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Post by Brickstone Kid on Aug 14, 2022 14:34:11 GMT -5
Go f*** a rolling donut.
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animaniac
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Post by animaniac on Aug 14, 2022 14:36:25 GMT -5
Putz is a favorite of mine. It's Yiddish for penis.
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Post by Terry McConkey on Aug 14, 2022 14:36:34 GMT -5
I called someone an "idjit" once. I didn't know what it meant and still don't to this day. Probably me trying to say idiot but it came out wrong?
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chrom
Backup Wench
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Post by chrom on Aug 14, 2022 15:07:27 GMT -5
I called someone an "idjit" once. I didn't know what it meant and still don't to this day. Probably me trying to say idiot but it came out wrong? I take it as meaning Big Idiot
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Post by ARI WOW WOW on Aug 16, 2022 23:39:46 GMT -5
Idk if its uncommon or not but ever since Heyman called Truth "bong hit", I've been using it a lot.
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Ultimo Gallos
Grimlock
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Aug 16, 2022 23:44:33 GMT -5
I will censor them a bit,but brought this up to a buddy thhat went thru BCT same time I did and we came up with a few out DI's said.
"You look like a monkey f***ing a football"
"you are sloppier than a shit sandwich"
"You are more f***ed up than a football bat"
And this one DI,dude was just odd but fair ,if you majorly messed up would ask you "Are you from OHIO!!!!"
No matter your answer he would say "Well everyone from there is f***ed up cause of the flooding"
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Bo Rida
Fry's dog Seymour
Pulled one over on everyone. Got away with it, this time.
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Post by Bo Rida on Aug 17, 2022 10:18:33 GMT -5
Not irl but I was once called a "treacle drinker" and as I still don't get it thought I'd mention it just in case anyone does.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 17, 2022 15:19:09 GMT -5
Not IRL but I once got into a Facebook argument with some utterly insufferable libertarian dork that ended up as him vs. me and like 5 or 6 other people. He called us all "tarantulas," which he later explained was a reference to Nietzsche. Probably the only time in the past hundred years that's been used as an insult rather than a factual description of a big-ass spider.
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Aug 17, 2022 17:17:21 GMT -5
I once called a shitty coworker "Jose" after Jose Lothario since no one in our department liked him. Damn, dude. That's harsh.
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Post by Hurbster on Aug 17, 2022 18:11:23 GMT -5
If the wind changes your face will stay that way - my Gran
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malloc
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Post by malloc on Aug 18, 2022 4:16:27 GMT -5
When I was in secondary school, another boy in my class would grab a bottle of PVA glue and say "this is you" would start squeezing the bottle while doing sexual moaning till the glue sprayed out . To this day I am still confused how a person doing a graphic simulation of 'self help' was an insult. Did he think about me doing it? Additionally, one 15 year old boy calling another 15 year old boy a wanker is ridiculously hypocritical. I did get to the stage of calling out my fellow wankers, ridiculous that people would ask me to download images off the Internet for them as I had Internet before it was easily available but then deny they were going to masturbate to them.
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Aug 18, 2022 6:50:00 GMT -5
When I was in primary school another kid called me a "Virgin" like he was having regular sex at 11 years old. That was really common when I was a kid. It was usually posed as a question: "Are you a virgin?' "Yes." "TEEHEEHEE you said yes!" or: "No" "TEEHEEHEE you said no!" I'm pretty sure nobody at my school knew what a virgin was.
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Eunös ✈
Dalek
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Tolerated, just not practically liked.
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Post by Eunös ✈ on Aug 18, 2022 9:19:32 GMT -5
Not sure if this was meant to be anninsult but A bunch of Hong Kong kids once called me John Cena.
I replied with the "You can't see me" hand movement.
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Aug 31, 2022 5:12:24 GMT -5
I’m actually proud of myself for this one. I recently saw a current picture of Vince Neil and blurted out, “ my god! Did he eat Jabba the Hutt?”
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SmashTV
Dennis Stamp
Big Money, Big Prizes, I Love It!
The Excellence of Allocation
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Post by SmashTV on Aug 31, 2022 7:58:34 GMT -5
When I worked in a call centre, I was called every name under the sun by some angry callers. Only one, however, called me a ‘miscreant’.
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SmashTV
Dennis Stamp
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Post by SmashTV on Aug 31, 2022 12:40:02 GMT -5
If the wind changes your face will stay that way - my Gran And quite a few other grans, I imagine!
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J. Hova
Don Corleone
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Post by J. Hova on Aug 31, 2022 16:16:36 GMT -5
My father being older and a retired Navy chief had quite a few but my all time favorite of his was, "Boy, you look like you were shot and missed and shit at and hit." This was usually after a particularly long bartending shift or when I'd stumble in after a night out.
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Aug 31, 2022 17:14:06 GMT -5
I was once called a “longshoreman-lookin’ morherf***er” by a coworker. To be fair, it wasn’t an inaccurate description.
He also used to call people “fish-eyed fool”
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ayumidah
Wade Wilson
Don't bother pretending I seem fine, I like that I'm a mess
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Post by ayumidah on Sept 1, 2022 3:08:45 GMT -5
Since some are posting online insults, some anon left me a message recently that they thought I came from Chernobyl because of how toxic it is, and I gotta say, I was impressed 'cause I've been online for 25+ years and I have never heard anything like that before lol
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Mozenrath
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Post by Mozenrath on Sept 1, 2022 3:20:14 GMT -5
Not an insult, but a sharp-flavored food being described with, "This'll draw your arse up to your elbows!"
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