Post by Jindrak Mark on May 12, 2022 20:07:56 GMT -5
What would the card look like and who would go over?
For the purposes of this exercise you can assume that Vince and Bischoff somehow sat in a room together, booked the show, signed off on it and were happy that it would be mutually beneficial for both. And I'm going with mid 1998 because that was probably when they were closest, numbers wise. Before that WCW was comfortably ahead and soon after WWF would shoot way past them and never look back.
Austin v Goldberg
I don't think there can be any other main event. Vince and Bischoff are at ringside cheering on their respective company's guy despite Austin and Goldberg wanting no part of their support. This is the one match I don't think either side would allow their guy to lose clean so Vince's hatred for Austin ends up getting the better of him and he eventually does something to distract or screw over Austin, allowing Goldberg to hit the spear and jackhammer for the win. After the match Austin stuns Vince and Bischoff and he and Goldberg beat up a bunch of Vince's goons and low-level NWO guys and share a beer to end the show. Maybe you get Bischoff to agree to let Austin stun Goldberg and stand tall since Goldberg got to win the match and added Austin's name to the streak.
Undertaker v Sting
Not a lot to say about this one. The dream match actually happens. I think Undertaker probably wins here seeing as WCW won the main event.
DX v The Outsiders
DX being HHH & HBK. Kinda cheating here as Hall had turned heel on Nash and HBK was "retired" a few months earlier but in this alternate reality the Outsiders don't break up and HBK is able to work this match. X-Pac is on commentary and it's teased who he'll side with but in the end he doesn't get involved. Outsiders win then they all embrace and do another curtain call type thing.
Mankind & Vince McMahon v Hollywood Hogan & Eric Bischoff
As weird as it sounds, I didn't know what to do with Hogan. Austin is busy with the Goldberg match, Rock isn't yet big enough for that to be the dream match and Hogan is too big a name to not be on the card so this is the best I could come up with. Foley is still doing his desperate to be accepted by Vince thing that he spent most of 1998 doing. Vince is booked to get the better of Bischoff when they're in the ring together because of course he would be but Hogan and Bischoff win when either a) Mankind gets tired of Vince bossing him around and Mr. Sockos him or b) if you can get Bret Hart to agree to appear he comes out and beats the shit out of Vince, leaving Mankind alone and he falls victim to the leg-drop.
The Rock v DDP
People's champ v people's champ. I can already hear Rock calling DDP trailer park trash. Rock is technically still a heel at the time so he uses some underhanded tactic to get the win.
New Age Outlaws v The Steiners
Rewriting history again because the Steiners broke up earlier in the year but hey, this isn't real. Steiners probably stiff the hell out of Mr. Dogg and Mr. Ass and get the win.
Kane v The Giant
Kane was too strong in 1998 and Giant wasn't doing a lot so Kane wins.
Taka Michinoku v Rey Mysterio
Vince gave no shits about his cruiserweight division so he'd have no problem giving WCW this one.
Ken Shamrock v Raven
Raven's rules match. Shamrock manages to fight off The Flock and makes Raven tap.
Owen Hart v Chris Benoit
I'd probably have had Benoit win but I want it to end 5-5 overall with neither company really coming out on top so Owen takes this one.
There's still a decent amount of names I couldn't fit in, especially WCW guys. Their roster was way too stacked. Bret not in a match. Savage, Luger, Piper, Jericho, Booker, Saturn, Eddie, Malenko, the rest of the cruiserweights, Chyna, Goldust, Jarrett, D-Lo, Val Venis, LOD, Vader, etc. And Sable was one of the biggest stars at the time so you'd try to find a role for her too.
For the purposes of this exercise you can assume that Vince and Bischoff somehow sat in a room together, booked the show, signed off on it and were happy that it would be mutually beneficial for both. And I'm going with mid 1998 because that was probably when they were closest, numbers wise. Before that WCW was comfortably ahead and soon after WWF would shoot way past them and never look back.
Austin v Goldberg
I don't think there can be any other main event. Vince and Bischoff are at ringside cheering on their respective company's guy despite Austin and Goldberg wanting no part of their support. This is the one match I don't think either side would allow their guy to lose clean so Vince's hatred for Austin ends up getting the better of him and he eventually does something to distract or screw over Austin, allowing Goldberg to hit the spear and jackhammer for the win. After the match Austin stuns Vince and Bischoff and he and Goldberg beat up a bunch of Vince's goons and low-level NWO guys and share a beer to end the show. Maybe you get Bischoff to agree to let Austin stun Goldberg and stand tall since Goldberg got to win the match and added Austin's name to the streak.
Undertaker v Sting
Not a lot to say about this one. The dream match actually happens. I think Undertaker probably wins here seeing as WCW won the main event.
DX v The Outsiders
DX being HHH & HBK. Kinda cheating here as Hall had turned heel on Nash and HBK was "retired" a few months earlier but in this alternate reality the Outsiders don't break up and HBK is able to work this match. X-Pac is on commentary and it's teased who he'll side with but in the end he doesn't get involved. Outsiders win then they all embrace and do another curtain call type thing.
Mankind & Vince McMahon v Hollywood Hogan & Eric Bischoff
As weird as it sounds, I didn't know what to do with Hogan. Austin is busy with the Goldberg match, Rock isn't yet big enough for that to be the dream match and Hogan is too big a name to not be on the card so this is the best I could come up with. Foley is still doing his desperate to be accepted by Vince thing that he spent most of 1998 doing. Vince is booked to get the better of Bischoff when they're in the ring together because of course he would be but Hogan and Bischoff win when either a) Mankind gets tired of Vince bossing him around and Mr. Sockos him or b) if you can get Bret Hart to agree to appear he comes out and beats the shit out of Vince, leaving Mankind alone and he falls victim to the leg-drop.
The Rock v DDP
People's champ v people's champ. I can already hear Rock calling DDP trailer park trash. Rock is technically still a heel at the time so he uses some underhanded tactic to get the win.
New Age Outlaws v The Steiners
Rewriting history again because the Steiners broke up earlier in the year but hey, this isn't real. Steiners probably stiff the hell out of Mr. Dogg and Mr. Ass and get the win.
Kane v The Giant
Kane was too strong in 1998 and Giant wasn't doing a lot so Kane wins.
Taka Michinoku v Rey Mysterio
Vince gave no shits about his cruiserweight division so he'd have no problem giving WCW this one.
Ken Shamrock v Raven
Raven's rules match. Shamrock manages to fight off The Flock and makes Raven tap.
Owen Hart v Chris Benoit
I'd probably have had Benoit win but I want it to end 5-5 overall with neither company really coming out on top so Owen takes this one.
There's still a decent amount of names I couldn't fit in, especially WCW guys. Their roster was way too stacked. Bret not in a match. Savage, Luger, Piper, Jericho, Booker, Saturn, Eddie, Malenko, the rest of the cruiserweights, Chyna, Goldust, Jarrett, D-Lo, Val Venis, LOD, Vader, etc. And Sable was one of the biggest stars at the time so you'd try to find a role for her too.