CMWaters
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Post by CMWaters on Nov 6, 2022 15:40:36 GMT -5
Alien 3.
Make it more akin to this teaser trailer:
Also Newt somehow survives.
Besides that...just cause I'm curious how it would change with the times again like it did the last time it was remade, Attack of the 50 Foot Woman.
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The Unconquered Sun
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Nov 6, 2022 16:38:48 GMT -5
I’m going to cheat a little bit on this one, but hey, I’ve got half a billion dollars, I can do it. I’ve got 2 I want to do. A live action Futurama and Gargoyles movie.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Nov 6, 2022 16:49:25 GMT -5
A remake of Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow, but with Saoirse Ronan as Polly Perkins and Daniel Kaluuya in the title role.
And Jack Black as Dr. Totenkopf.
The main theme is performed by Yung Gravy.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Jan 3, 2023 14:18:41 GMT -5
Same question but for mega millions this time
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Jan 3, 2023 15:19:52 GMT -5
Hand the money to Jason Blum and tell him to stretch it out across every slasher movie Golan and Globus ever produced.
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Zone Was Wrong
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Post by Zone Was Wrong on Jan 3, 2023 15:36:04 GMT -5
Doing an Animorphs film 100%. Same tone as the books, dark themes mixed with Axe going crazy eating everything. Don't care, I want some kind of Animorphs adaptation damnit.
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Post by Zombie Mod on Jan 3, 2023 15:40:18 GMT -5
dragon ball evolution. perfect dark. virtuosity (with a Russell Crowe cameo as sid 6.0)
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Dr. T is an alien
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Jan 3, 2023 15:40:40 GMT -5
Animated remakes of the classic Universal monster movies - Dracula, Frankenstein, The Mummy, etc. - done in the style of Corpse Bride and Frankenweenie. Here's the thing: That would work just fine because those franchises had many classics that would fit that mold. You could also make some legit animated horror movies using the Unreal engine as the following fan concept video for Bloodborne 2 shows: The only problem would be speaking animations, but even that can be smoothed out with some live action faces added in with deepfake tech.
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cosmo
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Post by cosmo on Jan 3, 2023 22:05:24 GMT -5
I'll do a remake of Blankman, personally...
...to be followed by a sequel that's essentially an all-out parody of Batman vs. Superman but with Blankman and Meteor Man in the lead roles.
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Post by Lizuka #BLM on Jan 3, 2023 22:09:09 GMT -5
Get extremely esoteric with it and devote $50,000 each to making 2,000 distinct remakes of Manos.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jan 4, 2023 1:34:31 GMT -5
Howard the Duck: But we still use a little person in a duck costume
Battlefield Earth: But with 100% more alien catgirls
Star Crash: Starring Katie Lea Burchill
Suburban Commando: Starring John Cena
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Scoops
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Post by Scoops on Jan 4, 2023 2:59:46 GMT -5
I'd make a bunch of wrestling biopics, only I'd make them in pairs. Meaning I'd make one movie where the wrestler/promoter gets full creative control on telling their life's story and another that's the truth.
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Post by DSR on Jan 4, 2023 3:03:46 GMT -5
Star Crash: Starring Katie Lea Burchill I think Katie herself noted her resemblance to Caroline Munro back when she hosted horror movie DVDs for Scorpion Releasing.
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"Magic" Mark Hurr
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Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on Jan 4, 2023 4:00:39 GMT -5
I'll do a remake of Blankman, personally... ...to be followed by a sequel that's essentially an all-out parody of Batman vs. Superman but with Blankman and Meteor Man in the lead roles.
Finally. Somebody else sees the vision. Just add M.A.N.T.I.S. and we'll be set.
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schma
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Post by schma on Jan 4, 2023 11:08:57 GMT -5
Part of me says, there's no need for a movie or movie series of Avatar: the last airbender as it's one of the best shows ever. However, I don't think anyone could possibly do a worse version than Shyamalan and it might get more people to watch the show.
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Post by poodoojenkins on Jan 6, 2023 8:51:22 GMT -5
"Alien vs Predator", only this time it's a "Romeo and Juliet"-type love story starring Tommy Wiseau as Alien and Nicolas Cage as Predator. The score is done by Ludacris and Elvis Costello. Directed by Uwe Boll.
If I still have the budget, I'll take the exact same crew and do " Battlefield Earth."
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bibboid
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Post by bibboid on Jan 6, 2023 22:11:14 GMT -5
I read that someone is planning a remake of Them! so I guess that comes off my list.
How about this? What if instead of doing a remake of Battlefield Earth, we instead start up an entirely new series based on Hubbard’s ten book series Mission Earth. The books are absolutely awful but in the right hands the movie(s) might be able to capture the same kind of delightful campiness as Starship Troopers
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Post by Deleted on Jan 7, 2023 9:17:00 GMT -5
Masters Of The Universe
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Spider2024
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Post by Spider2024 on Jan 7, 2023 10:17:49 GMT -5
I'll do a remake of Blankman, personally... ...to be followed by a sequel that's essentially an all-out parody of Batman vs. Superman but with Blankman and Meteor Man in the lead roles.
You would also need a female superhero to be the Wonder Woman counterpart. I suggest Halle Berry reprising her Catwoman role.
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