mrbananagrabber
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Jan 28, 2023 14:27:07 GMT -5
Not sure where to put this in that it’s a WWE guy talking about an AEW guy (for now anyway)
In an interview with Wrestling Inc.’s Nick Hausman ahead of the 2023 Royal Rumble, Seth Rollins has called CM Punk “a cancer” and warned him to steer clear from WWE. Whether this will elicit a response from Punk remains to be seen.
“Philly Phil, stay away. Stay away, you cancer, get away from me forever. I don’t like Phil. I don’t like Phil, he’s a jerk. Did we just figure that out? Everybody in the room is like, ‘did he say that?’ Yeah, he’s a jerk. Come on. We figured it out over there, we knew it over here. I don’t want him back. Go do something else. Bye bye. See you later.”
If he was a free agent I could see this being a work but he’s at least signed to AEW for the foreseeable so who knows?
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Lupin the Third
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I'm sorry.....I love you. *boot to the head*--3rd most culpable in the jixing of NXT, D'oh!
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Post by Lupin the Third on Jan 28, 2023 14:30:57 GMT -5
Interesting take, Mr. Rollins. Allow me to retort with the following:
NO SHIT, SHERLOCK.
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Chiral
Salacious Crumb
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Post by Chiral on Jan 28, 2023 14:43:04 GMT -5
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Post by stoptheclocks on Jan 28, 2023 14:57:08 GMT -5
Always remember the golden rule...
It's never a work.
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ASYLUMHAUSEN
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Jan 28, 2023 15:22:03 GMT -5
*muffin eating intensifies*
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Post by Doo Doo Dickhead on Jan 28, 2023 15:55:14 GMT -5
That outfit. 😭
I want to see a jobber named Philly Phil now, with an Eagles jersey and everything.
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Post by Doo Doo Dickhead on Jan 28, 2023 15:56:34 GMT -5
Wait, the interviewer's close with Punk? That makes this even funnier.
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Chiral
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Post by Chiral on Jan 28, 2023 16:02:45 GMT -5
Wait, the interviewer's close with Punk? That makes this even funnier. He's the guy Punk called out at the start of the scrum who later became pals with Punk over shared mutual dislike of Colt (I think?). Punk's been feeding him info and he's been pretty clearly promoting Punk as well. Also of note, Rollins saying "we" as a collective for wrestlers in both AEW and WWE knowing that Punk is a jerk hahahahah. |
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Burst
El Dandy
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Post by Burst on Jan 28, 2023 16:04:49 GMT -5
That outfit. 😭 I want to see a jobber named Philly Phil now, with an Eagles jersey and everything. I feel like if this was early BTE we would've somehow gotten this as some amalgamation of CP Munk, Bernard the Business Bear, and the Swagger Soaring Eagle. |
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XIII
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by XIII on Jan 28, 2023 16:05:35 GMT -5
Isn’t Hausman the dude that kicked off the Muffin Scrum by knowing Colt Cabana and then somehow became a stooge for Punk? Or was that someone else?
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Post by Gerard Gerard on Jan 28, 2023 16:06:16 GMT -5
I legitimately didn’t think it was possible to fall any further in love with Seth Rollins, but here we are.
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Post by Doo Doo Dickhead on Jan 28, 2023 16:11:22 GMT -5
The look on dude's face when he realized Seth probably wasn't working and was talking shit about his buddy for real. Priceless.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 28, 2023 16:16:58 GMT -5
Imagine CM Punk if he was in WCW during 1997-2000. The toxicity would be highly cancerous.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 28, 2023 16:17:29 GMT -5
Isn’t Hausman the dude that kicked off the Muffin Scrum by knowing Colt Cabana and then somehow became a stooge for Punk? Or was that someone else? Same guy. |
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Bo Rida
Fry's dog Seymour
Pulled one over on everyone.
Got away with it, this time.
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Post by Bo Rida on Jan 28, 2023 16:32:53 GMT -5
Seth doesn't like people taking food off his table so I think Punk once ate one of his muffins and that's why he hates him.
Luckily WWE realised this sort of thing was causing trouble backstage and appointed a new head of the table.
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Fade
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Post by Fade on Jan 28, 2023 16:50:47 GMT -5
f***ing based Seth Rollins.
Phil’s gotten exactly what he wanted: WWE doesn’t want him and hopefully neither does AEW.
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Post by Doo Doo Dickhead on Jan 28, 2023 17:11:08 GMT -5
For someone who's always loved CM Punk as a performer, I enjoy CM Punk getting dunked on a LOT.
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Fade
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Post by Fade on Jan 28, 2023 17:14:59 GMT -5
For someone who's always loved CM Punk as a performer, I enjoy CM Punk getting dunked on a LOT. He had such a legion of fans and for where he’s currently at one can only say  |
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Post by raymondo316 on Jan 28, 2023 17:52:40 GMT -5
Phil’s gotten exactly what he wanted: WWE doesn’t want him and hopefully neither does AEW. If Punk has got the wrestling bug again like some insiders are saying, AEW is now his only real option back (no way he's going to Impact and wrestling in front of 200-300 people) so right about now he's probably thinking "f*** I might just have to apologize".
With AEW now pretty much being problem free since hes gone, I'm not so sure they will be keen to welcome him back.
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Burst
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Post by Burst on Jan 28, 2023 17:58:33 GMT -5
Phil’s gotten exactly what he wanted: WWE doesn’t want him and hopefully neither does AEW. If Punk has got the wrestling bug again like some insiders are saying, AEW is now his only real option back (no way he's going to Impact and wrestling in front of 200-300 people) so right about now he's probably thinking "f*** I might just have to apologize". With AEW now pretty much being problem free since hes gone, I'm not so sure they will be keen to welcome him back.
I was about to say there's always Japan and that an actual proper feud with KENTA is always there, but now that I think about it... unless I'm forgetting an ROH-era trip or something, Punk's never been through Japan nor shown a desire to go to Japan, has he? |
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