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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Feb 20, 2023 14:28:03 GMT -5
…I got a few more:
Q: Why did Tony Khan really have a falling out with Cody Rhodes? A: Because when Rhodes put his neck on the line for AEW, Tony couldn’t snort it. Also, Tony thinks his neck tattoo is stupid.
Q: Why won’t AEW tour Mexico? A: Tony Khan owes the cartels way too much money.
Q: Why was Tony Khan pissed off after the Eric Clapton concert? A: He misunderstood when someone said “Cocaine” was in the setlist.
Q: What is Tony Khan’s least favorite Johnny Depp movie? A: Blow. Too close to home.
Q: Why was Tony Khan’s favorite WCW wrestler Glacier? A: He reminds him of snow.
Q: How did Vince McMahon know Tony Khan was getting nosey about his upcoming free agents? A: All the contracts had white powdery residue on them.
Q: Why is Brian Cage an in-ring performer, but not Tony Khan? A: AEW doesn’t drug test for steroids.
Q: Why doesn’t Tony Khan have a mustache like his father Shahid Khan? A: He could only use the, “I was just eating powdered donuts” excuse so many times.
Q: Why did Tony Khan stop going backstage to UFC events? A: Because even Jon Jones told him he had a problem.
Q: Vince McMahon describes bad comedy as, “good shit.” What does Tony Khan describe as good shit? A: When he does a line out of a hooker’s ass after she forgets to wipe.
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Post by LiamMcDuggle on Feb 20, 2023 15:09:17 GMT -5
I thought it was pretty well known (or just short of that until Vince confirms it himself) that Vince was on coke in the 80s? I don't know about Tony, given his social standing he's probably at least tried it but I absolutely agree with the posters about him likely being neurodivergent. I went to law school for a hot minute, and people are still using drugs to better enhance their cognitive abilities, but instead of coke, it's now a cocktail of things like adderall and other neurotrophics that you can quite easily get prescribed by random walk-in doctors. People used coke in the 80's as both a party drug and one to help them professionally. There is really no need to use it for the latter anymore, especially with how often it can be laced with things
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Post by XIII on Feb 20, 2023 15:46:36 GMT -5
I thought it was pretty well known (or just short of that until Vince confirms it himself) that Vince was on come in the 80s?I don't know about Tony, given his social standing he's probably at least tried it but I absolutely agree with the posters about him likely being neurodivergent. Well that puts a different spin on things He’s gonna….he’s gonna….HE’S GONNA COMMMMME
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Feb 20, 2023 16:18:54 GMT -5
That’s why they call him Tony Yayo on the street
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Post by SneakMan on Feb 20, 2023 16:23:12 GMT -5
That’s why they call him Tony Yayo on the street Is he gonna start teaming with the Young Bucks? Get ourselves an ersatz G-Unit stable going.
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Feb 20, 2023 16:55:47 GMT -5
That’s why they call him Tony Yayo on the street GggggggG-UNIT!
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Post by Citizen Snips on Feb 20, 2023 17:51:56 GMT -5
Me: I did coke with Tony Khan. My mom: You don’t know anyone named Tony Khan. Me: It was Tony Khan and Sloan Kettering. And they were snorting that shit up every day.
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Post by Chuck Conry on Feb 20, 2023 17:54:21 GMT -5
I heard he was more of a Pepsi guy.
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Post by Andy Martin on Feb 20, 2023 17:54:45 GMT -5
I heard he was more of a Pepsi guy. Dr. Pepper when he’s feeling frisky.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Feb 20, 2023 17:56:52 GMT -5
I just like posting the thing of sleepy Homer guarding his pile of sugar and pretending it’s someone guarding cocaine. *shrug*
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Post by Citizen Snips on Feb 20, 2023 18:07:46 GMT -5
I just like posting the thing of sleepy Homer guarding his pile of sugar and pretending it’s someone guarding cocaine. *shrug* “Een America…first you get the football…then you get the wrestling…then you get the women….”
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Feb 20, 2023 19:21:13 GMT -5
I just like posting the thing of sleepy Homer guarding his pile of sugar and pretending it’s someone guarding cocaine. *shrug* “Een America…first you get the football…then you get the wrestling…then you get the women….” f*** THE f***ING DIAZ GUNN BROTHERS!
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Post by Deleted on Feb 20, 2023 19:28:27 GMT -5
Me: I did coke with Tony Khan. My mom: You don’t know anyone named Tony Khan. Me: It was Tony Khan and Sloan Kettering. And they were snorting that shit up every day. You killed me with this...haha
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Post by Terry McConkey on Feb 20, 2023 21:35:51 GMT -5
I thought it was pretty well known (or just short of that until Vince confirms it himself) that Vince was on coke in the 80s? Vince was on a Coca Cola kick but hated New Coke.
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Feb 20, 2023 22:18:14 GMT -5
Many decades ago I did too much coke for a short time. What I have seen of TK he shows some signs of liking his Columbian marching powder a bit.
Oddly when I have my manic spells now people that knew me decades ago say I am just like I was back then. Coked out of my mind being awake for 4 days straight.
While I haven't seen definitive proof that Coach Tony K likes to snort rails,for my eyes there is stuff that makes me think there is smoke and fire.
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Post by cassonova on Feb 20, 2023 22:25:58 GMT -5
My first hint was the announcement of Mario Party-esque mini-games in Fight Forever. First one shown was "Make the Line Disappear" with Tony, Daddy Magic, and Orange Cassidy.
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Post by Cyno on Feb 20, 2023 22:49:21 GMT -5
That’s why they call him Tony Yayo on the street FREE YAYO
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Post by Celexa Bliss 54 on Feb 21, 2023 0:00:06 GMT -5
The Mox “dumpster” thing… The Chris Masters “sombrero” thing… Did Lord Tensai ruin “the Lord Tensai gimmick” thing… The “Frank Stallone” thing… The Batista “basketball” thing… The Booker T/Scott Hall “photoshop” thing…. The CM Punk “muffins” thing…. (See the trend?) We should have a Photoshop of Frank Stallone and Lord Tensai eating muffins out of a dumpster and playing basketball while wearing sombreros?
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Feb 21, 2023 9:48:00 GMT -5
The Mox “dumpster” thing… The Chris Masters “sombrero” thing… Did Lord Tensai ruin “the Lord Tensai gimmick” thing… The “Frank Stallone” thing… The Batista “basketball” thing… The Booker T/Scott Hall “photoshop” thing…. The CM Punk “muffins” thing…. (See the trend?) We should have a Photoshop of Frank Stallone and Lord Tensai eating muffins out of a dumpster and playing basketball while wearing sombreros? Yes
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Post by Glitch on Feb 21, 2023 16:45:25 GMT -5
It was funny when it started out as screenshot meme, but now I'm really hating it because nitwits will claim it's true as a form of criticism of AEW.
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