AEW Dynamite 04/13/2022 - Championship Week Night 1

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Apr 13, 2022 19:09:58 GMT -5 Defrebel - White Pony said:

MEATY MEN SLAPPING MEAT

SKELETAL DEMON MEN SLAPPIN TATTOO'D MEATS

[Injustice45]

Apr 13, 2022 19:09:37 GMT -5 bob said:

Apr 13, 2022 19:06:55 GMT -5 Hypnosis said:

For some reason, my captions are calling Excalibur "Jerry".

What's the deal with wrestling?

But I don't wanna be a wrestler!

[Chiral]

the "Correct. Three points to Hufflepuff." line being in every single trailer and TV spot for Fantastic Beasts 3 makes me think it's the only joke that lands in the whole movie lol

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Apr 13, 2022 19:10:19 GMT -5 Injustice45 said:

Alex looks so ridiculous it's damaging Penta's aura.

Not really? Like he's on the outside and taking nothing away from the match at all.

[Hypnosis]

Apr 13, 2022 19:09:37 GMT -5 bob said:

Apr 13, 2022 19:06:55 GMT -5 Hypnosis said:

For some reason, my captions are calling Excalibur "Jerry".

What's the deal with wrestling?

We may get some "Suzuki Food" again tonight.

[TOK Hehe'd Around & Found Out]

Apr 13, 2022 19:10:02 GMT -5 @dax said:

Apr 13, 2022 19:07:46 GMT -5 Chiral said:

Penta with an ankle lock, slyly hinting at a future arrival of Kurt Angle with a Main Event Mafia reboot with him

Angle leading a stable against Blackpool Combat Club would kinda rule, not gonna lie. As long as Kurt doesn't wrestle, I mean.

The Pittsburgh Bashing Society? I like it.

[Dub H]

Apr 13, 2022 19:11:09 GMT -5 Hypnosis said:

Apr 13, 2022 19:09:37 GMT -5 bob said:

What's the deal with wrestling?

We may get some "Suzuki Food" again tonight.

Its Pain Flavored

["Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik]

The show has an overrun because no one can tell Suzuki to take it home.

[ASYLUMHAUSEN]

Apr 13, 2022 19:09:58 GMT -5 Defrebel - White Pony said:

MEATY MEN SLAPPING MEAT

*Big E excitement levels....rising*

[MrElijah]

Apr 13, 2022 19:07:46 GMT -5 Chiral said:

Penta with an ankle lock, slyly hinting at a future arrival of Kurt Angle with a Main Event Mafia reboot with him

PAC takes the place of Scott Steiner, doing ring announcements.

"ALRIGHT, YOU RUDDY f***S, IN THIS CORNER FROM WHO GIVES A SHITE, IS JON MOXLEY!!"

[LastCall]

Did Nakazawa oil the ropes again?

[Milkman Norm]

Apr 13, 2022 19:11:16 GMT -5 TOK Hehe'd Around & Found Out said:

Apr 13, 2022 19:10:02 GMT -5 @dax said:

Angle leading a stable against Blackpool Combat Club would kinda rule, not gonna lie. As long as Kurt doesn't wrestle, I mean.

The Pittsburgh Bashing Society? I like it.

Yinz Blackpool guys are a bunch of jagoffs!

[Dub H]

Not sure if that was a botch or a great spot

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Punk immediately selling the knee Penta hurt is such a great move

I think that was actually planned.

[lionheart21]

Ummmm...was that intentional?

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Apr 13, 2022 19:11:16 GMT -5 TOK Hehe'd Around & Found Out said:

Apr 13, 2022 19:10:02 GMT -5 @dax said:

Angle leading a stable against Blackpool Combat Club would kinda rule, not gonna lie. As long as Kurt doesn't wrestle, I mean.

The Pittsburgh Bashing Society? I like it.

PBS! PBS! PBS!

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That was the most masterful downplaying of a botch I’ve ever seen.

[Zone Was Wrong]

Apr 13, 2022 19:12:44 GMT -5 Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] said:

Punk immediately selling the knee Penta hurt is such a great move

I think that was actually planned.

Honestly could just be Punk doing an amazing job covering for a botch

[Chiral]

Punk's knee selling so good he can't even get hit with an Irish Whip

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I thought Punk was f***ing actually hurt, and you can tell the crowd thought it too... then he hit that rana

That was masterful