Kalmia
King Koopa
Happy to be here
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Post by Kalmia on Aug 17, 2023 16:58:48 GMT -5
They need to partner with a baking show so we can have a food fight match.
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Post by dreidemy on Aug 17, 2023 19:52:06 GMT -5
Screw it, Blue Beetle match next week
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MolotovMocktail
Grimlock
Home of the 5-time, 5-time, 5-time, 5-time 5-time Super Bowl Champion 49ers-and Wrestlemania 31
Posts: 13,975
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Post by MolotovMocktail on Aug 17, 2023 20:17:44 GMT -5
Dumb, but no worse than Chucky or Robocop.
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mystermystery
Dennis Stamp
Still in the White Hummer
Posts: 4,387
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Post by mystermystery on Aug 17, 2023 20:52:07 GMT -5
Screw it, Blue Beetle match next week "In this special BLUE BEETLE match, the wrestlers will desperately try and figure out the plot of Blue Beetle based solely on the movie trailer. Neither is allowed to google anything about the movie or the property it is based on." "In this special LAST VOYAGE OF THE DEMETER match, opponents must survive in the ring for as long as possible with a literal vampire. Wrestlers are eliminated when either they leave the ring or are brutally murdered and eaten by the unstoppable monster we somehow managed to get to agree to this." "In this special TALK TO ME match, one of the wrestlers must CLIMB THE POLE and grab the DISEMBODIED HAND. They must then go to the middle of the ring, shout TALK TO ME, and maintain control of the hand for at least a 10 count!" "In this special STRAYS match, we shall surround the ring with a cage, put stray dogs outside of the cage, and then surround the stray dogs with another cage!... I've been informed of the similarities between this match and another match...it is too late. We cashed the check."
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Post by Lizuka #BLM on Aug 18, 2023 0:39:39 GMT -5
Mortal Kombat 1 Match where you win you have to use your Animality, let's go.
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Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]
FANatic
Writer, Lover of all things Wrestling. Analytical, Critical, Lovable (hopefully). Lets all have fun!
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Aug 18, 2023 1:13:36 GMT -5
This is the company that did the Cracker Barrel Match, the Godzilla vs Kong Tag Match, the Shark Cage Deathmatch with Shark Cage sponsored by Shark Week, Blood and Guts sponsored by Shark Week, does commercials with DraftKings, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Deathmatch, and changed the All Atlantic to the International Championship in partnership with Shazam 2: Fury of the Gods ... We aren't gonna act like AEW trying to do corporate synergy stuff is a new thing are we? Obviously don't oversaturate it but they've proven they can do this.
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Post by Lizuka #BLM on Aug 18, 2023 2:06:52 GMT -5
This is the company that did the Cracker Barrel Match, the Godzilla vs Kong Tag Match, the Shark Cage Deathmatch with Shark Cage sponsored by Shark Week, Blood and Guts sponsored by Shark Week, does commercials with DraftKings, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Deathmatch, and changed the All Atlantic to the International Championship in partnership with Shazam 2: Fury of the Gods ... We aren't gonna act like AEW trying to do corporate synergy stuff is a new thing are we? Obviously don't oversaturate it but they've proven they can do this. This is all true and this isn’t a big deal at all but also Zaslav really sucks.
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Post by This Player Hating Mothman on Aug 18, 2023 2:29:59 GMT -5
Zaslav really sucks.
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Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]
FANatic
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Aug 18, 2023 3:05:02 GMT -5
This is the company that did the Cracker Barrel Match, the Godzilla vs Kong Tag Match, the Shark Cage Deathmatch with Shark Cage sponsored by Shark Week, Blood and Guts sponsored by Shark Week, does commercials with DraftKings, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Deathmatch, and changed the All Atlantic to the International Championship in partnership with Shazam 2: Fury of the Gods ... We aren't gonna act like AEW trying to do corporate synergy stuff is a new thing are we? Obviously don't oversaturate it but they've proven they can do this. This is all true and this isn’t a big deal at all but also Zaslav really sucks. Agreed wholeheartedly on that front lol
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Rave
El Dandy
Perpetually Bored
Posts: 8,126
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Post by Rave on Aug 18, 2023 4:05:23 GMT -5
So was Leatherface The Hollywood Hunk, RJ City, or someone else? Dean Alexander, from what I've heard.
