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Post by Jacy Derangement Syndrome on Mar 9, 2023 16:28:42 GMT -5
Source: MMAMania
So this is real. There's like 30 separate things to unpack here as well but I don't have the brainpower for that rn. I hope Cody Rhodes' plan to beat Roman Reigns involves sending him like a terabyte of porn and waiting on the inevitable to happen.
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Wieners=$$$
Hank Scorpio
Gif Master Extraordinaire
Smokin' Bones
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Post by Wieners=$$$ on Mar 9, 2023 16:40:33 GMT -5
f*** the Pauls and their dreams.
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XIII
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by XIII on Mar 9, 2023 16:43:02 GMT -5
Jake Paul lost a decision because he wanked in his sleep. I’m sure that’s the one and only reason. Can we book this dude against Francis already. LMAO
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Post by This Player Hating Mothman on Mar 9, 2023 16:45:52 GMT -5
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Post by Jacy Derangement Syndrome on Mar 9, 2023 16:50:28 GMT -5
Madlibs Left Brain: I feel like I have to mention the fact that Logan got this info secondhand from his Mom Madlibs Right Brain: you do not under any circumstances have to do this
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Bo Rida
Fry's dog Seymour
Pulled one over on everyone. Got away with it, this time.
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Post by Bo Rida on Mar 9, 2023 17:53:32 GMT -5
This is surprising, I always thought the Paul brothers were wankers.
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Fundertaker
El Dandy
Hideo Kojima should direct every ending ever!
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Post by Fundertaker on Mar 9, 2023 17:56:10 GMT -5
Source: MMAMania
So this is real. There's like 30 separate things to unpack here as well but I don't have the brainpower for that rn. I hope Cody Rhodes' plan to beat Roman Reigns involves sending him like a terabyte of porn and waiting on the inevitable to happen. That's way too many words about excuses for his brother from Logan Paul and way too little about paying up to the people he cheated out of thousands of dollars. Yes, it has nothing to do with this topic, but the Pauls are scum, so screw'em.
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Post by Starshine on Mar 9, 2023 18:07:47 GMT -5
Sperm is stored in the legs because pee is stored in the balls and there's no extra room.
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Glitch
King Koopa
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Mar 9, 2023 18:12:24 GMT -5
There's many talented and athletic young men really working hard to get to the wwe or in boxing, but these idiots skip the line because they made jack asses of themselves on youtube.
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Post by This Player Hating Mothman on Mar 9, 2023 19:07:43 GMT -5
Madlibs Left Brain: I feel like I have to mention the fact that Logan got this info secondhand from his Mom Madlibs Right Brain: you do not under any circumstances have to do this Mothman left brain: If the key to the Paul brothers' power is semen retention then the key to their defeat is to harvest all of their semen and perpetually weaken them. Mothman right brain: If I jump it ends both of us.
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Post by The Thread Barbi on Mar 9, 2023 19:29:02 GMT -5
Wait a minute...
"Mom said..."??¿??
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Post by cassonova on Mar 9, 2023 19:32:07 GMT -5
Cass' Leftbrain: This has been proven false. That continued sexual behavior actually increases testosterone. So this means three things:
1. Jake Paul continues to spread misinformation.
2. Jake Paul lost because of he wasn't the better boxer.
3. We now know about Jake Paul's nocturnal emissions.
Cass' Rightbrain: f*** yeah! We got ice cream!
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Don Corleone
Steve Sniffs
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Post by coleslaw on Mar 9, 2023 19:36:02 GMT -5
imagine he would have gotten knocked out and then splooged all over the mat
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Post by Big BosskMan on Mar 9, 2023 20:03:39 GMT -5
Clearly Jake Paul was not (even subconsciously) master of his domain.
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Post by MrElijah on Mar 9, 2023 20:06:47 GMT -5
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tenshi
Patti Mayonnaise
Probably more memorable than a Charlotte title reign
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Post by tenshi on Mar 9, 2023 20:46:36 GMT -5
Madlibs Left Brain: I feel like I have to mention the fact that Logan got this info secondhand from his Mom Madlibs Right Brain: you do not under any circumstances have to do this Mothman left brain: If the key to the Paul brothers' power is semen retention then the key to their defeat is to harvest all of their semen and perpetually weaken them. Mothman right brain: If I jump it ends both of us. Seth Rollins now has to use... alternative plans to defeat Logan Paul...
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lucas_lee
Hank Scorpio
Heel turn is finished, now stripping away my personality
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Post by lucas_lee on Mar 9, 2023 22:07:07 GMT -5
Even Deontay Wilder thinks his excuses have gone too far
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Post by Terry McConkey on Mar 9, 2023 22:11:02 GMT -5
This is so weird. I knew it was a terrible idea for WWE to sign Logan Paul. They clearly glossed over the worst or it hasn't affected them.
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FinalGwen
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Particularly fond of muffins.
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Post by FinalGwen on Mar 9, 2023 23:02:30 GMT -5
This is why I bottom as much as possible if I think I'm gonna get in a fight. Gotta fill up those leg reservoirs.
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Post by Jacy Derangement Syndrome on Mar 9, 2023 23:05:19 GMT -5
I posted this thread and I didn't even realize this man literally said "the sperm is stored in the leg" until right now Jesse what the f*** are you talking about
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