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Post by mrbananagrabber on Feb 18, 2023 9:18:18 GMT -5
It’s probably the main thing you’ll read about Tony Khan on the internet and even getting called “the Snowman” by that reporter guy this week.
Where did this come from? Has there ever been any evidence at all that Tony does cocaine? Is it just his, well, eccentric character that started this?
It just seems to have been a comment made by someone that has snowballed out of control to where it’s just widely accepted that Tony is a massive cokehead.
When did this start?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 18, 2023 9:26:24 GMT -5
It’s probably the main thing you’ll read about Tony Khan on the internet and even getting called “the Snowman” by that reporter guy this week. Where did this come from? Has there ever been any evidence at all that Tony does cocaine? Is it just his, well, eccentric character that started this? It just seems to have been a comment made by someone that has snowballed out of control to where it’s just widely accepted that Tony is a massive cokehead. When did this start? I am not sure of the complete origins but it has alot to do with his nervous habits really as well as the stories from the pandemic that were extremely overblown like "full floor drug parties" at hotels when Joey Janela confirmed they were after work parties with nothing more than weed and white claw...Yes marijuana isn't technically legal in Florida but it might as well be. Truthfully it's just projecting based upon perceived notions and usually by people who have never even used drugs in their life or understand the side effects of long term use. long story short even I say it's bs until proven otherwise...still funny though
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Post by The Summer of Muskrat XVII on Feb 18, 2023 9:27:11 GMT -5
Easily excitable, hyperactive, mid-30’s single billionaire? The jokes wrote themselves but there’s no actual evidence he actually does cocaine.
But you also can’t prove to me he doesn’t……..
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Feb 18, 2023 9:36:49 GMT -5
I started making cocaine jokes here during the Impact promos because he looked like an 80’s dirtbag….and that was long before I ever started reading any comment on Reddit where it now runs rampant.
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Post by stoptheclocks on Feb 18, 2023 9:49:03 GMT -5
He's a nepo baby billionaire, with boundless enthusiasm for the seemingly endless amount of work he has on his plate. It'd be more surprising if he didn't do coke than if he did.
But yeah, it's just a meme really.
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Post by Doo Doo Dickhead on Feb 18, 2023 11:32:22 GMT -5
I just assume all billionaires do coke.
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Post by Zone Was Wrong on Feb 18, 2023 11:36:40 GMT -5
youtu.be/BBo7joA8scUThese impact commercials and how he acted/looked in them went a long way. Plus if you've been to a live event, he acts super coked up during and after Dark tapings to hype the crowd up.
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Post by eJm on Feb 18, 2023 11:53:01 GMT -5
I just assume all billionaires do coke. I’ll say Elon Musk doesn’t do coke. Because if he did, he wouldn’t be doing…*waves arms in air*.
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Post by Kalmia on Feb 18, 2023 11:55:05 GMT -5
Yeah, there's absolutely zero evidence whatsoever. People are just stereotyping and taking 10 minutes here and 10 minutes there and jumping to conclusions.
It's more a meme than a legit thing at this point.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Feb 18, 2023 11:59:56 GMT -5
I just assume all billionaires do coke. It’s a slightly lower number than the community organizer/LSD connection, I heard.
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Post by Celexa Bliss 54 on Feb 18, 2023 12:02:52 GMT -5
I always assumed it was a joke based on his excitable demeanor and the fact that the man apparently never sleeps lol
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Post by mrpeacock on Feb 18, 2023 12:26:24 GMT -5
It’s mostly because he acts like a hyperactive coke head. That’s where the speculation and jokes started.
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Post by Natural Born Farmer on Feb 18, 2023 12:35:20 GMT -5
Young-ish, wealthy guy who works long hours. Wouldn't be surprised if there was some truth to it.
His demeanor in some settings also reminds me a lot of someone who just took a bump in the bathroom.
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Post by Terry McConkey on Feb 18, 2023 12:43:50 GMT -5
I wonder if people would have said the same of Vince McMahon back in the 1980s. Vince and Tony are alike as in they're rich, sleep very little and work ungodly hours. I'm worried more that Tony will burn out by the time he's 40.
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Post by Cyno on Feb 18, 2023 12:52:33 GMT -5
I wonder if people would have said the same of Vince McMahon back in the 1980s. Vince and Tony are alike as in they're rich, sleep very little and work ungodly hours. I'm worried more that Tony will burn out by the time he's 40. They absolutely did. That was the heydey of "coke parties" in business settings. There was a lot of talk about Vince throwing them. Can't remember if it was outright confirmed though. As for Tony, yeah, it's just a meme. There's no evidence he partakes, though it wouldn't surprise me if he does. I don't want to do any armchair diagnosis, but it wouldn't surprise me either if he had something like ADHD, too.
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Post by Fade on Feb 18, 2023 13:04:56 GMT -5
There’s rumors it’s something different from “coke”.
Ariel throwing that out did surprise me tho lol
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Feb 18, 2023 13:13:14 GMT -5
Yeah, there's absolutely zero evidence whatsoever. People are just stereotyping and taking 10 minutes here and 10 minutes there and jumping to conclusions. It's more a meme than a legit thing at this point.This. (And that’s coming from the guy who’s probably been more guilty of making those jokes on this board than anyone else haha…)
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Feb 18, 2023 13:45:53 GMT -5
Young-ish, wealthy guy who works long hours. Wouldn't be surprised if there was some truth to it. His demeanor in some settings also reminds me a lot of someone who just took a bump in the bathroom. One of my old managers used to occasionally work all night to catch up on her admin. She'd occasionally drag herself away from the computer with all the energy and enthusiasm of a sedated sloth and come back from the bathroom ten minutes later acting exactly like Tony in some of his more excitable moments.
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Post by Wieners=$$$ on Feb 18, 2023 15:49:44 GMT -5
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Post by Instant Classic on Feb 18, 2023 15:54:15 GMT -5
I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s autistic to be honest. That isn’t a dig btw my daughter is autistic.
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