I just came up with the greatest crossover of all time

[Clash, Never a Meter Maid]

Dirty Harry vs. Steven Universe, coming soon to HBO Max after the executives had a long night drinking



Changed children's animation with diverse and empathetic themes
Defensive weapon
Has been criticized for being too kind towards the villains
Beachside attire
Fought against his own gem kind in numerous episodes
Loves almost everyone
Favorite snacks are Cookie cats
Can burst into tears in world record time
Frequently breaks into song
Owned by Warner Bros



Changed crime movies with themes of vigilantism and a realistic neo-noir atmosphere
Offensive weapon
Has been criticized for being too bloodthirsty towards criminals
Early 70s chic attire
Fought against his superiors in Magnum Force
Hates almost everyone
Likes hot dogs
Stoic and stone faced
Doesn't sing
Owned by Warner Bros

Come on Rebecca Sugar you wimp, get this done. Clint is 90, we're running out of time.

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Dirty Universe

[carp (SPC, Itoh Respect Army)]

I meaaannnnn Bismuth was a murderous loose cannon who rebelled against her superiors in a frantic quest for justice.

[dav]

I was going to say Ace Attorney and Rumpole Of The Bailey, myself...

[Sponsored by Groose Wipes]

At this point I'll be up for anything to get more of the Green Space Dorito.

[Clash, Never a Meter Maid]

Mar 20, 2022 22:32:56 GMT -5 carp (SPC, Itoh Respect Army) said:

I meaaannnnn Bismuth was a murderous loose cannon who rebelled against her superiors in a frantic quest for justice.

Yeah, but Bismuth eventually joined the reformed crew. That’s why it’s up to Harry. He’s gonna make Lil’ Stevie into a man, baby.

[BorneAgain]

I still prefer my idea of Dirty Harry Potter, where the boy that lived is inexplicably replaced with a gun toting Clint Eastwood asking students in Slytherin if they feel lucky.

[Wardlow on Wardlow 54]

That doesn't look like 60's Batman and Doctor Who to me... (which is good, because that's MY thing, damn it!)

[Bobeddy]

It was a few years ago now, but one of my favourite cosplays for a con was wearing an SU star shirt, flip flops, jeans, leather jacket, one leather glove, red neckerchief and carrying around a pale rose coloured baseball bat wrapped in light blue barbed wire.

Negan Universe!