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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Nov 6, 2022 10:09:43 GMT -5
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Push R Truth
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Post by Push R Truth on Nov 6, 2022 10:26:00 GMT -5
About 2 months ago my wife was gone to meetings for a couple days and I was like "man I have a hankering for fried chicken". My thought was I'd get the 8 piece family meal and end up having chicken, taters/gravy and mac n' cheese for like 3 meals that week.
That was the day I learned I am a family. I've never been that hungry before. Normally I'd have 2, 3 pieces of chicken tops and some sides. But on that night my stomach was Godzilla and my family meal was Tokyo. The worst part was after it was all gone I was seriously thinking "You know, I could still eat". No clue where that hunger came from nor where it went.
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Post by Fade is a CodyCryBaby on Nov 6, 2022 10:29:59 GMT -5
Besides when I’ve dabbled with the devils lettuce..?
Honestly, Pizza is a huge culprit. Sbarros, Pizza Press, some bomb family owned businesses near me..it’s really hard for me stop eating pizza. Even when I’m full, I look at how delicious it looks like a conflicted Manatee.
I use to f*** with gummy bears way too much. I took a pound bag of em once from work and went to town and ended up in the bathroom with the sweats.
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Post by ERON on Nov 6, 2022 10:30:09 GMT -5
I absolutely love potato chips, cheese crackers, popcorn, and pork rinds, but I never buy them because I know I can't stop myself from eating the whole package all at once.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Nov 6, 2022 10:37:35 GMT -5
Besides when I’ve dabbled with the devils lettuce..? Honestly, Pizza is a huge culprit. Sbarros, Pizza Press, some bomb family owned businesses near me..it’s really hard for me stop eating pizza. Even when I’m full, I look at how delicious it looks like a conflicted Manatee. I use to f*** with gummy bears way too much. I took a pound bag of em once from work and went to town and ended up in the bathroom with the sweats. Not gummy bears, but I hate at work when someone brings in something like a mixed bag of candy or a jar of jelly beans for everyone to share and then NO ONE touches it. I can’t help it. I have no impulse control. Sometimes I feel like, “Yep, I’ll be eating at least 75% of that sooner or later.” |
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Post by Fade is a CodyCryBaby on Nov 6, 2022 10:41:30 GMT -5
Besides when I’ve dabbled with the devils lettuce..? Honestly, Pizza is a huge culprit. Sbarros, Pizza Press, some bomb family owned businesses near me..it’s really hard for me stop eating pizza. Even when I’m full, I look at how delicious it looks like a conflicted Manatee. I use to f*** with gummy bears way too much. I took a pound bag of em once from work and went to town and ended up in the bathroom with the sweats. Not gummy bears, but I hate at work when someone brings in something like a mixed bag of candy or a jar of jelly beans for everyone to share and then NO ONE touches it. I can’t help it. I have no impulse control. Sometimes I feel like, “Yep, I’ll be eating at least 75% of that sooner or later.” Jelly beans are deceptive AF too, I’ll go through ‘em. Honestly, you want the ones with really bad flavors to stifle your ass if you got no impulse control like me haha |
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Post by Push R Truth on Nov 6, 2022 10:55:25 GMT -5
I absolutely love potato chips, cheese crackers, popcorn, and pork rinds, but I never buy them because I know I can't stop myself from eating the whole package all at once. They only make pork rinds in single serving packages. |
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Post by tirtefaa on Nov 6, 2022 11:17:48 GMT -5
Snacks are always problematic when you're kinda hungry and not busy with something.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Nov 6, 2022 11:20:37 GMT -5
~Licks eyebrows~
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Post by Shy Guy on Nov 6, 2022 11:46:02 GMT -5
If I open a bag of all dressed chips, then that bag gets totally eaten in the same sitting. Thems the rules, I didn't make them 🤷♀️
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Nov 6, 2022 12:14:37 GMT -5
Lays potato chips. And Mark Messier just stood there laughing at me the whole time.
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Post by CMWaters on Nov 6, 2022 13:01:00 GMT -5
Lays potato chips. And Mark Messier just stood there laughing at me the whole time. Along the same lines...when these first debuted I downed a whole bag in less than an hour without realizing until the end:  |
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Post by Paul on Nov 6, 2022 13:22:17 GMT -5
Pretzel M&Ms. They're sweet, and salty, and amazing.
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Post by ERON on Nov 6, 2022 13:25:00 GMT -5
I absolutely love potato chips, cheese crackers, popcorn, and pork rinds, but I never buy them because I know I can't stop myself from eating the whole package all at once. They only make pork rinds in single serving packages. Not in Texas. Here you can get them in as many varieties of sizes as potato chips or corn chips. |
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Post by pinja on Nov 6, 2022 13:28:31 GMT -5
Whenever my mom made alphabet soup, I couldn't stop eating my words. =8|
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Post by Triangle Lancer on Nov 6, 2022 14:09:23 GMT -5
They only make pork rinds in single serving packages. Not in Texas. Here you can get them in as many varieties of sizes as potato chips or corn chips. Utz has a big plastic container full of them. When I got my new dental plate, that was the first thing I wanted to eat, because sometimes you get those inedible knots that might have hurt my bad teeth. "I can't believe I ate the whole thing." But they were delicious, especially with some hot sauce. |
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Nov 6, 2022 14:49:08 GMT -5
Hardee’s apple pies need to be classified as an addictive street drug. Good lord, the crust.
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Post by Feyrhausen on Nov 6, 2022 16:32:05 GMT -5
They only make pork rinds in single serving packages. Not in Texas. Here you can get them in as many varieties of sizes as potato chips or corn chips. I think his joke was that whatever the size of the pork rinds package he is going to finish it in a single serving. |
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Nov 6, 2022 16:45:57 GMT -5
We just got off of a Disney cruise. And I ate a lot. I mean a lot of food.
Let’s just say I discovered a new meal between Elevenses and brunch
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Post by Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie on Nov 6, 2022 17:00:09 GMT -5
a few months there was ... whole day i was eating ... THREE MEALS plus a brekkie, only at about eleven did i finally say "i've had enough"
can lay WASTE to a big bar of whole nut choc, big bar of choc ... big bar of WHITE choc ... eaten a sensible pack of jelly babies in half an hour!
also the BIG bags of chips/crisps
i can eat
still a skinny wee nyaf!
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