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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Aug 6, 2023 21:29:33 GMT -5
How do you explain the Russo-riffic swerve at Summerslam?
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Post by fw91 on Aug 6, 2023 21:39:25 GMT -5
Tommorow we can drive around this town, and let the cops chase us around. The past is gone , but something might come back to take its place…
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Post by HIM on Aug 6, 2023 22:09:26 GMT -5
We know it's gonna be the classic jealousy plot that's 99% of heel turns in wrestling.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Aug 6, 2023 22:10:14 GMT -5
they'll say jealousy but we all know it's that last one.
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Post by KingPooper on Aug 6, 2023 22:30:00 GMT -5
f*** Jimmy Uso… that’s why.
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Aug 6, 2023 23:02:37 GMT -5
Generic jealousy angle between siblings/tag partners number 458729832
If the reports are Roman has a stranglehold over the belt and will lose it when he feels like it then that pretty much sums up this entire reign so far and what's to come.
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Post by Some Guy on Aug 6, 2023 23:23:15 GMT -5
He didn't sell out, he bought in
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Post by Perd on Aug 6, 2023 23:45:25 GMT -5
In a shocking revelation, Jimmy exposes that Jey was really fully onboard since about day 3 ish.
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Post by Fade is a CodyCryBaby on Aug 6, 2023 23:49:26 GMT -5
Jey took from his plate at Waffle House
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Post by King Devitt on Aug 7, 2023 0:24:42 GMT -5
I voted that he's Jimmy from the future because that's the only twist that could salvage it for me.
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Aug 7, 2023 2:52:05 GMT -5
I was watching with my fiancée and I said “bet Jimmy comes back and screws Jay out the title” and she couldn’t understand why he would. “Jealousy. “Main Event Jay” but no mention of Main Event Jimmy. Nothing to do with Roman, just sibling rivalry.
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Post by HMARK Center on Aug 7, 2023 5:00:16 GMT -5
Paul Heyman has started a clandestine Manchurian Candidate style brainwashing operation, and upon the utterance of a key phrase (in this case, likely something along the lines of “the check’s in the mail, and it should clear, I swear”) it activates Jimmy’s programming. Turns out that’s where Jimmy was instead of a hospital. Roman was so shocked because Paul hasn’t even told him about it.
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Post by Pgarodactyl on Aug 7, 2023 7:25:10 GMT -5
No fair.. there's at least five here I want to choose.
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Post by King Devitt on Aug 7, 2023 7:27:00 GMT -5
Paul Heyman has started a clandestine Manchurian Candidate style brainwashing operation, and upon the utterance of a key phrase (in this case, likely something along the lines of “the check’s in the mail, and it should clear, I swear”) it activates Jimmy’s programming. Turns out that’s where Jimmy was instead of a hospital. Roman was so shocked because Paul hasn’t even told him about it. I would also accept this reason as well. They want to go "cinema" with it, f*** it, go ALL in on it. So yes, this or the Jey from the future thing. Either one.
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Post by eJm on Aug 7, 2023 7:29:14 GMT -5
There's a really small part of me that sort of wants WWE to rip off CHIKARA's Archibald Peck storyline and have a circumstance in the future where Jey hits Jimmy so hard, he warps to the past and has to not just stop Jey from becoming a tyrant but get back to that point in the future where he'll get whacked to the past.
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Post by MrElijah on Aug 7, 2023 7:33:53 GMT -5
Because Jey was TOO DAMN SELFISH!! That's why Jimmy kicked his leg out of his leg!!
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Post by krozor on Aug 7, 2023 7:45:49 GMT -5
Jimmy reveals grainy hospital footage showing a nurse accidentally putting the wrong tags on each of the Uso babies, meaning that Jimmy has actually been Jey the whole time, and Jey has been Jimmy. The announce team solemnly says something like "This changes everything" and Jimmy now becomes Main Event Jey and the Usos are forced to rejoin the Bloodline with Jimmy (now Jey) as the right hand (it is never explained how they legally compel Jey, now Jimmy, to rejoin the Bloodline, but he has to do it anyway), until it's eventually revealed that Heyman faked that footage, but also Solo gets fed up and breaks off from the Bloodline and leaves WWE, only for it to be revealed Solo was a twin as well and his twin, Duo (Solo but with a hat on) shows up to stop some face from beating Roman. (This is also later to be revealed to be a ruse when Duo dramatically removes his hat and the announcers are like "My god, Duo has been Solo all along!" and it's never revealed why they went through this elaborate ruse rather than just have Solo keep interfering for Roman since there is never any consequence for him doing so.)
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Post by Zombie Mod is not a ghoul. on Aug 7, 2023 7:47:24 GMT -5
he remembered the time Jey deleted his game save on GTA: Vice City.
or Jey told him unwanted spoilers for the Barbie movie.
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Post by eJm on Aug 7, 2023 7:52:05 GMT -5
Jimmy reveals grainy hospital footage showing a nurse accidentally putting the wrong tags on each of the Uso babies, meaning that Jimmy has actually been Jey the whole time, and Jey has been Jimmy. The announce team solemnly says something like "This changes everything" and Jimmy now becomes Main Event Jey and the Usos are forced to rejoin the Bloodline with Jimmy (now Jey) as the right hand (it is never explained how they legally compel Jey, now Jimmy, to rejoin the Bloodline, but he has to do it anyway), until it's eventually revealed that Heyman faked that footage, but also Solo gets fed up and breaks off from the Bloodline and leaves WWE, only for it to be revealed Solo was a twin as well and his twin, Duo (Solo but with a hat on) shows up to stop some face from beating Roman. (This is also later to be revealed to be a ruse when Duo dramatically removes his hat and the announcers are like "My god, Duo has been Solo all along!" and it's never revealed why they went through this elaborate ruse rather than just have Solo keep interfering for Roman since there is never any consequence for him doing so.) "What that means, "Jimmy", is that my DUIs are now YOUR DUIs!" "That son of a bitch!"
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Post by Gecko on Aug 7, 2023 7:59:03 GMT -5
I'm going with evil third twin (yes, I said third twin. No, you shut up.), but they didn't think about the fact that they don't have a third twin to show and so we end up with some questionable editing and camera shots to make it seem like there is.
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