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Post by LiamMcDuggle on Dec 17, 2022 1:05:24 GMT -5
He was a 60+ year old grandfather of 3, she was in her 20's, a former fitness model and unbelievably good looking. He is a senior citizen...WHAT DID SHE SEE IN TEDDY LONG??? He was not established as being rich or anything. No reason was ever given to why this happened, Teddy got a heart attack and it was never spoken of again  |
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Post by Jumpin' Jesse Walsh on Dec 17, 2022 1:40:30 GMT -5
He was a boy, she was a girl. Can I make it any more obvious?
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Post by LiamMcDuggle on Dec 17, 2022 2:52:36 GMT -5
He was a boy, she was a girl. Can I make it any more obvious? Are most boys 67 years old? |
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Bo Rida
Fry's dog Seymour
Pulled one over on everyone.
Got away with it, this time.
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Post by Bo Rida on Dec 17, 2022 3:14:57 GMT -5
He was a boy, she was a girl. Can I make it any more obvious? Are most boys 67 years old? Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated? |
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Post by Andee9001 on Dec 17, 2022 4:47:08 GMT -5
Krystal was meant to be Edges new girlfriend and i think it would have led to Vickie still becoming GM after they outsed Teddy. If i'm remembering right they were going to be all in on it together.
Krystal refused the creative because she was with Lashley at the time and wasn't comfortable so they released her.
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Dec 17, 2022 7:44:11 GMT -5
Because Teddy knows how to make ‘em holla
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Post by Finish Uncle Muffin’s Story on Dec 17, 2022 7:47:06 GMT -5
Allow me to refer you to the lyrics from the hit song "Let's Get Married" by Jagged Edge which I think clears all of this up:
"See, first of all
I know these so-called players wouldn't tell you this
But I'ma be real and say what's on my heart
Let's take this chance and make this love feel relevant
Didn't you know I loved you from the start, yeah
When I think about all these years we put in this relationship
Who knew we'd make it this far?
When I think about where we would I be if we were to just fall apart
And I just can't stand the thought of leavin' you
Meet me at the altar in your white dress
We ain't gettin' no younger, we might as well do it (we ain't gettin' no younger, girl)
Been feelin' you all the while, girl, I must confess (feelin' you all the while)
Girl, let's just get married
I just wanna get married"
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Post by David-Arquette was in WCW 2000 on Dec 17, 2022 8:10:26 GMT -5
If she didn't marry him she'd be forced to go one on one with da Undahtakah.
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Dec 17, 2022 8:13:15 GMT -5
Weirder than the current chief content officer/head of creative fornicating with a corpse at a funeral home?
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Post by I'm Team Bayley and Indi on Dec 17, 2022 8:22:26 GMT -5
it's probably not even the weirdest wedding in WWE history
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Post by Mid-Carder on Dec 17, 2022 8:56:43 GMT -5
Why so cynical? It was love.
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Post by Celexa Bliss 54 on Dec 17, 2022 9:01:45 GMT -5
He was a boy, she was a girl. Can I make it any more obvious? Are most boys 67 years old? Eventually, if they're lucky enough to live a full life... |
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Push R Truth on Dec 17, 2022 9:09:51 GMT -5
I thought this was going to be about Kane's demon seed rape baby
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El Pollo Guerrera
Grimlock
His name has chicken in it, and he is good at makin' .gifs, so that's cool.
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Post by El Pollo Guerrera on Dec 17, 2022 11:17:29 GMT -5
Hornswogle runs through a hole painted in a wall.
A giant egg hatches and it's a guy in a giant bird costume.
Wrestlers are killed by zombies and then return to TV without it being mentioned.
Wrestler thrown off the top of a building and returns to TV without is being mentioned.
Wrestler loses eye on PPV and returns with two eyes.
NECROPHILIA.
Mae Young gives birth to a hand.
And Teddy Long getting married is weirder than any of THAT?
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4real
Wade Wilson
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Post by 4real on Dec 17, 2022 11:18:37 GMT -5
I need to go back and watch that wedding and see if it’s as hilarious as I remember it.
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Dec 17, 2022 11:27:57 GMT -5
Hornswogle runs through a hole painted in a wall. A giant egg hatches and it's a guy in a giant bird costume. Wrestlers are killed by zombies and then return to TV without it being mentioned. Wrestler thrown off the top of a building and returns to TV without is being mentioned. Wrestler loses eye on PPV and returns with two eyes. NECROPHILIA. Mae Young gives birth to a hand. And Teddy Long getting married is weirder than any of THAT? Crawling under the ring transports you to an alternate dimension populated by pissed off small people |
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Post by Can you afford to pay me, Gah on Dec 17, 2022 13:57:59 GMT -5
It clear, what women could possibly be able to control themselves when Teddy walks in and bust out these moves.  |
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Post by David-Arquette was in WCW 2000 on Dec 17, 2022 15:26:31 GMT -5
It clear, what women could possibly be able to control themselves when Teddy walks in and bust out these moves. I know that GIF is fairly but I'm instantly reminded of why I hated 2005 so much. |
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chazraps
Wade Wilson
Better have my money when I come-a collect!
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Post by chazraps on Dec 17, 2022 18:10:38 GMT -5
It got Jagged Edge on TV. It's worth it.
WWF Raw running an "OJ Simpson Guilty or Not Guilty" call-in poll where people paid to vote on it is still the weirdest thing to me.
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mc74
Samurai Cop
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Post by mc74 on Dec 17, 2022 21:07:05 GMT -5
This is FAR from the weirdest shit I've seen from all my years of watching wrestling, and a lot of them have been listed above. Oh yeah, let's not forget the whole storyline with Hornswoggle being Vince's illegitimate son that happened that same year. -__-
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