Jake Paul blames first loss on Cummer's Dilemma
Mar 9, 2023 16:28:42 GMT -5
EvenBaldobombHasAJob, nm, and 5 more like this
Post by Jacy Derangement Syndrome on Mar 9, 2023 16:28:42 GMT -5
“Mom said ‘Jake had a wet dream the night before his fight,’” Logan Paul revealed on his YouTube show Impaulsive. “I sparked up and I said ‘No f—ing way, I had a wet dream the day of the KSI fight!’ Our lives run so parallel.”
“And I know that you had, in boxing terms, been building your batch. So essentially what you do is you don’t release in order to build up that testosterone in your body to make you some angry fighter.”
’I f—ed myself, literally, over,” Jake Paul said. “I don’t even remember [the dream]. I literally woke up in a panic like ‘F—. F— f— f— f—. Because right after you wake up and you jolt out of it and are like ‘Oh my God.’ Because you have two weeks of testosterone built up. And so the reason a wet dream happens is your body needs to release that energy, it knows inside your mind that this is not good. And yeah, I f—ed myself.”
“It makes your legs weak,” Jake continued. “That’s why it’s bad is it makes your legs weak. Because the sperm is stored in your legs and it has something to do with the neurological connection of you doing what you were put on the earth to do, so you become relaxed and oxytocin goes through your body and you get lackadaisical. And then once you start getting hit in the head, if you’ve noticed when fighters get knocked out their legs jump all over the place? That’s because your head and your legs are connected when you’re getting hit.”
“And I know that you had, in boxing terms, been building your batch. So essentially what you do is you don’t release in order to build up that testosterone in your body to make you some angry fighter.”
’I f—ed myself, literally, over,” Jake Paul said. “I don’t even remember [the dream]. I literally woke up in a panic like ‘F—. F— f— f— f—. Because right after you wake up and you jolt out of it and are like ‘Oh my God.’ Because you have two weeks of testosterone built up. And so the reason a wet dream happens is your body needs to release that energy, it knows inside your mind that this is not good. And yeah, I f—ed myself.”
“It makes your legs weak,” Jake continued. “That’s why it’s bad is it makes your legs weak. Because the sperm is stored in your legs and it has something to do with the neurological connection of you doing what you were put on the earth to do, so you become relaxed and oxytocin goes through your body and you get lackadaisical. And then once you start getting hit in the head, if you’ve noticed when fighters get knocked out their legs jump all over the place? That’s because your head and your legs are connected when you’re getting hit.”
So this is real. There's like 30 separate things to unpack here as well but I don't have the brainpower for that rn. I hope Cody Rhodes' plan to beat Roman Reigns involves sending him like a terabyte of porn and waiting on the inevitable to happen.
