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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Nov 5, 2022 11:28:22 GMT -5
You are the sole winner
You must take the lump sum so let's say for after tax sake you have 450 mil
But you must set aside 100 mil of that to produce remake(s) of any movie. And you are allowed free reign but if you pick a licensed property that regularly makws 100s of millions of dollar in box office reciepts you will be guaranteed to not make a profit (so a Star wars remake won't make you a billion in gross). Also you don't have to put the 100 million into one movie but as many as it takes. Andyou Will make the money back no matter how stupid
Which movies do you do
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Sephiroth
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Post by Sephiroth on Nov 5, 2022 11:39:05 GMT -5
Mitchell, as seen on MST3K
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Post by Feyrhausen on Nov 5, 2022 11:57:04 GMT -5
Big Trouble in Little China but a western as it was originally conceived.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Nov 5, 2022 12:24:58 GMT -5
Cannonball Run starring John Cena, Batista, Steve Austin, Vince McMahon, William Regal, Tajiri, Edge, Christian, Becky Lynch, Asuka, The Miz, Maryse, Great Khali, Natalya, Jeff Jarrett, JBL, Scott Steiner, and Booker T.
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Burst
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Post by Burst on Nov 5, 2022 12:46:29 GMT -5
Cannonball Run starring John Cena, Batista, Steve Austin, Vince McMahon, William Regal, Tajiri, Edge, Christian, Becky Lynch, Asuka, The Miz, Maryse, Great Khali, Natalya, Jeff Jarrett, JBL, Scott Steiner, and Booker T. I like the way you're thinking, I've always been a sucker for big ridiculous ensemble cast movies. I'd go for yet another remake of Death Race 2000 but with a little bit of Sharknado seasoning, in the sense of getting pretty much every single celebrity and motorsport driver that'd be willing to make fun of themselves to jump onboard. Alternatively, a ridiculous martial arts tournament flick done like a martial arts version of the Expendables.
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Fade
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Post by Fade on Nov 5, 2022 12:55:00 GMT -5
Probably “The Phantom” or Frankenstein/Dracula.
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Post by thegatewaydrug on Nov 5, 2022 13:09:54 GMT -5
Shot-by-shot claymation remake of 'Waterworld' at 120fps (somehow), but with added Kevin Dunn camera cuts. In sepia tone. Voiced by 8-year-old Canadian school children.
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Post by Feyrhausen on Nov 5, 2022 13:16:11 GMT -5
Probably “The Phantom” or Frankenstein/Dracula. Ghost Who Walks or of the Opera?
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El Pollo Guerrera
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Post by El Pollo Guerrera on Nov 5, 2022 13:23:46 GMT -5
I can think of two movies that 'underperformed' at the box office... "The Rocketeer" and "John Carter".
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Post by Cyno on Nov 5, 2022 13:26:05 GMT -5
I'm remaking Space Mutiny and the main character's name will in-universe be a rotation of all the MST3K names. Like a sci-fi Natty Bumpo.
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Post by pinja on Nov 5, 2022 13:26:27 GMT -5
"Videodrome" with CGI made on a Pentium 166 and music by KoЯn. James Woods would still be the lead and I'd send him on an extensive PR tour.
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Dr. T is an alien
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Nov 5, 2022 13:50:21 GMT -5
While I’m fine with it never happening as the original is a true classic, but a modern remake of Forbidden Planet could be fun.
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Post by Big BosskMan on Nov 5, 2022 18:28:46 GMT -5
Mitchell, as seen on MST3K OK then, I'll take Final Justice.
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Fade
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Post by Fade on Nov 5, 2022 19:00:28 GMT -5
Probably “The Phantom” or Frankenstein/Dracula. Ghost Who Walks or of the Opera? The ghost who walks, babee. I know there were rumors of a remake but I have no doubt if it comes to fruition, it’ll suck lol
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Post by bibboid on Nov 5, 2022 19:04:30 GMT -5
First we will do a remake of Them! I need to see proper CGI giant ants crawling all over Los Angeles landmarks.
Follow that up with a reimagining of the made for tv classic Killdozer Because a possessed and murderous bulldozer is something the world needs to see again.
And if there is any money left, we give The Giant Claw another chance This time with a less silly looking monster.
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Post by Natural Born Farmer on Nov 5, 2022 19:24:30 GMT -5
Remake Meteor Man!
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No Longer a Produceman
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Nov 5, 2022 22:47:43 GMT -5
Duel, I'm a sucker for that movie.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Nov 6, 2022 2:30:02 GMT -5
The Adventures of Pluto Nash
or the 1999 movie Beowulf
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ERON
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Post by ERON on Nov 6, 2022 13:59:29 GMT -5
Animated remakes of the classic Universal monster movies - Dracula, Frankenstein, The Mummy, etc. - done in the style of Corpse Bride and Frankenweenie.
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Fade
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Post by Fade on Nov 6, 2022 14:22:38 GMT -5
The Adventures of Pluto Nashor the 1999 movie Beowulf Still trips me out how good Beowulf and the final fantasy movies graphics looked, initially.
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