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Post by Rudy Gobert Fadeaway on May 17, 2023 0:14:04 GMT -5
So um
Tonight on HBK's Playhouse, Noam Dar's Supernova Sessions ([1] everyone knows what this is) made its US debut where Heritage Cup Holder (see [1]) Noam Dar interviewed Dragon Lee and debuted a new character trait -- racism.
Noam Dar literally asks dude to speak English like 2 or 3 times, says something about Mexico being f***ed up like twice, and pulls out a f***ing ENGLISH FOR DUMMIES or some shit type fake dictionary while Dragon Lee is like hey idiot I can speak English good as shit. Not one to stand aside, Nathan Frazer runs in and tells Dar HEY BITCH HES KNOWN ENGLISH FOREVER SHUT UP and I think Dar said one more thing after that but like. Hm. Okay.
So anyway the show's called Supernova Sessions.
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Post by Rudy Gobert Fadeaway on May 17, 2023 0:20:32 GMT -5
All in all I'd say it was the Dillon Brooks of wrestling talk shows
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Post by ayumidah on May 17, 2023 0:36:08 GMT -5
Yeah, and Alicia Fox is somewhere, feeling a disturbance in the force like "Didn't I just recently get rid of this crap in my life?"
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on May 17, 2023 0:46:08 GMT -5
The NXT UK-ification of regular NXT is one of Michaels’s blind spots in all this (insert reference to his actual strabismus problem here). We were fine with Dragunov, Bate, Axiom, Frazer, Pretty Deadly and the Unholy Union. The rest? Take it or leave it at this point.
I can say this because I was in the trenches at 5 in the morning watching these guys. Some weeks it was the only wrestling I’d watch live.
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on May 17, 2023 1:36:42 GMT -5
Noam Dar really feels like a complete waste any time he isn't just going "ALICIA FAAAAAUUUUUUUXXXX" into a mic
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Post by XIII on May 17, 2023 5:15:27 GMT -5
Here’s hoping that Dijak takes a blowtorch to Dar’s set next week so we don’t have to sit through that ever again.
Axiom needs a swingers lounge talk show.
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Post by Lizuka #BLM on May 17, 2023 5:26:49 GMT -5
Noam Dar returns from the ether out of nowhere and his new gimmick is that he's super racist sounds like something out of one of those Russoize threads.
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Post by Cvslfc123 on May 17, 2023 6:08:50 GMT -5
I didn't even know he was still with the company until he was announced for WWE 2K23
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Post by Mozenrath on May 17, 2023 6:17:19 GMT -5
I completely forgot he even worked for WWE anymore. This must be like the sixth time I've forgotten, and is unlikely to be the last.
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Post by Talent Name on May 17, 2023 6:43:30 GMT -5
Here’s hoping that Dijak takes a blowtorch to Dar’s set next week so we don’t have to sit through that ever again. Axiom needs a swingers lounge talk show. Get Bate to be Axioms co host and call it the Math DeBater Show |
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Post by pinja on May 17, 2023 7:41:37 GMT -5
Noam Dar thinks racism means being really into driving race cars.
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Post by Allie Kitsune on May 17, 2023 9:08:12 GMT -5
I seriously just want the old Perverted Noam Dar (who once implied he was gonna have sex with a Pizza Hut pizza) back.
That's all I ask.
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Post by ANuclearError on May 17, 2023 13:11:46 GMT -5
Speaking as a native Glaswegian, the irony of a Scotsman asking someone to speak clear English is not lost on me.
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Post by Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie on May 17, 2023 14:37:28 GMT -5
dragon lee got his english lessons from NUMBER ONE funaki!!!  noam dar NUMBER ONE anything he wants!!! |
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Post by Rudy Gobert Fadeaway on May 17, 2023 14:40:45 GMT -5
Speaking as a native Glaswegian, the irony of a Scotsman asking someone to speak clear English is not lost on me. I WISH THIS WAS THE BIT LMAO |
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Post by A Platypus Rave on May 17, 2023 14:55:10 GMT -5
Speaking as a native Glaswegian, the irony of a Scotsman asking someone to speak clear English is not lost on me. ope of my favorite bits from Drew's first run was when 3MB attacked the Spanish announce team and Drew demanded that they speak American! |
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Post by A Platypus Rave on May 17, 2023 14:56:09 GMT -5
I completely forgot he even worked for WWE anymore. This must be like the sixth time I've forgotten, and is unlikely to be the last. I wonder if people started thinking Noam Dar was just like a shirt design company or something cause they kept pumping out shirts for him without actually using him... |
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Post by Alice Syndrome on May 17, 2023 19:30:36 GMT -5
OK I know this company never thinks anything through but why would you pick the Glaswegian Israeli to have the racist gimmick?
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Post by The Spelunker! on May 18, 2023 8:30:05 GMT -5
OK I know this company never thinks anything through but why would you pick the Glaswegian Israeli to have the racist gimmick? Diversity in racism? |
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Post by Fake Jesus on May 18, 2023 10:13:31 GMT -5
every time i see this thread i think to myself "the punjabi prison should get brought back by a white guy". idk it's just sticking with me. like imagine you have to wrestle dolph ziggler and he's like PUNJABI PRISON MATCH, PLAYA! and you just stand there looking like shocked pikachu
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