Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Aug 12, 2022 4:40:19 GMT -5
I have described people as so dumb the "couldn't find their own ass with both hands". But did they know their ass from their elbow?
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Aug 12, 2022 4:52:41 GMT -5
I have described people as so dumb the "couldn't find their own ass with both hands". But did they know their ass from their elbow? What about their ass from a hole in the ground?
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
Posts: 41,952
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Aug 12, 2022 4:55:16 GMT -5
But did they know their ass from their elbow? What about their ass from a hole in the ground? And shit from Shinola?
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Aug 12, 2022 5:02:54 GMT -5
I got called a warlock by another kid in it high. To this day I have no idea what the hell that meant.
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Post by dirtyoldman on Aug 12, 2022 7:28:28 GMT -5
I got called a warlock by another kid in it high. To this day I have no idea what the hell that meant. That sounds kinda cool....I'm guessing he meant gaylord?
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Aug 12, 2022 8:06:16 GMT -5
I once punched out someone's grandmother because she called me "Low Class"
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Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Aug 12, 2022 8:06:56 GMT -5
Lying, crying, spying, prying ultra-pig.
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Post by Triangle Lancer on Aug 13, 2022 12:54:28 GMT -5
But did they know their ass from their elbow? What about their ass from a hole in the ground? "You can't put your arm around a hole in the ground." Thank you, Bizarre.
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Aug 13, 2022 12:56:14 GMT -5
I got called a warlock by another kid in it high. To this day I have no idea what the hell that meant. It means you are an oathbreaker.
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Post by Nickybojelais on Aug 13, 2022 15:04:15 GMT -5
The most random insult I ever heard was a kid at school yelling to somebody else that "Your teeth are like f***ing doorstops"...It's over 20 years since I heard it and it's never been topped for it's bizarre randomness 😂
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No Longer a Produceman
Dennis Stamp
Will Make You an Offer You Can't Refuse
Evolving into Geckoman
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Aug 13, 2022 16:20:47 GMT -5
I once called a shitty coworker "Jose" after Jose Lothario since no one in our department liked him.
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Post by Jaws the Shark on Aug 13, 2022 16:24:00 GMT -5
It's not quite a flat-out insult, but it was my immediate thought when I read the title: my dad, a man who has long had a capacity for spectacular and creative rudeness, used to have to deal with a lot of salesmen at work offering overpriced IT services, and upon being told by one the daily cost of this service, replied that he wouldn't pay his solicitor that much if he was up in court on a murder charge.
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tirtefaa
Unicron
If you wanna know the truth, you gotta dig up Johnny Booth.
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Post by tirtefaa on Aug 13, 2022 18:32:04 GMT -5
Guy who I was quite close to at my last job (spent an exorbitant amount of hours working together) was probably 15 years older than me, used a few that I liked. We had a lot of rather ditzy people working under us, and usually referred to them as space cadets. When he was forced to do something seen as pointless, he would refer to it as Mickey Mouse BS.
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El Pollo Guerrera
Grimlock
His name has chicken in it, and he is good at makin' .gifs, so that's cool.
Status: Runner
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Post by El Pollo Guerrera on Aug 13, 2022 21:55:31 GMT -5
"I wouldn't trust that guy to face the right way on a toilet seat!"
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Aug 14, 2022 6:12:26 GMT -5
"I wouldn't trust that guy to face the right way on a toilet seat!" Not real life, but this reminds me of two things I read on the Internet. The first was on FAN and the second one might have been FAN also, but I can’t remember. 1. AC Slattering. 2. Someone wrote a ridiculous letter of recommendation for either their employee or co-worker. It was something like, “His work is awful, he has no ability to problem solve, but if you need someone to keep a chair warm for 8 hours then have I got the guy for you!”
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Post by Cvslfc123 on Aug 14, 2022 12:53:58 GMT -5
When I was in primary school another kid called me a "Virgin" like he was having regular sex at 11 years old.
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Aug 14, 2022 13:58:14 GMT -5
i was a regular at this one store, and i was regular enough to know this one cashier was a bag of frog dicks. i really disliked this cashier. anyways, i was standing in line and i didn't hear the conversation but the guy the cashier was waiting on got really agitated and started to cuss the cashier out. the customer stormed off and said, "i hope you watch your kids die from cancer." the scary thing, it didn't phase the cashier at all.
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chrom
Backup Wench
Master of the rare undecuple post
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Post by chrom on Aug 14, 2022 14:00:34 GMT -5
You'd lose your head if it wasn't attached to your shoulders
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Post by DSR on Aug 14, 2022 14:07:12 GMT -5
i was a regular at this one store, and i was regular enough to know this one cashier was a bag of frog dicks. i really disliked this cashier. anyways, i was standing in line and i didn't hear the conversation but the guy the cashier was waiting on got really agitated and started to cuss the cashier out. the customer stormed off and said, "i hope you watch your kids die from cancer." the scary thing, it didn't phase the cashier at all.
That's a pretty unusual one in itself.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Aug 14, 2022 14:11:19 GMT -5
i was a regular at this one store, and i was regular enough to know this one cashier was a bag of frog dicks. i really disliked this cashier. anyways, i was standing in line and i didn't hear the conversation but the guy the cashier was waiting on got really agitated and started to cuss the cashier out. the customer stormed off and said, "i hope you watch your kids die from cancer." the scary thing, it didn't phase the cashier at all.
He’s an asshole AND a cashier. He’s heard worse.
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