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Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]
FANatic
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Aug 18, 2023 4:29:40 GMT -5
So was Leatherface The Hollywood Hunk, RJ City, or someone else? Dean Alexander, from what I've heard. ... This makes so much sense if you watch Sammy's Vlogs lmfao
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lucas_lee
Hank Scorpio
Heel turn is finished, now stripping away my personality
Posts: 6,734
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Post by lucas_lee on Aug 18, 2023 6:19:40 GMT -5
This is the company that did the Cracker Barrel Match, the Godzilla vs Kong Tag Match, the Shark Cage Deathmatch with Shark Cage sponsored by Shark Week, Blood and Guts sponsored by Shark Week, does commercials with DraftKings, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Deathmatch, and changed the All Atlantic to the International Championship in partnership with Shazam 2: Fury of the Gods ... We aren't gonna act like AEW trying to do corporate synergy stuff is a new thing are we? Obviously don't oversaturate it but they've proven they can do this. Yeah wrestling and synergy is nothing new. To me it usually sucks most of the time but this happened for most of wrestling
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Post by HIM on Aug 18, 2023 15:31:35 GMT -5
Speaking of Double J.
I don't know why dude is on this week's edition of The Dump Truck with GiantBomb but I'm gonna peep it.
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Post by Mr Mario Mario on Aug 18, 2023 17:34:00 GMT -5
I veered between this is stupid…this is boring…..this is weird….holy s*** it’s Leatherface and they’re acting as though it’s real this is their version of RoboCop and I’m here for it baby
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Post by CeilingFan on Aug 19, 2023 11:28:32 GMT -5
I liked it.
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Post by Finish Uncle Muffin’s Story on Aug 21, 2023 8:41:03 GMT -5
If anyone's interested, this week's My World with Jeff Jarrett podcast goes into the Texas Chain Saw Massacre match a bit. Of note, Jarrett says the reported $100K figure is "way low."
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mj0mn0m
Don Corleone
👆 I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T ~ Do you know what that means? ~ Can't see me B-R-O-K-E ~ I'm P-A-I-D 🤑
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Post by mj0mn0m on Aug 21, 2023 9:15:37 GMT -5
This is exactly the kind of EWR/WCW magic that is needed in wrestling.
Definitely THE MATCH that hooked me back to AEW.
(Along with folks like TayJay, MJF, Kenny Omega, Julia Hart, Lucha BROS, Rob Van Dam Mark Briscoe, Skye Blue, El Hijo Del Vikingo, The OUTCASTS, Eddie Kingston, Bandido, etc.)
WOW, JUST FOUND OUT AEW HAD ITS OWN WEDDING! WILL CHECK THAT OUT SPOILER FREE!
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markymark
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Posts: 18,381
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Post by markymark on Aug 21, 2023 11:15:51 GMT -5
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salz4life
Grimlock
Prichard is a guy who gets that his job is to service his boss.
Posts: 14,005
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Post by salz4life on Aug 21, 2023 11:24:39 GMT -5
"In this special STRAYS match, we shall surround the ring with a cage, put stray dogs outside of the cage, and then surround the stray dogs with another cage!... I've been informed of the similarities between this match and another match...it is too late. We cashed the check." From what I've heard about that movie... the dogs will need to be having relations with each other around the cage.
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Aug 21, 2023 11:33:17 GMT -5
Screw it, Blue Beetle match next week "In this special BLUE BEETLE match, the wrestlers will desperately try and figure out the plot of Blue Beetle based solely on the movie trailer. Neither is allowed to google anything about the movie or the property it is based on." "In this special LAST VOYAGE OF THE DEMETER match, opponents must survive in the ring for as long as possible with a literal vampire. Wrestlers are eliminated when either they leave the ring or are brutally murdered and eaten by the unstoppable monster we somehow managed to get to agree to this." "In this special TALK TO ME match, one of the wrestlers must CLIMB THE POLE and grab the DISEMBODIED HAND. They must then go to the middle of the ring, shout TALK TO ME, and maintain control of the hand for at least a 10 count!" "In this special STRAYS match, we shall surround the ring with a cage, put stray dogs outside of the cage, and then surround the stray dogs with another cage!... I've been informed of the similarities between this match and another match...it is too late. We cashed the check." I would just like to add to this wonderful post that TALK TO ME was pretty good, give it a watch when you can!
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