Luigi Primo Mama Mia, What A Pizza Shit

[Captain Stud Muffin (BLM)]

https://www.instagram.com/p/ChxnK3AJ1kx

Sign that man

[Fade is a CodyCryBaby]

This dude’s blow up in the last 24 hours lol

[thegatewaydrug]

Here's a gimmick that can make a lot of dough!

[Wieners=$$$]

He promises to finish every match in 15 minutes or less, or you get a free side of garlic toast.

Instead of thumbtacks, he uses cubed pineapple.

Instead of blinding powder, he uses blinding red pepper flakes.

Finisher Names: Tip-Ur-Driver!, Thin Slice, Stuffed Cruster

[Hypnosis]

Aug 27, 2022 20:09:49 GMT -5 Wieners=$$$ said:

He promises to finish every match in 15 minutes or less, or you get a free side of garlic toast.

Instead of thumbtacks, he uses cubed pineapple.

Instead of blinding powder, he uses blinding red pepper flakes.

Finisher Names: Tip-Ur-Driver!, Thin Slice, Stuffed Cruster

Those make my nose runny, so they'd definitely be painful to the eyes.

[This Player Hating Mothman]

Look at this flippy shit ruining the business. That dough isn't even selling.

[Mozenrath]

Pardon my Ranallo, but Mama Mia!

[Celexa Bliss 54]

Aug 27, 2022 20:09:49 GMT -5 Wieners=$$$ said:

He promises to finish every match in 15 minutes or less, or you get a free side of garlic toast.

Instead of thumbtacks, he uses cubed pineapple.

Instead of blinding powder, he uses blinding red pepper flakes.

Finisher Names: Tip-Ur-Driver!, Thin Slice, Stuffed Cruster

THAT MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrElijah]

So if he doesn't win a match in 30 minutes, is the show free?

[Jacy Derangement Syndrome]

Imagine this dude answering Cody's TNT title challenge throwing his pizza at his face and punching the f*** out of him hockey fight style

[Mozenrath]

Aug 28, 2022 1:55:56 GMT -5 Jacy Derangement Syndrome said:

Imagine this dude answering Cody's TNT title challenge throwing his pizza at his face and punching the f*** out of him hockey fight style

My father said
When I was younger,
"Don't trust that pizza man!"

[EoE: Well There's Your Problem]

This had better be his entrance theme:

[1 Free Moon-Down with Burger]

Aug 28, 2022 1:55:56 GMT -5 Jacy Derangement Syndrome said:

Imagine this dude answering Cody's TNT title challenge throwing his pizza at his face and punching the f*** out of him hockey fight style

Man. Remember Warhorse showing up and then like no one talking about them ever again after that match

[fw91]

He may never make it to a big time promotion, but he already deserves a “leave the memories alone” career tribute

[Deleted]

Can't believe this wasn't a Jacy Derangement Syndrome thread.

[Triangle Lancer]

Aug 27, 2022 21:31:47 GMT -5 MrElijah said:

So if he doesn't win a match in 30 minutes, is the show free?

If AEW had this, I'd be more attentive to their shows with a frickin' stopwatch!

[thegatewaydrug]

His finishing move should be hitting his opponent in the eye with a pizza pie. The devastating maneuver could be called "That's Amore!"

[Magnus the Magnificent]

Blood feud against Nick Gage and his pizza cutter.

[Deleted]

Aug 28, 2022 12:56:54 GMT -5 fw91 said:

He may never make it to a big time promotion, but he already deserves a “leave the memories alone” career tribute

You kidding me? Every wrestling promotion's looking to get a pizza this guy.

[fw91]

His heel turn will involve pineapple