Post by 67 more on Jan 5, 2023 7:34:04 GMT -5
Here's one that is very similar to the one big clusterf*** that is the Kane/Lita/Snitsky/Edge/Matt Hardy debacle and that was the Goldust/Terri Runnells/Val Venis/D'lo Brown angle.
Goldust finally finds God and is a born-again Christian(despite telling others their going to hell). Terri returns and dumps him to date Val Venis and she's considered a jezebel for doing so, yet a year earlier Goldust did the same to her.
For months Goldust(now going by Dustin Runnells) teases for weeks that "he" is coming back, implying Jesus, only it for him to return to his Goldust persona despite denouncing the gimmick and burning his attire. Val is now scared of him even though for weeks on out, he was tormenting him. Goldust then wins the feud at Judgment Day and then goes on to feud with Jeff Jarrett.
Meanwhile Terri Runnels announces that she's pregnant(implying Val's the father), yet Val clears it up and says it's not his baby, somehow making him a face for not wanting to take paternal responsibility for what seems to be his seed. The next week he then clears the air saying he had a vasectomy, meaning it wasn't really his child afterwards, so we were right to cheer for him(I think, IDK).
Since it's been established that Val is not the father, Terri goes back to Goldust saying it's his baby even though they haven't had sex for at least a year. So now Terri is still pregnant, yet we don't know who the father is, but she soldiers on as normal, even forming an Alliance with Jacqueline calling themselves Pretty Mean Sisters(or PMS for short). Their agenda is they hate men, so why exactly are they working for a male-dominated company that treats women as sex objects?
Terri then gets involved in D'lo Brown's match for some reason and trips on the stairs. She then cries about the safety of her unborn child and blames D'lo for it(despite the fact that she interfered in his match). Feeling bad for what appears to be her miscarriage, he does humiliating tasks for her such as buying her tampons and fighting his best friend Mark Henry.
Then in a backstage segment, Mark Henry comforts D'lo saying that it wasn't his fault and the ring isn't a place for a pregnant woman only for the doctor to not know what he's talking about DESPITE BEING RIGHT THERE WHEN TERRI IS SCREAMING IN PAIN ABOUT HER UNBORN FETUS and that she was never pregnant(so I guess we are suppose to forget about Dakota).
The angle then quietly gets dropped since Terri and D'lo can't wrestle each other.
Someone please fill in the plotholes for that big mess.
Wasn't watching then so I won't even try