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Post by MrElijah on Mar 9, 2023 23:48:02 GMT -5
After re-reading this....."statement", this jackass really blamed his lost on having a wet dream? Once again boxing has failed because Rick Rude told me getting laid wins money and championships!
Seriously, does f***ing affect a pro fighter?
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Post by Jacy Derangement Syndrome on Mar 9, 2023 23:56:29 GMT -5
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So this is real. There's like 30 separate things to unpack here as well but I don't have the brainpower for that rn. I hope Cody Rhodes' plan to beat Roman Reigns involves sending him like a terabyte of porn and waiting on the inevitable to happen. That's way too many words about excuses for his brother from Logan Paul and way too little about paying up to the people he cheated out of thousands of dollars. Yes, it has nothing to do with this topic, but the Pauls are scum, so screw'em. Honestly it totally fits in here because I think that Jake has an even longer resume of scams than Logan does.
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Post by pinja on Mar 9, 2023 23:57:58 GMT -5
Now I really want Logan Paul to tell us how (he thinks) babies are made.
Little Logan: "Mom! I can't feel my legs!" Little Logan's Mom: "That is why you don't touch yourself during the day. Wait for the night, when god can't see you."
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Post by Lizuka #BLM on Mar 10, 2023 0:20:23 GMT -5
After re-reading this....."statement", this jackass really blamed his lost on having a wet dream? Once again boxing has failed because Rick Rude told me getting laid wins money and championships! Seriously, does f***ing affect a pro fighter? I don't even find that that weird because if you've been in the right (wrong?) circles there are a lot of idiots out there who seem to think that if you're ever ejaculated once then you've given up all of your life force or something.
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Post by Ecks Ecks Ringout Ecks Ecks on Mar 10, 2023 0:34:47 GMT -5
I don't know why I clicked on this thread, but thank you all for making me laugh loudly enough to scare my cat.
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Post by Mozenrath on Mar 10, 2023 4:37:03 GMT -5
After re-reading this....."statement", this jackass really blamed his lost on having a wet dream? Once again boxing has failed because Rick Rude told me getting laid wins money and championships! Seriously, does f***ing affect a pro fighter? It's an old superstition, yeah. Mickey mentions it in one of the Rocky movies, trying to dissuade him from spending time around Adrian before the fight. Definitely not every boxer adheres to it, but it's a thing.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Mar 10, 2023 13:16:49 GMT -5
Left brain: wonder what this thread is about Right brain: you know exactly what this thread is about Mothman's right brain: how did I get in here Madlibs left brain: just one of life's big mysteries I guess
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Post by Alice Syndrome on Mar 10, 2023 13:27:48 GMT -5
I don't think I needed to hear about the Paul brothers edging habits.
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Post by Jumpin' Jesse Walsh on Mar 10, 2023 13:28:17 GMT -5
Could be worse. You could have Cummer's Dilemma on Cum Tuesday.
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Post by chazraps on Mar 10, 2023 14:05:36 GMT -5
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Post by fw91 on Mar 10, 2023 14:27:03 GMT -5
If the Paul Brothers were to take on the Diaz brothers in an academic decathlon, who would win?
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Post by Sephiroth on Mar 10, 2023 14:28:36 GMT -5
It’s depressingly telling that this jerk has become generationally wealthy-because the whole world is waiting for the moment one of his “opponents” goes off script
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Post by mc74 on Mar 10, 2023 15:59:22 GMT -5
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Post by mc74 on Mar 10, 2023 16:10:32 GMT -5
There's many talented and athletic young men really working hard to get to the wwe or in boxing, but these idiots skip the line because they made jack asses of themselves on youtube. It really pisses me off that these people are given special privileges when they've done NOTHING to earn them in the first place. Matter of fact, their history should tell you to stay the hell away from them.
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Post by SneakMan on Mar 10, 2023 16:12:26 GMT -5
Jake Paul's walkout music at his next fight:
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Post by mc74 on Mar 10, 2023 16:25:42 GMT -5
If time machines were a thing and this dude were his opponent, Jake Paul would be wetting the bed alright...
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Post by Gecko on Mar 10, 2023 16:52:15 GMT -5
He might be onto something here. You know those celibate martial art monk types and how hard they can kick? What if it's because their legs are filled with congealed... no, I can't finish that thought and I would like to apologise for even starting it.
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Mar 10, 2023 17:09:45 GMT -5
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So this is real. There's like 30 separate things to unpack here as well but I don't have the brainpower for that rn. I hope Cody Rhodes' plan to beat Roman Reigns involves sending him like a terabyte of porn and waiting on the inevitable to happen.
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Post by Jacy Derangement Syndrome on Mar 10, 2023 19:33:42 GMT -5
After re-reading this....."statement", this jackass really blamed his lost on having a wet dream? Once again boxing has failed because Rick Rude told me getting laid wins money and championships! Seriously, does f***ing affect a pro fighter? It's an old superstition, yeah. Mickey mentions it in one of the Rocky movies, trying to dissuade him from spending time around Adrian before the fight. Definitely not every boxer adheres to it, but it's a thing. Ronda Rousey specifically made it a point to do the exact opposite and bang it out as much as possible during fight week lmao
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Post by Dub H on Mar 10, 2023 19:49:38 GMT -5
Sounds a case like of Not Paying Enough for a Throw Dillema.
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