Nosnorb on Feb 28, 2022 23:36:03 GMT -5
Return to TV of Elias, have him come out during a Kevin Owens match in Montreal, sing a song with a line about how a Baseball team in that city makes no sense, then smash the Guitar over Kevs head and then choke him out with a Habs shirt.
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Feb 28, 2022 23:46:23 GMT -5
I'd do a ten minute promo about how great Michael Cole is.
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Post by 06vwgti on Feb 28, 2022 23:54:05 GMT -5
Come down to Kingdom
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Post by MrElijah on Feb 28, 2022 23:55:41 GMT -5
I basically steal the promo style of Terry Funk and "Big Cat" Ernie Ladd.
"You know that no good egg sucking dog, Brock always going a 'YIK YIK YIK' & 'YAK YAK YAK', I know he fulla whiskey!"
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Mar 1, 2022 0:16:29 GMT -5
Cody Rhodes is never coming.
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aguileraszn
Mike the Goon
Papa's Got A Brand New Swag
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Post by aguileraszn on Mar 1, 2022 6:35:57 GMT -5
Wear a suit, corporation style, grab the mic & berate the fans.
"You repugnant, intellectually bereft, illiterates have the gall, the nerve to boo me, shut me down, chastise me just because I am superior to you incels in every way imaginable, I know all you men look at me & seethe, I'm the epitome, personification of all you aspire to be, example, you're at the beach, burning up the courage to chat to the hot blonde chick, there you are walking up to her, the moment you've been dreaming of, then all of a sudden, here I swoop in, take her away laughing in your face, you are left there like an idiot saying " Hey, that was my big moment, that's not fair" I cackle manically, then you are driving down the street in your rusty banger, when you break down suddenly, you can't afford repairs, you then see a red Plymouth Fury drive past, who's that laughing at you? Why it's moi of course, you fall to your knees, crying "That's not fair" then you're forced to walk home in the pouring rain because you can't afford repairs to your banger, you see a car bobbing up & down, you're curious, you get up close, the horror, realization dawns on you that the bobbing up & down is caused by me banging the life out of the hot beach chick I mentioned earlier, you drop to your knees again, look up to the heavens, tears streaming down your face, you cry out to Lord Jesus himself "Whyyyyyyyy all this bad luck on meeeeee?" I laugh at you hysterically. (The Rock's music plays, crowd erupts, after about a minute of this, no sign of Rock anywhere) Crowd boos as I smirk at them, got your hopes up just a teeny weeny bit didn't I? You idiots will never see that bald, washed up lesbian in a WWE ring again, after about 5 minutes, Cult Of Personality booms, crowd goes apeshit, no sign of Punk, crowd is incandescent with outrage, I say, you Chicago inbreds are not the sharpest knives in the drawer, I close it out by saying CM Punk is suffering a fall from grace, if you don't believe me, just ask Britney Spears. I walk off smug asf.
I know it's a bit long, I wanted it to be a good one.
I took inspiration from
Vince "Life Sucks Then You Die" from 2000
Shawn Michaels "Who's Your Daddy?" From 2005.
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Post by Slingshot Suplay on Mar 1, 2022 6:59:00 GMT -5
Fortnite dances in 2022.
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Post by Cvslfc123 on Mar 1, 2022 7:09:12 GMT -5
I'm a Brit with a German surname so I'd probably be the evil foreigner.
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Wieners=$$$
Hank Scorpio
Gif Master Extraordinaire
I Miss You Peanut😥
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Post by Wieners=$$$ on Mar 1, 2022 7:29:04 GMT -5
Being Russian, or a Russian sympathizer, certainly worked in the past, I wonder if it'd still work in 2022🤔
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H-Virus
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A Real Contagious Experience
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Post by H-Virus on Mar 1, 2022 7:29:55 GMT -5
A long time ago when I still played WWE games, I liked to give backstories to my CAWs. One of them was a yandere babyface who loved being the center of attention and would get visibly upset if the crowds cheered for someone else. Eventually it became too much for him and he started telling the fans to only cheer for him, which just made them start booing him instead. Soon he starts beating up faces that are getting louder pops than him, which gets him booed harder. Finally, he just snaps and decides that the only way to get the fans to love him again is to destroy all the babyfaces until he’s the only one left, leaving the fans with no choice but to cheer him since he’s all they’ve got now.
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Dennis Stamp
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Post by msc on Mar 1, 2022 7:42:46 GMT -5
I'd make sure I was getting cheers for years, then hit some other guy with a chair, pull an unhappy face, and do a promo about how YOU PEOPLE never supported me. That'll work!
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Matt
El Dandy
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Post by Matt on Mar 1, 2022 7:43:31 GMT -5
Mock the local sports team’s latest loss.
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Post by government mule on Mar 1, 2022 8:34:30 GMT -5
Call out Sean Waltman, have him come to the ring and then set him on fire. Hey presto - XPAC HEAT
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Post by genericusername on Mar 1, 2022 9:14:01 GMT -5
I commit horrible acts of violence, then make fake apology videos with obvious crocodile tears about how I'm 100% sorry for what I did, and that I promise to be a better person.
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thehottag
Don Corleone
We're here for one reason only: fame, fortune, & the World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Champions!
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Post by thehottag on Mar 1, 2022 9:16:27 GMT -5
YOU PEOPLE...
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