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Post by sportatorium on Mar 8, 2022 0:57:23 GMT -5
...it's happening isn't it? Take your Reigns-Lesnar, Mcafee, Logan Paul, Stone Cold, Psycho Edge. You can have it all.
The new boom period is almost here.
Book it Vince.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Mar 8, 2022 0:59:44 GMT -5
You think you’re special (special)… you do…
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Post by häšhtå.gdālėÿ on Mar 8, 2022 1:25:06 GMT -5
Dream match. Should main event Night 1 of WM.
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Mar 8, 2022 2:15:23 GMT -5
Great Khali and Giant Silva somewhere thanking the wrestling gods above that they'll no longer be the worst 7 Footer vs 7 Footer match of all time.
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Post by thehottag on Mar 8, 2022 2:30:45 GMT -5
There's an old TV sketch show called 'That Mitchell & Webb Look'. One of their more famous scenes is parodying a football (soccer) hype man as he makes bigger & bigger hyperbolic statements about the upcoming matches. The line which springs to mind is "The giants of Portsmouth take on the titans of Ipswich... making them both seem normal sized."
It's fine having two big guys square off in the Rumble, say, but as a match it doesn't work very often because the whole point of a giant is that they are, well, giant! Even when Godzilla fought the other monsters they did so in a city so you had a sense of scale.
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Post by Perd on Mar 8, 2022 2:44:27 GMT -5
It’s a dream match. Because dreams tend to happen while you’re asleep.
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Post by Lizuka #BLM on Mar 8, 2022 4:07:39 GMT -5
The Unstoppable Monster Who Squashed AJ Styles vs. The Guy Who Usually Gets His Ass Kicked And Stands Behind Apollo Crews. It's the irresistible force meets the extremely movable object.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Mar 8, 2022 4:52:18 GMT -5
Great Khali and Giant Silva somewhere thanking the wrestling gods above that they'll no longer be the worst 7 Footer vs 7 Footer match of all time. If these two ever do anything as good as the one chokeslam spot in that match and get as big a pop I will be amazed |
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Post by CeilingFan on Mar 8, 2022 5:36:15 GMT -5
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Post by This Player Hating Mothman on Mar 8, 2022 5:46:05 GMT -5
There's an old TV sketch show called 'That Mitchell & Webb Look'. One of their more famous scenes is parodying a football (soccer) hype man as he makes bigger & bigger hyperbolic statements about the upcoming matches. The line which springs to mind is "The giants of Portsmouth take on the titans of Ipswich... making them both seem normal sized."It's fine having two big guys square off in the Rumble, say, but as a match it doesn't work very often because the whole point of a giant is that they are, well, giant! Even when Godzilla fought the other monsters they did so in a city so you had a sense of scale. So what you're saying is, Omos vs. Azeez needs to take place at a Kaiju Big Battel show. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 8, 2022 6:45:32 GMT -5
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Post by papagiorgio on Mar 8, 2022 6:59:47 GMT -5
Hopefully, this just helps set up the Wrestlemania Smackdown Andre the Giant Battle Royal.
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Post by Push R Truth on Mar 8, 2022 8:16:51 GMT -5
There's an old TV sketch show called 'That Mitchell & Webb Look'. One of their more famous scenes is parodying a football (soccer) hype man as he makes bigger & bigger hyperbolic statements about the upcoming matches. The line which springs to mind is "The giants of Portsmouth take on the titans of Ipswich... making them both seem normal sized."It's fine having two big guys square off in the Rumble, say, but as a match it doesn't work very often because the whole point of a giant is that they are, well, giant! Even when Godzilla fought the other monsters they did so in a city so you had a sense of scale. The ref, camera men, ring announcers and anybody else around the ring needs to be little people. Plus they should wrestle in a half-sized ring to up the scale. Whenever one of them falls it kicks into slow motion and the camera needs to shake violently. And there should be drones shaped like attack helicopters shooting little pyro-rockets at the wrestlers during the match. |
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Post by Celexa Bliss 54 on Mar 8, 2022 14:07:42 GMT -5
You think you’re special (special)… you do… Can we add Shanky to the mix?? I dare you to tell me to walk through fire... Sell my soul and call me a liiiiiar... |
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Post by Terry McConkey on Mar 8, 2022 14:09:21 GMT -5
Add Veer and make it a 3 way dance. License to print money, bay-bay!
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Post by Celexa Bliss 54 on Mar 8, 2022 14:10:30 GMT -5
Great Khali and Giant Silva somewhere thanking the wrestling gods above that they'll no longer be the worst 7 Footer vs 7 Footer match of all time. You're saying that now, but just wait until they're busting out destroyers and planchas and 730 splashes... |
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Post by chronocross on Mar 8, 2022 14:15:51 GMT -5
I can't wait for them to show the Omos/Azeez staredown in the Wrestlemania video packages next to great feuds like Hogan/Andre, Rock/Austin, etc.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Mar 8, 2022 14:39:06 GMT -5
 Come on, kiss and touch boobs |
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Post by Ash Kingston on Mar 8, 2022 20:27:34 GMT -5
My favorite part was Azeez's chin quivering like he was about to cry.
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Post by brettappedout (BLM) on Mar 9, 2022 14:15:46 GMT -5
Setting up a showdown in the Andre right or is WWE done with that match?
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